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Hail up mi Good people [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] .. Jus a come back fram mi splendiferous vacation a yaad. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img] Before mi tell unu bout Yaad ..mek a tell unu weh happen to mi a di airport on mi way home.
Mi well boasy an proud sey mi finally a goh a mi yaad an cyan wait. Mi check in mi tings dem an den head fi di Gate fi go board mi flight. When mi reach di Gate di metal detector sinting go aff an mek up pure nize ina di airport – friten di Jesas ouuta mi
. SO mi step faward an dem scan mi ….no soun. So di airport lady look pan mi suspicious. So shi sen mi fi go back troo di Detector. When mi go troo it ..wan eva nize again. By dis time di whole place a look pan mi like mi wok fi Osama ben Laden. 
Dem run scan pan mi an noh fine nutten ..
So di lady look pan mi up an dung an ask mi fi tek aff mi shoes. So mi did ..den a dat time mi hear di woman bawl out – SECURITY – WI HAVE A SERIOUS BREACH OVER HERE!! Nex ting bout 10 man draw dung pan an tell mi seh “Mam dem deh foot deh is classified unda weapons of mass destruction. Yuh cannot board di plane wid dem deh foot deh.”
But unu si mi dying trail. Mi ask dem how dem fi call mi foot weapon of mass destruction? Dem tell mi sey if dem deh foot get weh an scratch any a di passengers dem gwine havi lan di plane an carry dem a di emergency room and dem noh waan tek di chance.
So fi remedy matta mi ask dem if mi can wrap up mi foot ina scandal bag fi protect di passengers fram assault. Dem agree to it ..an a soh mi en up pan di terrorist watch list.
Lickle most mi neva get fi go pan mi vacation seka di excitement createment! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Mi miss yaad bad but good to be back
Mi well boasy an proud sey mi finally a goh a mi yaad an cyan wait. Mi check in mi tings dem an den head fi di Gate fi go board mi flight. When mi reach di Gate di metal detector sinting go aff an mek up pure nize ina di airport – friten di Jesas ouuta mi
. SO mi step faward an dem scan mi ….no soun. So di airport lady look pan mi suspicious. So shi sen mi fi go back troo di Detector. When mi go troo it ..wan eva nize again. By dis time di whole place a look pan mi like mi wok fi Osama ben Laden. Dem run scan pan mi an noh fine nutten ..So di lady look pan mi up an dung an ask mi fi tek aff mi shoes. So mi did ..den a dat time mi hear di woman bawl out – SECURITY – WI HAVE A SERIOUS BREACH OVER HERE!! Nex ting bout 10 man draw dung pan an tell mi seh “Mam dem deh foot deh is classified unda weapons of mass destruction. Yuh cannot board di plane wid dem deh foot deh.”
But unu si mi dying trail. Mi ask dem how dem fi call mi foot weapon of mass destruction? Dem tell mi sey if dem deh foot get weh an scratch any a di passengers dem gwine havi lan di plane an carry dem a di emergency room and dem noh waan tek di chance.
So fi remedy matta mi ask dem if mi can wrap up mi foot ina scandal bag fi protect di passengers fram assault. Dem agree to it ..an a soh mi en up pan di terrorist watch list.
Lickle most mi neva get fi go pan mi vacation seka di excitement createment! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Mi miss yaad bad but good to be back
A pure big life dem a life dung deh.
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