OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

[Marilyn]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

Classy
Of course we are hiring. I can't watch all these boards alone. We are paying in your choice of Red Stripe, Ting, or Jerk.
Marilyn

[Classy]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

Well I'm greedy so I'll take the jerk, and I'm gonna design my own uniform if you don't mind [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Jah Princess]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

Danielle,

Come out, come out where ever you are.....

[Bandana]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

Originally posted by Marilyn:
[qb] Danielle
There are specific fines that will be levied against you PER DAY for enticing and delaying charges, It is in paragraph 2 section 8 of the board rules QUOTE- ANY BOARD MEMBER WHO KNOWINGLY STARTS AN EXCITING TRIP REPORT AND THEN DELAYS (SPECIFICALLY OVER A WEEKEND)THE NEXT INSTALLMENT FOR MORE THAN THREE DAYS, SHALL BE FINED THE SUM OF 5,000J PER DAY FOR SALIVATION EXTRACTION FROM FELLOW BOARD MEMBERS. ALL FINES MUST BE REMITTED IN FULL TO MAGIC OR QUEEN B PRIOR TO THE BOARD MEMBERS NEXT TRIP TO JAMAICA. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN THE FOLLOWING.....
1. Immediate revocation of posting rites on this board.
2. All future comments on future posts will be limited to one page.
3. Your avatar will be confiscated.
4. Your departure tax from Jamaica will be doubled.
5. You may not purchase items from the Ja.Com store, nor will you be allowed to wear any Ja. com T-shirts.
6. All current members will place you on their ignore list.
7. You may not activate instant gremlins.
8. Your PM capability will be revoked for 2 months
10. Worst of all.....All Red Stripe privilages are suspended for your next TWO trips to Jamaica.

All of these will be immediately activated if you do not post another installment within 24 hours of this post.

Board Police
Marilyn
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BOAL!! DWL!!! ROFL!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Marilyn you are a riot...


Danielle don't let her run you off girl [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Daniellebaby]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

