Caribbean Jokes

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<span style="font-size: 11pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">The Last Meal</span></span>

Three prisoners are waiting to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

The Trini responds, &quot;A chicken Roti.&quot; The warden serves him his Roti, and then escorts him to his execution.

The Jamaican requests Jerk Pork. The warden serves him his Jerk Pork, and then escorts him to his execution.

The Bajan requests a bag of plums. The warden asks: &quot;plums???&quot;

&quot;Yes,plums&quot; says the Bajan.

The warden replies, &quot;but them outa season!&quot;

&quot;So?&quot; replies the Bajan. &quot;I gine wait...&quot;


<span style="font-size: 11pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">Wat 'F'?</span></span>

There were two Grenadian friends one on a bus, de other one in the street. The one on de bus wanted everyone to know she get a phone now.
So she showing off by yelling to de one in the street saying, &quot;a get de thing gal&quot;.
So the one in de street said, &quot;Wat thing?&quot;

The one in de bus reply, &quot;you know de &quot;F&quot;!

The friend on de street said,&quot;wat&quot;F&quot;?

From de bus, de friend reply, &quot;you know de phone&quot;!


<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 11pt">What They Want People To Say At Their Funeral</span></span>

Three buddies talking bout if they in they casket and friends and family are mourning over them, what they would like to hear them say 'bout them?

The first fella say, &quot;I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor, and a great family man.&quot;

The second fella say, &quot;I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who mek a huge difference in the children of tomorrow.&quot;

The third fella say, &quot;I would like to hear them say......LOOK DEY, HE MOVING!!!!!&quot;

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<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 11pt">Jamaican Amtrak Tale</span>
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Three Americans and three Jamaicans are traveling by an AMTRAK train to a conference. At the station, the three Americans each buy a ticket and watch as the three Jamaicans buy only a single ticket. &quot;How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?&quot; asked an American.

&quot;Watch the ride my yute!&quot; answers a Jamaican.

They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three Jamaicans cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train is departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, &quot;Ticket,please.&quot; The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea.

So after the conference, the Americans decide to copy the Jamaicans on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station,
they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Jamaicans don't buy a ticket at all. &quot;How are you going to travel without a ticket,&quot; asks one perplexed American. &quot;Watch the ride my yute!!&quot; says a Jamaican.

When they board the train the three Americans cram into a restroom and the three Jamaicans cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Jamaicans leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, &quot;Ticket, please&quot;.