OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

[OcheeHeart]

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mi too Marilyn... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Classy and I got nervous when we saw those guys standing around lost. When we went over to them...they of course tried their hand...

[Marilyn]

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I KNOW Pablo's mother had to birth him in sections, because the world could not take all of that personality at one time.

I bet he used to STAY in trouble with the teacher when he was in school.

[Classy]

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FROM SISTACAF - WHO CANNOT POST AT WORK

now ya'll.......no forget i had just reached that day and was dead tired from bein up at 3 AM and flyin and drivin and swimmin and all that - that's why it took me so long to get my self ready..... i was out cold by the time M climbed up the hill to haul me outta there!!! dint even remember ya'll callin me earlier to wake me up!

[OcheeHeart]

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Classy finally runs up to see what swallowed our girls alive. We just knew that something or someone was holding them hostage. She comes back down the stairs…they are on the way down [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Sistacaf comes down like a princess with her hair in a top knot…and the shortest shorts I have ever seen. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

We pay the entrance fee and walk into Margaritaville...with Marilyn leading the way. She turns around and tells us “This way now! Stick together. Right here…stand here. I’ll be right back.” We are looking at her…like what happened? Is this place dangerous now? Sistacaf was snatched at the opening. As soon as Marilyn leaves…a guy has grabbed me…another one is talking to Sassy…and Classy has a line of them asking for anything something…just a little time with her. Marilyn comes back…throws her hands in the air and said “I can’t leave em alone for a second!” She sits in the back observing us like a protective mother hen…sipping on her vodka and Ting.

[Classy]

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[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] I felt like I was in Mville boot camp *lol*
Marilyn wasn't up for games that night [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Marilyn]

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Originally posted by OcheeHeart:
[qb] *whispering* and the DJ...and the bartender...and and.... waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiieee [/qb]

the fine DJ????
Ima GET you. WHat if he had come!!!!!!!!!!

[OcheeHeart]

Re: OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

Originally posted by Marilyn:
[qb]

Originally posted by OcheeHeart:
[qb] *whispering* and the DJ...and the bartender...and and.... waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiieee [/qb]

the fine DJ????
Ima GET you. WHat if he had come!!!!!!!!!! [/qb]

how was I supposed to know about Mr. Lounge??

[Marilyn]

Re: OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

Originally posted by OcheeHeart:
[qb] Classy finally runs up to see what swallowed our girls alive. We just knew that something or someone was holding them hostage. She comes back down the stairs…they are on the way down [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Sistacaf comes down like a princess with her hair in a top knot…and the shortest shorts I have ever seen. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

We pay the entrance fee and walk into Margaritaville...with Marilyn leading the way. She turns around and tells us “This way now! Stick together. Right here…stand here. I’ll be right back.” We are looking at her…like what happened? Is this place dangerous now? Sistacaf was snatched at the opening. As soon as Marilyn leaves…a guy has grabbed me…another one is talking to Sassy…and Classy has a line of them asking for anything something…just a little time with her. Marilyn comes back…throws her hands in the air and said “I can’t leave em alone for a second!” She sits in the back observing us like a protective mother hen…sipping on her vodka and Ting. [/qb]

OK maybe I need to check the military attitude with the singers at Sangster, but the last time I was at M'ville with the ladies from England, I got hit with "the line" all night, the one that upset me so bad, and that was a beach night as well. I was prepared for more of the same and they were going to have to get me and whoever out of the pool because I was not going down like I had in July.

Turned out to be a pleasant evening. But you all were just like honey to a bee. SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

I should NEVER have gone to the bathroom.

[Classy]

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MORE FROM SISTACAF

Hey that wasn't short shorts - it was a Hawaiian pareo (in common language that is a"wrap")…..

and heck YEH it was short - if yuh got it - SHOW IT!

[OcheeHeart]

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The guy that started talking to me is stunning…he is beautiful…but the words coming out of his mouth was pure garbage. Introductions…then “I have four baby maadas and mi look fe the fifth…I want to give you my seed and watch you birth my baby.” EXCUSE ME?? You have got to be joking. I tell him that it was nice and walk over to Marilyn to get rid of him. Our guys from Fisherman’s Beach are there…Lester and I hug and chat.

The next thing I know…Classy is yelling “that’s my * * cousin!!!”…it’s the same guy…he is trying is game on her I guess. He then said something even further down the line of disgusting to her…and she is ready to fight. Her voice is fading fast…but the fire in her eyes…the smoke from her nose…is multiplying faster.

[Marilyn]

Re: OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

Originally posted by Classy:
[qb] MORE FROM SISTACAF

Hey that wasn't short shorts - it was a Hawaiian pareo (in common language that is a"wrap")…..

and heck YEH it was short - if yuh got it - SHOW IT! [/qb]

Fast, just FAST

[Marilyn]

Re: OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

Originally posted by OcheeHeart:
[qb] The guy that started talking to me is stunning…he is beautiful…but the words coming out of his mouth was pure garbage. Introductions…then “I have four baby maadas and mi look fe the fifth…I want to give you my seed and watch you birth my baby.” EXCUSE ME?? You have got to be joking. I tell him that it was nice and walk over to Marilyn to get rid of him. Our guys from Fisherman’s Beach are there…Lester and I hug and chat.

