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Re: Fl Bashment Report
Why am I not surprised? 
Originally posted by Compry:
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Now, I had heard stories about LadyZ being quiet at functions but I thought they were joking. Jeezampeace, you couldn't hear a peep outta har mouth. I could not believe it was the same person. [/qb]
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Now, I had heard stories about LadyZ being quiet at functions but I thought they were joking. Jeezampeace, you couldn't hear a peep outta har mouth. I could not believe it was the same person. [/qb]
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Shi claim shi barely know how fi match dem up. Mi an JD start coax har fi noh worry bout dat, an com play wid wi, an finally shi come play. Mi haffi sey shi ah wan good actress caa shi ah play an start match up stuff like 4 wid ah 5, ah 3 wid ah 6 an even ah put har bones ah di wrong end or inna di miggle ah di pile. Hear mi to mi self noh, "bwoy shi good sah, ah who shi tink shi ah fool?". Soh again mi play along. All of ah sudden di ooman whe allegedly caa play, start fi win! Fus wan game , den two. Round dis time Miss Compry pull up wan chair an announed dat shi ah SistahD's student an shi waa play (ah guess fi show off har skills), soh wi start ova again. Dat statement kina did mek wi nervous fi ah little while an kina threw us off guard short term, Soh har strategy did actually wuk initially. Shi win di fus game, an mi tink di second, an it looked like shi was going fi ah third. All of ah sudden mi si di Jcan come out inna Jesus Dread! Di man start twirl di dominoes dem cross all ah nim fingers ah start duh some fancy stuff wid dem like wan professional card sharp! Mi mout drop open (unnu si whe mi did ah sey earlier?)! Him ketch himself ah ah try play it off, ah mi act like mi neva did si nutten. Next ting yuh kno it happen again, but dis time, him start fi call out wha left inna whofah hand, an which wan ah di 4 ah wi ah goh win. Poor Compry neva know wha hit har, caa shi neva win another game again because J. Dread just mesmorized har an di other undercover ringer called J. Dreaming. Dem neva kno wha hit di two ah dem, JD was almost like an 18 wheeler truck from out of nowhere! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] All wen JD him deh pan di phone ah talk tuh him breadhrin, him jus flip him bones inna di air without looking pan di board an mek it land BAM, ah di spot right whe it fi goh! Since him neva fool mi from start mi neva did devastates like poor SistahD's "expert student"! Ah guess JD felt dat him had to defend him rep, since Compry goh indirectly throw down di gauntlet of challenge. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
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