OK Everyone,
I'm back. I do apologize for the delay, I can't even begin to tell you about my busy schedule, and I'm not going to get into detail making excuses. I'm so sorry for leaving you all hanging...
OK.
Here goes...
I believe I was continuing onto Wednesday morning.
After the night we had at Margaritaville, and all the excitement and fear, I do remember all of us coming home and crashing. We all slept pretty good. Maybe it was a combination of all the alcohol in our bodies with the adrenaline from the events, who knows...at least we weren't intoxicated to a point where we couldn't remember what took place the night before!
I must admit when I woke up that morning with the beautiful sun shining on me, I was in a better mood than the previous night. But I still vowed to myself not to get into the same situation again. I was even too scared to leave the resort. I told the girls we were staying "home" today. They were still pretty shaken up too, but said "we'll see."
So we went down to breakfast, and got to talking to some of the employees, mentioning a bit about our adventure - but not too much. After talking to a few different people who assured us that we would be fine tonight if we went out, I wasn't fully convinced, but started relaxing a bit. We are told it is bikini night at Margaritaville, and it is supposed to be a great time. I am starting to warm up to the idea, but I fear the same people being at Margaritaville again, and I really don't want any trouble...I'll think about it!
After breakfast, we went to work out at the gym, then decided to get some drinks and relax on the beach.
We had some Italian men we had seen a couple times on the resort come over and started chatting with us.
I wanted to do some kayaking and dragged Dolly with me for a bit, and then when she tired out, I took Olivia. I was beginning to relax a little more, enjoying everything about this beautiful place, then Olivia ended up tipping over our boat...Dolly was on shore with the Italian guys and grabbed the camera..I could hear her laughter under the water...the Italians thought we needed saving and swam out to us...how nice of them. They helped me and Olivia back into our kayak. Olivia was done with kayaking, so we went back to shore. Of course the Italian guys had to make sure we were ok and joined us. We laid down on our beach chaises and they continued to hang around. They spoke broken english and were trying to have a conversation with us...it so happens that Olivia is Italian, so they were speaking mostly to her, so she could translate what they were saying to us. It turns out they wanted to know if we were interested in "getting together" with them. Oh know..not again. We just smiled and shook our heads saying we "had someone" at home. They then wanted to know why that would matter and if we had an "open relationship" . Man you really have to be persistant about what you DON'T want, even if the men aren't locals!! We decided to get up and leave and made an excuse that we had an appointment to go on a tour.
We actually did intend on going snorkelling, so went off to put our names down for the next trip. We walked around a bit, then went up to our room to get ready for our snorkelling adventure. I began to really notice how friendly everyone really was here. I was feeling so much more realaxed and began to feel comfortable again. Dolly and Olivia were right, I shouldn't let one stupid night ruin my vacation. OK. I've made up my mind to relax and enjoy everything again. We came down from our room and smiled at all the passers by. I saw some amazing men. Have you ever really noticed just how beautiful some of the Jamaican men are? With their sculpted bodies, and dark complexions, I am just breathtaken by some of them. OK Danielle, stop drooling, we have an appointment to snorkel!
So we go down to the beach where the guides are and we get our flippers and masks and life jackets. We struggle to get all of our stuff on, and get into the boat. There are a few other people on the boat with us and about 3 or 4 guys that will be our "guides".
They are all young men, in great shape with glistening bodies. I look at Dolly with a "not bad" gleem in my eye, and Olivia already has her eyes on one of the guys and starts up a conversation with him. He seems to be pretty interested in her, because he sits by her and looks like he is getting kind of close. She doesn't mind. When we get to the reef where we are going to be snorkelling, Olivia is hesitant to get into the water, the guy she just met, Ray tells her he will take care of her and help he out. He seems to really like her, one on one snorkelling lesson for Olivia! Dolly and I get out of the boat with our tour guide, and a couple other people. I put my mask on and look into the water. It is beautiful. I start to swim and try to keep up with our guide. He is an amazing swimmer and points out all different types of sea life and plants, etc. under the water. I pop out and look around to see where Olivia is, she is off in the distance, with her guide and they are looking pretty close, are they embracing? Oh well, she looks happy. I stick my head back under the water and my guide Tony is right in front of me. He caught me by surprise, so I pooped back out of the water. He smiles at me at starts tellijg me about some of the things in the water. He motions for me to follow him. I look for Dolly she is right beside me and gives me a grin, I shrug and start swimming. Our guide is swimming ahead, and I can't help but notice I can see right up his shorts (No I am not a pervert) It was just there!! I look at Dolly and point it out, she opens her eyes wide and grins! I continue following, thats when he swims back to me and grabs me hand, telling me he will show me something specail (Yeah I bet he will!), we swim around and he gives me a shell he has found, then we get back on the boat to go out a little further. As we are getting onto the boat, He pulls me close to him looks me right in the eyes and says "I like YOU." I wasn't too sure how to handle this one - now what did I learn about this yesterday? I forgot. I smile and say "Thank you" God why did I do that. He smiles. I get into the boat and he sits next to me. His name is Anthony (Tony). He takes Dolly and me out again, and that is when he finds us the irish moss. I remember him showing it to me and grinning, saying he was very lucky to find it, because it is hard to find. He tells Dolly and me all the wonderful things Irish moss can do to a man. Dolly and I tell him we want some. He gets very excited and says "No it will kill de man" We laugh. He takes my hand again, we swim around a bit more,where are the rest of the people in our group, they must be feeling a bit left out...oh well. I doin't mind this one on one attention too much. Anthony finds us some prickly creatures and says he will clean them up and give them to us for a souvenier. Sounds neat. We go back to the boat, he helps me up and tries brushing his lips next to mine..I pull away. No way, I am not getting myself into any kind of situation again.
As we are driving back to shore Anthony says he wants to see me again. He tells me to come see him and he'll give me our sand dollar creatures. OK, so we go with him and the other 2 guides back to the boat area and watch them clean off our souveniers. Dolly and I decide to have a seat on one of the benches while the 2 guides are cleaning our shells,Olivia is still chatting with he guy, Ray.
As we are waiting on our bench, one of the guys sits next to me and looks at my shoulder and points out I am a little red, he says he has something for me. He comes back with an aloe vera plant and starts rubbing it on me. Dolly looks at me, I look at her...why me? again.
This guy starts telling me he is a proffessional
massage guy, and he would love to give me a full body massage. He only uses the best - jergens cream..(I laughed at that one) I smile at him and tell him that I am flatterd, but will pass. He starts rubbing the aloe vera gel on my upper chest, OK that's enough, he looks like he is enjoying himself too much.
Anthony is done cleaning the creatures and sees this guy rubbing plant leaves on me and doesn't look impressed. He grabs Dolly and takes her for a walk down and tells her he will show her the James bond landing area. I say thank you to my massage guy and get up. I walk down to the 007 spot and we take some pictures. Anthony grabs my hand and pulls me close to him again, the massage guy is right beside me (he followed me) and looks puzzled. I pull away from all of them and suggest we take some more pictures. After we take some pictures, Anthony gives me 2 sand dollars and tells me he wants to see me again. I tell him i am tired, and sunburned and am going to freshen up and will maybe see him later. We talk about going to Dunn's river and the guys start telling us thay would love to take us there. We agree to come back and work out the details, etc.
We grab Olivia away from Ray, and go back to our room.
Dolly and I ask Olivia what was going on with Ray, and you can tell she really liked him. She kept talking about his eyes. He did have nice eyes, they were almost a green-yellow color. She was hooked!
Olivia pulls out the ganja, and we decide to start feeling the "Real" jamaica, we figure out how to roll it and light it up, and chat about the last 2 days events.
I think we made some time during the day to eat, man, who has time to eat with our schedule??
Olivia and Dolly ask me how I feel about going to Margaritaville tonight for the pool party. I was feeling better, maybe I was more relaxed because of the ganja, maybe I just didn't want one little experience ruin my vacation..but I decided I WAS GOING OUT TO HAVE FUN!!!
So we began our 3 hour "getting ready" routine.
I rember all 3 of us rifiling through our suitcases to find our "perfect" bathing suit to wear. we all had bikinis and we feeling pretty naked, just wearing something so skimpy to a club. We all tried on a few different suits and decided to still wear a skirt (cover-up) as well. We were pretty daring and brave, but not crazy!
We got ready and jumped on the bus to get to Margaritaville.
When we get off the bus we are greeted with shots, and I am feeling pretty good, until we walk out onto the boardwalk and see Kevin's buddy who sold us the ganja. He appraoches us and we give him the cold shoulder. We are going to be up front about our intentions tonight for sure.
We straight up tell him to leave us alone and he is mad and starts swearing and stuff. I really don't care anymore, we go to the club entrance and he walks away.
When we got there we were told at the door the admission was more than we thought. Here we were at the entrance, in our swim suits and with only the money we had in our hands..what could we do. I guess I must have looked pathetic enough as I was explaining our situation, because they let us in with the money we had.
We are in!! It is pretty full and the atmosphere is a lot more buzzing then the other night. I decide I am going to have a great time tonight!!
And I do.
To be continued....
I promise not to take as long as I did the first time guys!

