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[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Fancy Patwa Exam

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Silent_River</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sadder_Puss</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Apparently her patwa getting too good so she nuh need nuh more lessons [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img] </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] a muss soh!...she's expert now.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] ((((Fancy)))

(Is this Hot Puss?) MI cyan't keep up/o\ </div></div>

No ma'am. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaang away fram expert [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[DC]

Re: Fancy Patwa Exam

(((Fancy))), there you are. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img].You had a long break didn't ya? awright, final exam coming up...and this time it is translation from english to patois...Soon come.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]

[DC]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

Fancy..Here is your Final Exam. Have fun!

Please translate from english to patois:
The little girl screamed and ran to her mother. Bev picked up her daughter and began to soother ‘It’s okay sweetie. He was not going hurt you’. Bev turned to the man who was walking his dog. The stranger apologized and promised to hold on to the dog’s leash a little tighter. Bev sighed and patted little Carla’s back as the little girl whimpered in her shoulder. Bev whispered ‘ you were frightened, weren’t you?” Carla nodded. Suddenly they heard a horrible shout. Bev turned around and watched with horror as the same dog began to chase a man down the street. He had finally gotten loose from his owner’s hold. Bev heard the man yell ‘ Take him away form me or I am going to kill him!. The dogs will eat his supper today”.

[Bizzy]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

fancy deh a jamaica or sumting..nuh so [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Silent_River</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Fancy..Here is your Final Exam. Have fun!

Please translate from english to patois:
The little girl screamed and ran to her mother. Bev picked up her daughter and began to soother ‘It’s okay sweetie. He was not going hurt you’. Bev turned to the man who was walking his dog. The stranger apologized and promised to hold on to the dog’s leash a little tighter. Bev sighed and patted little Carla’s back as the little girl whimpered in her shoulder. Bev whispered ‘ you were frightened, weren’t you?” Carla nodded. Suddenly they heard a horrible shout. Bev turned around and watched with horror as the same dog began to chase a man down the street. He had finally gotten loose from his owner’s hold. Bev heard the man yell ‘ Take him away form me or I am going to kill him!. The dogs will eat his supper today”. </div></div>

Lawd Silent River...yuh a go kill mi dead wit dis...mek mi chry dis in di mawnin [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_2d_universe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">fancy deh a jamaica or sumting..nuh so [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div>

no ma'am. mi deh Saturday [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/yahoo.gif[/img]

[Bizzy]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

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[DC]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Lawd Silent River...yuh a go kill mi dead wit dis...mek mi chry dis in di mawnin [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>

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I have to go and translate it myself. I just wrote this free-style. So its both of us.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]

ETA: BTW, Have fun in JA. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] And don't ask fi help in Jamaica..awoha! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_2d_universe</div><div class="ubbcode-body">fancy deh a jamaica or sumting..nuh so [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div>

no ma'am. mi deh Saturday [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/yahoo.gif[/img] </div></div>

actually i meant Saturday the 17th of May. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
I was rushing out of my office and got ahead of myself [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]
This weekend (starting tomorrow) I will be going home to VA to get my Granny. She is moving back to TX and i am helping her with her move back here.

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bizi_2d_universe</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img] </div></div>

my mistake...[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70390-shhh.gif[/img]

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Silent_River</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Fancy..Here is your Final Exam. Have fun!

Please translate from english to patois:
The little girl screamed and ran to her mother. Bev picked up her daughter and began to soother ‘It’s okay sweetie. He was not going hurt you’. Bev turned to the man who was walking his dog. The stranger apologized and promised to hold on to the dog’s leash a little tighter. Bev sighed and patted little Carla’s back as the little girl whimpered in her shoulder. Bev whispered ‘ you were frightened, weren’t you?” Carla nodded. Suddenly they heard a horrible shout. Bev turned around and watched with horror as the same dog began to chase a man down the street. He had finally gotten loose from his owner’s hold. Bev heard the man yell ‘ Take him away form me or I am going to kill him!. The dogs will eat his supper today”. </div></div>

Lawd Silent River...yuh a go kill mi dead wit dis...mek mi chry dis in di mawnin [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>

Di likkle gyal screamed and run fi har madda. Bev picked up har pickney and stawt to hush har. “Its okay Sweetie. Him not gwine hurt yuh.” Bev turned to di man deh a walk him dawg. Di stranger apologized and promised to hold on to di dawg leash a likkle tighter. Bev sighed and patted likkle Carla pon di back

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ok mi haffi get back to work. Mi wi chry dis agin later

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Silent_River</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Fancy..Here is your Final Exam. Have fun!

