Di JAZZ Factor

**Hush Darlin** · 08-01-2005, 12:17 PM

Re: Di JAZZ Factor

Originally posted by Juss plain ole B_P:
[qb] Tigrrr, Sweetsop and all the other women that make this place criss - you are all nothing to sneeze at either. You are all beautiful in your own ways.

Now tap wid di big 4id jokes.

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lmao
den Bippy wha mek u hafi bring dat up you noh fraid we start up a thread pon you bug farrid [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**Hush Darlin** · 08-01-2005, 12:17 PM

Re: Di JAZZ Factor

Originally posted by Q3210:
[qb] Quite literally, sweetsop has a rough bumpy skin, pale green in colour. When squeezed she reveals succulent white fruity flesh dotted with medium sized black seeds.
When you look up at her, suspended in mid air, you only want to pick her. Not to let her fall, but to hold her gently in your hands....and squeeze slowly...she reveals her tasty succulent fruity flesh.
Her taste is sweet. Goes without saying.
But you got to roll her seeds in your mouth and spit them out when the flesh is devoured and away.
By such dispersion, her seeds find a new home to germinate and grow tall again and bare more sweetysops. [/qb]

this is priceless [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**Wendy** · 08-01-2005, 12:17 PM

Re: Di JAZZ Factor

Originally posted by Sweetssop:
[qb] den Wendy u sey Jazz a de "Furss" person you meet from the board but yet a you and Queen did go meet ar....so u neva met Queen before you dod meet Jazz den... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

what if Queen did come afta Jazz open di door eeeh? Since yuh want to be dat technical about di matta

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**Jazz** · 08-01-2005, 12:43 PM

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Lawks ((((((Tigrr))))) u mek mi feel fe bawl...

This is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me... (one of the other being what my beloved Wahalla said the other day - but he's biased and supposed to say that since he loves me [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )

U literally lef mi speechless (and that does not happen very often)...

What I will say is this... Everyone has soemthing special in them... and once u find that special thing that sets that person apart from the rest its easy to overlook the other stuff...

You have always been someone that I admire from the first day we met here on the board because of your sense of humor and your candidness... its not often that u find someone who will speak their mind - u disagree with them and they still don't hold a grudge - thats what i noticed about you - you are waaay above petty and it takes a big person to be that... then i saw your pic on my family and saw that you have the most beautiful smile - a smile that reaches the eyes and u can always tell whats in the heart based on a smile like that...

my madda always tell mi - don't try to be the best person that someone else is - just be the best you that you can be...
Kinda corny but thats what mi always try do... and to that I add my personal credo... : Dare to live!

Life is too short to waste on pettiness and grudges etc.- I prefer to laugh - even if its at my expense...

But i think there are many amazing women here on this board I really do - some stand out for me more than others

BIg head Wendy - I love dat gyal gaan to bed - she has a heart almoas as big as har mout... and has been there for me through some rough times... even when others supposedly closer to me were not and it was amazing to me that you can meet someone in a forum such as this and form such a deep friendship - yes if she aks mi fe bury de body fe har - I'll dig deep and hard - no questions asked cause thats the kind of friend she has been to me

oonu mek mi deh yah ah bawl inna de people dem office - mi soon come...

**Wendy** · 08-01-2005, 12:51 PM

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Anyway Jazz... a wan ting mi havi add dowe...an mi very serious bout dis

Yuh fi larn fi have respect fi people weh Talla dan yuh dowe

Some of di tegareg behavior mi si yuh display is an becoming of smaady weh noh reach 3 foot yet

**run gaan before shi start fling har boot**

**Boricua_papi** · 08-01-2005, 12:54 PM

Re: Di JAZZ Factor

Originally posted by Wendy:
[qb] Anyway Jazz... a wan ting mi havi add dowe...an mi very serious bout dis

Yuh fi larn fi have respect fi people weh Talla dan yuh dowe

Some of di tegareg behavior mi si yuh display is an becoming of smaady weh noh reach 3 foot yet

**run gaan before shi start fling har boot** [/qb]

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**Hush Darlin** · 08-01-2005, 12:58 PM