The next thing I know…Classy is yelling “that’s my * * cousin!!!”…it’s the same guy…he is trying is game on her I guess. He then said something even further down the line of disgusting to her…and she is ready to fight. Her voice is fading fast…but the fire in her eyes…the smoke from her nose…is multiplying faster. [/qb]

See I told you you needed Mummie. Those boys are no joke at M'ville beach night. The line might be the one I caught, but it seems the bottom of the barrell rolls out that night.

Last time I was there I had to put Lester on this guy. He had a "likkle talk" with him and I had no more problems.

It's a cheap night see, cause you get in and can drink free until 1:00 or so.

I saw this guy lay the cutest line on a tourist lady once. Kept telling her all night that he would buy her another drink. She was batting her eyes and blushing all evening because she thought this young man was spending his money on her.

[Marilyn]

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Ok now
review
Red stripe
Vodka Tings
Champagne
A nap
now
Rum and Coke
ok
moving right along

[OcheeHeart]

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I walk over to Classy and ask her what he said...she said "I am about to go to jail! I told him that I have a boyfriend...he will not drop it..."...the rest of the conversation was worse. Voice is watching this exchange with fury in his eyes. He has not moved...he did not bat an eye. Marilyn asks me what happened. I tell her...Voice said he will take care of it. Marilyn said no...I have to.

She walks over to him...put on her presidential smile...pulls him to the side...puts her hands behind her back...and POOF he was gone!

Voice is still fuming...so I assure him that we are okay...and we can handle ourselves. I grab his hand and we start dancing. We are laughing and enjoying the evening dancing. Baby Fro is dancing with Classy...and Primary Color is dancing with Sassy. Sistacaf is still hemmed up with the guy that kidnapped her earlier in the evening. They are enjoying conversation...and the wonderful Jamaican breeze. Marilyn is still obviously spent from the earlier drama. She asks us if we will be okay...excuses herself for the night. Voice asks me if I want him to go after her. I said yes...make sure she makes it back safely.

Meanwhile, another guy has asked for a slot on my dance card. We are dancing...then I feel someone grab my arm...and gently pull me away from my dance partner. Voice is back...he said that Marilyn is fine...she is home in Ochi. He tells the guy that I am with him. The guy leaves...and Voice and I resume dancing. We must have danced for hours...each of us with one of the Fisherman's Beach men...no funny business...no trying to get past the dancing stage...just honest wholesome friendship.

Voice tells me that he is going to call it an evening. I bid him goodnight. I am sitting watching these dance moves that just magically appeared on Sassy. Another guy joins me and we are chatting about Jamaica...I tell him as I have told all other guys that I have met that I am happily married to a Jamaican.

His conversation changes to the fact that he is engaged to a woman in New York...and he is afraid that she is going to call off the engagement. I ask him questions about the relationship and why he is afraid. He said that they have known each other for 3 months...and he is just scared that she will change her mind about marrying him Then he said that she doesn't mind him having "temporary" friends while they are separated.

Suddenly Voice appears again over the guys shoulder. I immediately smile...and the guy must have thought I was entertaining the idea of being a temporary friend. Then just as suddenly he realizes that I am not looking at him. I am glad that Voice ran this creep off.

[OcheeHeart]

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Soon another guy comes over and asks can he dance with me. I say sure...we are dancing...he seems pretty nice so far...no off the way comments or conversation. Voice appears again. This time I tell him that I think he should call it a night. I don't think he ever really left Margaritaville the other times...just chilled in the background a little. The other guy leaves quietly. I'm thinking that I might as well dance by myself since the other girls are really enjoying themselves.

The girls we met at M'ville earlier show up...and they are showing me a few dance moves. We are laughing and talking in a little circle. Then the last guy appears in the middle of us. He excuses himself to the other ladies...explains that he has been waiting all night and he will not wait anymore. He said "Your friend will have to kill me or knock me out...but I'm not leaving this time." He tells me that he was advised to stay away from me. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

He is okay with my being married...and doesn't seem pressed to take me away from my husband...so we dance some more.

I want to take a break...and I sit down...he comes over and starts whining in front of me...he is doing all these sensual dance moves...and I am looking out at the crowd...totally not interested in this "show" because I am beginning to think it is going wayward like the others did.

I look to the left and Sassy has whined Primary Color so hard...he has fallen backwards and knocked over an umbrella. The guys are laughing hard...Classy and Baby Fro are still tearing the floor up...he keeps up with her wonderfully. They are perfect dance partners...each anticipating the others next move.

Primary Color tells me that he judged me wrong based on my size...he didn't think I had all that energy or could really dance. He said you got it.

We eventually call it a night and head back up the Skycastle hill. I am amazed that I made it...I thought I would die with every step up.

I walk in at the same time my husband walks up. We talk over the day's events...and fall into each other's arms... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]