[Daniellebaby]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

Hey there,
Well since I am on a roll, and finally have some time to spare on the computer, I will write about Wednesday night. I will be out of town for the weekend and will no be able to write any more until Tuesday, so here goes.....
When we get into Margaritaville, it is pretty busy, there are a lot of dancers on the dance floor and as you look around the club there are a bunch of people flying out of the waterslide and playing around in the pool. It was amazing what they were doing in the pool, or what we thought it looked like they were doing, whatever it was they were enjoying themselves. Dolly and I looked at eachother with the "We can't believe they are doing that in the pool right in front of everyone look" but whatever, when in Jamaica...
It was starting to get filled up and fast, we walked around a bit, and decided to sit on the benches by the ocean view. That's when Mr G. approached us. He came right up to me and put his arm around me. I can't remember exactly what he said but I laughed when he called himself Mr. G. It just reminded me of a gigalo name, or a drug dealer with that title. he began rambling on about his life story, and started telling us he lives all over the US and stays in Jamaica for part of the year, he also told us he would be leaving for Columbia the next night on business (I knew it - drug dealer) and that he would be back in Ochi in a few days and he would look for us.
He started pulling out his ID to prove he lived in the US and that his real name was George. Not that it mattered or anything, I guess he could just tell by our somewhat uninterested expressions we weren't all that impressed.
He started telling us about all the money he makes and how he could use me for a business partner (yeah for his gigalo business I'm sure)
He told me I could make so much money and whenever I asked him what I would need to do to make so much money, he didn't have an answer...wonder why??
Well, he offered to get us all drinks, but of course on Wednesdays they are included in admission (such a generous guy)he did bring us some, and then we ended up going on the dance floor and dancing, and I do beleive he followed and joined us for a bit. I was beginning to get a bit better with the brush-offs, or so I thought.
Well on the dance floor it was pretty packed, people were grinding and rubbing and it was really HOT in there!
I was dancing and having fun, and of course every way you turn there is another guy rubbing and feeling you, hey I just went with it, I can enjoy myself too. I noticed somewhat of a gangster guy dancing with Dolly. She was giving me a smirk and I smiled back at her. He looked like he was enjoying being close to her. At this point, some guy grabbed me around my waist and pulled me close to him, he was dancing up a storm, and I remember him being really sweaty. The song "Gangsta lover" came on and I looked up at Dolly and her gangsta man, I nudged her and said "hey, it's your song" she started laughing. We danced all night and Dolly was looking like she was getting pretty tight with Gangsta man, I did see Olivia with a few different guys, but I'm not sure exactly where she dissappeared to off and on the whole night (you'll have to wait for her trip report)I found myself being bumped and being grinding by numerous unknown men, but there was still the sweaty guy hanging around, and he told me he enjoyed dancing with me and asked if I was enjoying Jamaica, he introduced himself as Larry, I think, and he told me to come to Amnesia the next night (Thursday) so we could continue dancing together. Was I really dancing with him? Oh well, whatever.
It was already 2 am I think and it was time to catch the bus back to our resort, we made sure we didn't miss it tonight, and have a repeat of the other night. The only downfall was we were enjoying ourselves too much, not having any trouble or anything, and now it was time to go. You could tell Dolly really didn't want to leave, she was in a corner now talking to Gangsta man, and it was pretty sad to see them separate! Olivia returned and just said she was meeting so many guys and having a great time. We walked onto the bus and went back to the resort. We were still pumped and decided to hang out around the ocean. We had a few drinks and were feeling pretty brave, so we decided to take some pictures in the ocean by moonlight. We were posing in some pretty sexy poses, when we noticed some guys (I think they might have been employees)watching us from behind some bushes, hey we thought we would give them a show...well to make a long story short we showed a little of this and that, but not too much, and pretended they weren't there. A few minutes later, there were a few men walking toward us asking if they could assist us, or take all of our pictures together, we told them we were doing fine on our own...they looked a little dissppointed, but walked away slowly.
We ended up going back to our room, and had a good laugh, we also were wondering how many other people we watching us from the resort, the windows, the bushes...oh well, we were in Jamaica, who will know who we were?
We talked about our night, the guys we met, the things we saw and did. Dolly was thinking about her man she met, and told us his name was Kenny. She said he would call her tomorrow, I looked at her and said "WHAT??" It was our unwritten rule not to tell anyone (especially men who are strangers) any personal info, especailly our room number. All I could think of was "OH KNOW!!" Oh well, what's done is done. Dolly just said, he'll probably forget it anyways, and brushed it off as nothing. I calmed down a bit, I thought, we are just here to have a good time and enjoy ourselves, so I won't worry.
We chit chatted for a bit more about the night, had a smoke, and went to bed. It was a good day.