Re: Di JAZZ Factor

Originally posted by Wendy:
[qb] Anyway Jazz... a wan ting mi havi add dowe...an mi very serious bout dis

Yuh fi larn fi have respect fi people weh Talla dan yuh dowe

Some of di tegareg behavior mi si yuh display is an becoming of smaady weh noh reach 3 foot yet

**run gaan before shi start fling har boot** [/qb]

woieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
mi belly
a want mi mada
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u is nat good a tell yah
al u haffi do enno Wendy is jus fe jus slightly rub u heel pan ar and she wi shet up [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**Venn** · 08-01-2005, 01:05 PM

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Wait deh, is a love fest a gwaan in yah?

**Wendy** · 08-01-2005, 01:10 PM

Re: Di JAZZ Factor

Originally posted by Venn:
[qb] Wait deh, is a love fest a gwaan in yah? [/qb]

Whapenn Venn Venn .. Yuh come back fram farin arreddi?

Yes mi dear chile .. yuh noh si dem a sweet up sweet up Jazz ..Bad enough har farrid soh gigantic as it is.. a now it ago big. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]WL

**Jazz** · 08-01-2005, 01:21 PM

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u si dis is why ah cyaan tan nyaga u nuh - mi cyaan even have mi moment ah glory in peace widout hole nyaga ah try haul mi back dung affa mi pedestal ***CUTYEYE AFFA OLE NYAGA*****

**Venn** · 08-01-2005, 01:32 PM

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Ahm, miss mam, please to clarify who yuh spaking to wid dem dere commentations...tanks yuh.

**Wendy** · 08-01-2005, 01:33 PM

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SweetSopp ..yuh noh hear Jazz a call yuh ole Nyaga [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] .. Giiirlll ..dem some fighting words.

Mi noh love si when 2 woman a war but mi tink yuh should bax har dung [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

**siddung pan di cinda block an lap mi frack**

**Jazz** · 08-01-2005, 01:59 PM

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Den Lawd havvis mercy - u nuh si how de big head man dem tek mi good good compliment an tun it inna pawn sitten o/ - nutting is saycrid pan dis boad!!!

**Q3210** · 08-01-2005, 02:05 PM

Re: Di JAZZ Factor

Ah who name Jazz? Ohhh! Yu mean Jacinth....yeah man, Jacinth come inna de board same time wid Queen and Wendy Jo...from someweh near Baltimore.

**Jazz** · 08-01-2005, 02:07 PM

Re: Di JAZZ Factor

Originally posted by Wahalla:
[qb]

Originally posted by Juss plain ole B_P:
[qb]

Originally posted by Wahalla:
[qb] Personally I knew Jazz before time began... We were the singualtity which produced the big bang... Our essence is linked beyond the realms of physics unhindered by the laws of the universe.. She is space to my time... We are the two threads of the funndamental DNA strand...

We have rode the steppes, got drunking listenign to Bach, we were the first across the shahara on foot. We held each other as at Herculenium when Vesuvius blew... We had poets write odes to us, royalty bow at our feet.... She is personification of the beauty, gentleness, life, love... I am the oppostite.... [/qb]

Now Jazz, would you rather have this fauning over your noteworthy attributes or someone who tells you things as they are. For example: you're too short,

Wahalla: The perfect pocket aphrodite....

your picha is listed in the patwa dikshunary unda di werd: "batty-challenged"

Wahalla:: A posterior that is ideal to gently kiss, a expressive example of the erotic arts incarnate!!!! and you chat too much. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Wahalla: express delightful truths in a frangancy of a Burns, the intensity of a Marlowe and the passion of Shabazz Malik

But mi love yuh juss di sem.

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No BP mi like yu yu smart laka Eisten and Freinman combine.. (Man if mi had 10% a yu hinteligence me would be 5 times as smart as mi is ) And mi know Jazz like yu...

but I will inflict pain on yu slavery style if you ever suh much as utter such profanity gainst the delight full congealment of all that is holy which is manifested as the one commonly called Jazz [/qb]

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I LOVE HIM

:love:

Di JAZZ Factor

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