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ohh Nina, these faceless shots are great,
((((GB))))) u a gwaan good wid de batty shots dem man, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Nina, u gween haffe watch har, she is a fast learner, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]Comment
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(((country))) but you didnt guess..
i think i'll be having the whole board shooting battys... guess it's the best form of flattery... seriously thinking of doing a book of batty shots....
new alias.. battyooman..
You mind telling me where G is ???Comment
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i need pictures lots more pictures
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ok guess its my time....yu knoh first of all mi want to appologist caw mi a tell yu age musta tek mi....
mi go bak to bed tiday....tyad caan dun,den had to go do mi laundry....yes pure dutty clothes....den pickeny dem home from school, gotta give some lovin....den dinner....so here i am....shutterfly slow rasta!!!
ok mek a start a new......Comment
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sitting pon mi red stripe box drinking a cold one and waiting for G2 to come wid de lingo and de xrated pictures demComment
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well here we go....
Thursday mawning brite an early mi deh pon De Ride wile mi a pack.....well mi lef mi yard at 10.30 saka mi sil had things to do...so mi 3hours early,no problem,caw hexcitement a kill mi so being at the hairport mek mi feel like de trip start...
mi line up,dem start call people outa de line,caw fi dem plane a go lef dem,caw it look like nuh just mi one but a hole heap a we tink plane a go lef we so we di deh way before de time...
mi look pon de customs dem an mi say yu see deh ole bag ova deh mi nat goin to har no sahree.....well wen dem a call mi mi all tun mi bak,caw it could neva be me unno a chat....guard come to mi is yu we talkin
see mi [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] ...so sorry neva knoh dat (mi did well knoh) but mi pon on mi best smile an go to har [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] mi: good morning
she: ya, where you goin
mi: 9wah she tink mi nuh knoh weh de plane a go) oh Newark
har: why
mi: party
har: wah kind
mi: bashment
har: wah dat
mi: we is dot commers an we havein a party
har : were yu staying
mi: wid BND
har: who,weh
mi: well she really name Nina
har: weh she live
mi : Newark, mount kisko
har: weh
mi: mount crisco (kissteet like mi nuh knoh)
har: wats de address
mi: mi nuh knoh,but she is very popular mi sure everybody knoh har
har: ok for dis time ongle mi will take her phone #,wat is it
mi: / lawd help mi mi never carry it inna mi purse it inna de checked luggage to rakkler....mi search inna mi bag...mi spot Kia # mi roll it off to har,praying dshe nuh call an ask fi Nina
dat we hole har
she: hope yu knoh yu have to get passport next time yu come through here
mi: yes i knoh (so dam humble, caw mi waan go bashment)
har: i hope yu heard bout yu knoh
mi: oh yes mam i surely do [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
she fling mi paper gi mi,mi walk go look fi mi plane....
plane rite pon time tek mi seat mi is off...pass ova de Lady Liberty,loved her see all a down town...on mi way to DC....yes yu heard mi....get deh spend 2 hours.....get pon one nadda plane....pass de Lady Liberty again touch dung inna Newark...
tru mi buy cheap ticket mi pass down town NY twice before mi reach a one hour flight tek mi 5hours...dont ask...yes mi will do it again DWL
so earlier Kia call mi,
she say: how will we knoh each adda
mi: Jams.commers knoh each adda
tink yu can spend at least 8 wakein hours wid somebady ever striking day an nuh knoh dem....yu knoh dem all tink mi fool /
anyhoe, mi get a de hairport an mi a look inna people face,but nuh a dem look like a commers...no sah we is a happy bunch wid smiles from here to here(--------) a we dat....
den mi see dis lovely beauty a come dung de esclator....neva had to ask no more, mi shout pon top a mi vice ( mi did figet a nuh type mi a type) KIA....KIA a mi dis....Miss Stosh...(tink mi neva see wen she hold har head dung in shame) but mi nuh care mi a come a Bashment....mi hear har sweet vice above a whisper...Grandma,is that you.....mi roll mi yeye, yes baba, see it deh now she shame a country.....
now as unno knoh, mi kinda draw up inna mi shell,caw mi is a nervous type....so mi lower mi vice an mi go...... hi yes its mi....hear she ok grab your bags an follow mi....mi go raw, no respect fi yu elders no more...
so saka mi so nervous, mi grab mi bag an falla har, we reach a very hexpencive car....neva drive inna nuttin like dat before...no sahree hope mi curry nuh tink it up....(yes mi travel wid mi food stuff)
she say...lif yu bags an throw thim in....lawd yu shoulda see mi struggle....nat a hel she give....
well so mi a huff an a puff mi a sah, a wanda if de imigration ooman put some lead inna mi bag fi punish mi.... so mi look pon de bag, mi say Miss Stosh mi mean Ms Kia mam.....mi nuh tink a fi mi bag dis.....so she tear har yeye open pon mi an say....wat do yu mean yu teif people bag....mi say well a tru yu did shame a mi mi get nervous an ting an mi tek de rang sinting.... /
she say come with mi an de bag.....(she nuh hole it) there is cameras all over the airports in Merica you know,think i want to be cause with your thiefry....rollyeye again
well we get in dere an she waan mi carry it round to de bak, mi say no mam mi not doin dat,tink mi fool or sinting....wan mi get arrested, mi a fling it rite ya so....as soon as mi fling it dung 2 man grab it up....mi say thank God....an inna de corner is fi mi likle tearup piece....
(((Kia))) yu de best girl love yu bad
soon come wid Part 2, btw its not reread so just go wid de mistakes,seenComment
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Oh what a story this is! I can just picture all of this....
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[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] All of it... this is the best...
dont forget kia calling me at 630 saying your lost.. and not on the plane.. really you just sitting in there til everyone gets out.. and before they kick you off for the plane to reload... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
i was relieved when i heard your voice in the background..Comment
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eeehi tory come to bump
Yes Gma mi lovin dis
mi did kno sey a u gat the good suss
mi did hewar all kinna tory but mi tell dem sey mi wi wait fe hear fe Gma side caa mi kno sey she wi tell the chrootsComment
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likke intermission before she come back...
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This is what you call cool alll the time! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
(((loops))), (((pillows)))
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