[Daniellebaby]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

Hey Marilyn and all,
Well I do apologize for the delay. I am trying my best to make up for making you all wait. Please don't punish me for taking so long...I am so sorry.
Marilyn, I don't think Jamaica would be the same if we were to go there together...It would be quite the trip report though! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[mountaingal]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

rhaatid!

gotta go reread dollybaby's report...

[Jah Princess]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

ABOUT TIME DANIELLE. I THOUGHT YOU FORGOT ABOUT US THERE FOR AS MINUTE. MAKE YOU SURE YOU STAY ON TRACK WE WILL BE WAITING FOR ANOTHER SEGMENT ON WEDNESDAY. ENJOYING THIS SO FAR......
PEACE & BLESSINGS.....

[dr. bones]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

Now it's been so long that I have to go back and re-read Dolly's report and compare it to yours. Gangsta Kenny. When did she meet Paul? Mr. G def. sounds like a drug dealer name. Don't you love some of these guys street names.

[dollybaby74]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

***groan*** You're not holding back on anything are you? Oh yeah, and I didn't know his name, albeit the wrong name, until amnesia. That was the night he called.

Dr. Bones, LOL...Gangsta Kenny IS Paul. When he told me his name I heard "Kenny", and that is what I called him until I was corrected.

Waiting on the next part!!

[Marilyn]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

OK I am going to reinstate some of your privilages. Two installments gets your Avatar restored, and your PM privilages.
Ok this is great and you are bringing out a few things that Dolly left out.
So it was YOU that Larry danced with, and then took poor Olivia as a consulation prize the last day of the trip.
Since I know this guy, it doesn't surprise me at all.
Now the centerfold posing in the ocean... YOu girls are too much!!!!!!!!!!

[Magician]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

Originally posted by Marilyn:
[qb] OK I am going to reinstate some of your privilages. Two installments gets your Avatar restored, and your PM privilages.
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The 5000J Board Member Salivation Extraction Fee is non-refundable ! Thank you very much!!
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D, how do you get Kenny out of Paul!?!?! That must have hapened towards the end of the night, eh?

[Mark up Tuesday on my calendar]
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[Bandana]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

***groan*** You're not holding back on anything are you?

*wondering what dolly held back* [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[dollybaby74]

Re: OchoRios - Danielle's trip report

Magic, while Paul's name IS really Paul, he goes by another name that sounds similar to Kenny. All other names were changed to protect the guil....I mean innocent.

Bandanna, I'm not sure what I held back. Danielle is telling things that I forgot about, I'm nervously anticipating her next installment. What else did I forget??