Please translate from english to patois:
The little girl screamed and ran to her mother. Bev picked up her daughter and began to soother ‘It’s okay sweetie. He was not going hurt you’. Bev turned to the man who was walking his dog. The stranger apologized and promised to hold on to the dog’s leash a little tighter. Bev sighed and patted little Carla’s back as the little girl whimpered in her shoulder. Bev whispered ‘ you were frightened, weren’t you?” Carla nodded. Suddenly they heard a horrible shout. Bev turned around and watched with horror as the same dog began to chase a man down the street. He had finally gotten loose from his owner’s hold. Bev heard the man yell ‘ Take him away form me or I am going to kill him!. The dogs will eat his supper today”. </div></div>

Lawd Silent River...yuh a go kill mi dead wit dis...mek mi chry dis in di mawnin [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] </div></div>

Di likkle gyal screamed and run fi har madda. Bev picked up har pickney and stawt to hush har. “Its okay Sweetie. Him not gwine hurt yuh.” Bev turned to di man deh a walk him dawg. Di stranger apologized and promised to hold on to di dawg leash a likkle tighter. Bev sighed and patted likkle Carla pon di back

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ok mi haffi get back to work. Mi wi chry dis agin later </div></div>

okay mek mi chry dis agin [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

Di likkle gyal screamed and run fi har madda. Bev pick up har pickney and stawt to hush har. “Its okay Sweetie. Him not gwine hurt yuh.” Bev turned to di man deh a walk him dawg. Di stranger apologized and promised to hold on to di dawg leash likkle tighter. Bev sighed and patted likkle Carla pon di back all di while di likkle gyal pickney still a fuss inna har sholder. Bev say inna low voice “yuh had a fright noh true?” Carla shake har head yes. Out of nowhere dem hear a bad holla. Bev turn round wit fear in har heart an look pan di same dawg bawl down di road an chase afta di man. Him finally break weh fram di mad dawg grip. Bev hear di man holla “Tek weh dis mad dawg or mi a go kill him dead fi true! Di dawgs dem nyam supper tideh.”




Okay Silent River. Mi done wit dis. Mi nuh cheat or nuhting. No help fram di online tings dem fi true. Now gwan tell mi how bad it is [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

[DC]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

Si fi mi translation here:

<span style="color: #3366FF">The likkle pickney scream out an run to har madda. Bev pick up har dawta an start fi hush har. “ Is awright. Him nah goh hurt yu”. Bev tun to di man who did a walk him dawg. The man say him sarry and promise dat him wi hole on pon di dawg rope a little bit tighter. Bev breath hawd and pat Carla pon har back and the little gyal a bury har face in har shoulder. Bev whispa “ yu did frighten noh true?” Carla shake har head. All of a sudden, dem hear one rhatid shout. Bev tun roun an frighten fi si di same dawg a run dung wha man dung di road. Di dawg noh get loose fram him owna! Bev hear di man bawl out “ Tek him whe fram mi or mi a goh kill him tiddey! Dawg nyam him suppa tiddey!”</span>

[DC]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Di likkle gyal screamed and run fi har madda. Bev pick up har pickney and stawt to hush har. “Its okay Sweetie. Him not gwine hurt yuh.” Bev turned to di man deh a walk him dawg. Di stranger apologized and promised to hold on to di dawg leash likkle tighter. Bev sighed and patted likkle Carla pon di back all di while di likkle gyal pickney still a fuss inna har sholder. Bev say inna low voice “yuh had a fright noh true?” Carla shake har head yes. Out of nowhere dem hear a bad holla. Bev turn round wit fear in har heart an look pan di same dawg bawl down di road an chase afta di man. Him finally break weh fram di mad dawg grip. Bev hear di man holla “Tek weh dis mad dawg or mi a go kill him dead fi true! Di dawgs dem nyam supper tideh.”


Okay Silent River. Mi done wit dis. Mi nuh cheat or nuhting. No help fram di online tings dem fi true. Now gwan tell mi how bad it is [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] </div></div>

This is not bad Fancy. You did a good job. mi prefer this translation, to mine.."pickney still a fuss inna har sholder."

<span style='font-size: 14pt'><span style="color: #FF6600">A</span></span>

You have passed the course!! You are now the proud recipient of our prestigious <span style="color: #3333FF">Patwa IRIE-diploma</span>:

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[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Fancy Patwa Final Exam

<span style="color: #6600CC">[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70371-jump.gif[/img] <span style='font-size: 17pt'>I GOT AN A!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img] GO ME! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/yahoo.gif[/img] ITS MY BIRTHDAY! NOT REALLY! BUT SHAKE IT ANYWAY! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/discosmilie.gif[/img]</span></span>

<span style="color: #6600CC"><span style='font-size: 14pt'>THANK YOU SILENT RIVER!!! </span>[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img]</span>

<span style='font-size: 8pt'>Speech *clear throat*</span>

<span style="color: #6600CC">I would also like to thank alla those who had a hand in helping me get this A and diploma. Bizi, Speng, HemGee, Heretic (for the WiWords link [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]) to name a few and everyone else who took part in me receiving this prestigious Patwa IRIE-diploma. Thank you all for coming out. God Bless you Good Day! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] </span>


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