..How To Love Yuh Jamaican Man..

[goldilocks]

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Women's rules: (there's only two)

1. Do what you want, when you want, where you want, with whom you want. Preferably with someone else's cash.

2. Don't listen to men, they are trying to get you do do what THEY want.

[mama d]

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true
peace

[Leonie]

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so true esp. # 9
Just this morning I was remembering a few women who would ask me how is my friend and when I answer they would quickly discourage me not to talk to him, but I couldnt never say that about theirs- infact one did get vex when I did.
I did it just to see how she would react

[Lady Godiva]

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I like that! Prefer mi own cash though!

[goldilocks]

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Why spend your own if you can spend someone else's? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Lady Godiva]

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Less guilt?

[goldilocks]

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I have cast away the burden of guilt! Actually, my "other people's cash" theory is only a theory for me as no one has let me spend theirs.....but it's a nice theory though [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[dr. bones]

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I especially like #11, that one kills me.

[BND1999]

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Originally posted by Scarlet:
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Aha! No wonder it didn't work out, it is all coming back to me now! [/qb]

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hit the nail on the head.. BANG!!

thanks for the laugh just when i needed it...

[NapiHead327]

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Originally posted by Xkz:
[qb] How To Love Your Jamaican Man
10. Never ask to drive your man's car, or give him directions, or tell him to ask for directions when he is lost. Him soon find him way! Grin and bear it.

[/qb]

Okay, this one is true. HoneyBunny is CRAZY about Junior (his Audi S4). He'll park in the very back of a parking lot to make sure no one parks next to him and dings his car. He takes pics of the car and posts them on some Audi website. Every now and then, he stops by the Audi dealership just to look and see if they have anything new. He'll only use 'special' oil in his car, he washes it w/'special' soap. And it takes him 2 hours to wash his car (waxing is another hour). Once, he stopped and washed his car on the way to work b/c some birds pooped on it.

[mountaingal]

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Originally posted by Xkz:
[qb] Member, "regular fried dumpling keeps your man a humping". [/qb]

mi seh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

if ongle it were dat alone...

[Soul Hunter]

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listen, a man's car is serious stuff!! besides baby, i can't have you up in the whip with bird doo-doo all over it!?!

Originally posted by NapiHead327:
[qb]

Originally posted by Xkz:
[qb] How To Love Your Jamaican Man
10. Never ask to drive your man's car, or give him directions, or tell him to ask for directions when he is lost. Him soon find him way! Grin and bear it.

[/qb]

Okay, this one is true. HoneyBunny is CRAZY about Junior (his Audi S4). He'll park in the very back of a parking lot to make sure no one parks next to him and dings his car. He takes pics of the car and posts them on some Audi website. Every now and then, he stops by the Audi dealership just to look and see if they have anything new. He'll only use 'special' oil in his car, he washes it w/'special' soap. And it takes him 2 hours to wash his car (waxing is another hour). Once, he stopped and washed his car on the way to work b/c some birds pooped on it. [/qb]

[popcorn1012]

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Now it all makes sense..... I need to call my fiance and apologise for my wrong doings

[X]

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LAdies, You are all Welcome.
my job is done here.. now I go spead the knowledge to the rest of the unaware

[Shefreen Clarke]

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maybe dats why me no too fancy yawd man