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Good day to you all, just into our newsroom are reports of the arrest of the SPENGdon head of finance for the BU crew of Jamacan.com. Reports are that outsiders were asked to pay exorbitant membership fees as high as $750.00, along with several drama for yo’mama clause fees in order to be a member of the exclusive club. SPENGdon was caught in a sting by boardlane’s newly formed task force called HIP (Hooliganism Investigating Police)
Sources revealed that the head of finance has embezzled (which is a nice word fi TIEF) thousands from the group’s funds to rendezvous with a high-priced prostitutes. It is apparent that SPENGdon solicited various call girls from the BlowKittie Massive as “Client 4” for prices ranging from $300 – 600 a night.
One of the BlowKittie call girls Linked to SPENGdon was named. She is aa former Dance Hall Queen who goes by the name TanyaZeen . She explained that he was listed as Client 4 because “im noh have noh more dan bout 4 inches a lent fi offa..dat was hagrivating but weh mi coulda do bout dat but tek weh mi get”. She also revealed that the finance manager was cheap saying he could only pay her in 150 EZ payments of $2 per month because as he said “ BU membaship naah gwaan wid a ting .. money naah run like wan time.. di odda jamaicans.com crew a flop out mi show”.
It is not sure if the HIP authorities will charge him but in a press conference he appeared by himself – Making Clear his wife was<span style='font-size: 11pt'> black</span> ..or maybe she is Latino.. could be Mixed with Mexican and Black – no one knows for sure but she sure ain’t white or she would be by his side in a tailored suite.
SPENGdon begged di boardlane community to forgive his transgressions and that he would resign as head of the finance department of the BU crew. His last message to his loyal fans was: “If anybody a look fi mi fram now aan mi gaan hide ina di shout Box.. Mi mite go unda wan new name like <span style='font-size: 11pt'>SPITZERdon</span>”
This is truly a scandal to rival all boardlane scandals . This is Wendy reporting for BoarlaneTV. Now we return you to your regular scheduled program.
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Sources revealed that the head of finance has embezzled (which is a nice word fi TIEF) thousands from the group’s funds to rendezvous with a high-priced prostitutes. It is apparent that SPENGdon solicited various call girls from the BlowKittie Massive as “Client 4” for prices ranging from $300 – 600 a night.
One of the BlowKittie call girls Linked to SPENGdon was named. She is aa former Dance Hall Queen who goes by the name TanyaZeen . She explained that he was listed as Client 4 because “im noh have noh more dan bout 4 inches a lent fi offa..dat was hagrivating but weh mi coulda do bout dat but tek weh mi get”. She also revealed that the finance manager was cheap saying he could only pay her in 150 EZ payments of $2 per month because as he said “ BU membaship naah gwaan wid a ting .. money naah run like wan time.. di odda jamaicans.com crew a flop out mi show”.
It is not sure if the HIP authorities will charge him but in a press conference he appeared by himself – Making Clear his wife was<span style='font-size: 11pt'> black</span> ..or maybe she is Latino.. could be Mixed with Mexican and Black – no one knows for sure but she sure ain’t white or she would be by his side in a tailored suite.
SPENGdon begged di boardlane community to forgive his transgressions and that he would resign as head of the finance department of the BU crew. His last message to his loyal fans was: “If anybody a look fi mi fram now aan mi gaan hide ina di shout Box.. Mi mite go unda wan new name like <span style='font-size: 11pt'>SPITZERdon</span>”
This is truly a scandal to rival all boardlane scandals . This is Wendy reporting for BoarlaneTV. Now we return you to your regular scheduled program.
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