Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

[mangoskin]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

*half naked peeps downtown
*soot downtown
*Port Royal ferry man that neva let me tan outside an enjoy the view! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
*govt affice widdout toilet paper

[Shefreen Clarke]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

I cant think of anything that I don't miss.

Lemme see um...um... green lizard. house lizard (the transparent ones. dont remember the correct name). In fact, any lizard.

[RollinCalf]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by Jedi l:
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Originally posted by RollinCalf:
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Originally posted by Jedi l:
[qb] Oh lawd mi miss mi yawd doh...mi waan goh back dis year bad bad. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/qb]

Miself a goh back October for a while. Cyaan wait !

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

....mi have di vacation time, but mi fraid fi leff di pickney dem inna di house. Cho! [/qb]

Mi sarry fi yuh. Nex ting dem call social work fi dem an wi a read bout yuh when yuh reach back ! What a ting !

"Mother Gets Her Groove Back in the Caribbean While Children Are Left Unsupervised At Home"

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[mountaingal]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

classism, shadism, snobbery

lacka sidewalks

every higgla now turn vendor and a sell de same two rag, comb and grater pan streetside

tiefin ducta an taxi driver weh put up price caw dem detect seh you come from farrin

[Guest]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by mountaingal:
[qb] classism, shadism, snobbery

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Yeah dat tuh! Like dem bettah den henni baddi wid dem false life. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[RollinCalf]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

brownism.

[mountaingal]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

bleaching and fowl pillism

[niceniss]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by Hills Princess:
[qb] house lizard (the transparent ones. dont remember the correct name). In fact, any lizard. [/qb]

they are the worst!

[mountaingal]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

mormon evangelists on constant spring road

[Shefreen]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

I dont miss when I see a nice girl and say "psssssssssst, whaapen brownin. Me like yu eei noh. Whe yaw say? Gimme yu phone numbah noh."

And she cut her eye awfa me

[Guest]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by mountaingal:
[qb] bleaching and fowl pillism [/qb]

Lawd mi hignorance sah...psst! what is fowl pillism...oh, oh, you mean hormones. Oh yeah now I get it. Poor ting dem all dem need is likkle a di merican food... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Guest]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by RollinCalf:
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Originally posted by Jedi l:
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Originally posted by RollinCalf:
[qb]

Originally posted by Jedi l:
[qb] Oh lawd mi miss mi yawd doh...mi waan goh back dis year bad bad. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/qb]

Miself a goh back October for a while. Cyaan wait !

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

....mi have di vacation time, but mi fraid fi leff di pickney dem inna di house. Cho! [/qb]

Mi sarry fi yuh. Nex ting dem call social work fi dem an wi a read bout yuh when yuh reach back ! What a ting !

"Mother Gets Her Groove Back in the Caribbean While Children Are Left Unsupervised At Home"

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

Anno dat, dem ole enuff but dem a gyal pickney

[RollinCalf]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by Jedi l:
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Originally posted by RollinCalf:
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Originally posted by Jedi l:
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Originally posted by RollinCalf:
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Originally posted by Jedi l:
[qb] Oh lawd mi miss mi yawd doh...mi waan goh back dis year bad bad. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/qb]

Miself a goh back October for a while. Cyaan wait !

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

....mi have di vacation time, but mi fraid fi leff di pickney dem inna di house. Cho! [/qb]

Mi sarry fi yuh. Nex ting dem call social work fi dem an wi a read bout yuh when yuh reach back ! What a ting !

"Mother Gets Her Groove Back in the Caribbean While Children Are Left Unsupervised At Home"

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

Anno dat, dem ole enuff but dem a gyal pickney [/qb]

Yes. That is a different story. Betta yuh tek dem wid yuh.

[Guest]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by RollinCalf:
[qb]QUOTE]Yes. That is a different story. Betta yuh tek dem wid yuh. [/qb]

End a di vacation! moving rite along...

[RollinCalf]

Re: Some Things I Don't Miss in Jamaica: The Anti-Sentimentality Thread

Originally posted by Blacky mango:
[qb] I dont miss when I see a nice girl and say "psssssssssst, whaapen brownin. Me like yu eei noh. Whe yaw say? Gimme yu phone numbah noh."

And she cut her eye awfa me [/qb]

At which point you are supposed to say:

"Gweh dutty gyal ! A which man woulda want anyting hugly lakka yuh ?"

...in order to preserve your manhood.