OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

[OcheeHeart]

Re: OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

He is trying to convince Classy, Sassy and Lady Z to try the jet ski. They continue to decline. Classy is almost in tears from fear of the water. Marilyn and I wade in the water for a quick minute…it was a little too cold for my tastes.

We decide to head to Margaritaville for our first visit with Lady Z. We persuade Sistacaf after telling her that she can still enjoy us…the beach and the water. When we arrive at Margaritaville, we sit down at a table…we watch the waitress walk toward us…and watch her make a beeline to another table. We wait patiently. She finishes two tables…and their orders…even though we arrived first. Finally, we think she will come to our table…she kiss teet pon us…then walks over to the corner with the rest of her colleagues…starts talking and laughing. Huh?? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Before, we can complain about the treatment…we see one of our waiters from the first day…and we ask him if he can take our table. He is happy too. Now, I don’t have to feel bad about not giving that witch a tip. :verymad:

[OcheeHeart]

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Originally posted by Shortee:
[qb] Is there more to come? You have another pm [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/qb]

I am doing this for you guys...if you want me to stop now...I can.

I have looked back over the report...can you believe there is still stuff that I left out? We did entirely too much on this trip. Imagine what two weeks would bring...a month??

[Shortee]

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Please continue [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Classy]

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Between all of us (meanin Sistacaf and Sassy) if we all did reports there would still be stuff we left out. But I am waiting to read the rest - so we order food and Mville and...

[Shortee]

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I know yall done left some stuff out

[Classy]

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Originally posted by Shortee:
[qb] I know yall done left some stuff out [/qb]

[img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Marilyn]

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Well now you know we had to leave out some stuff. After all, I am too "graphic" anyway. I haffi watch myself or I will get banned.

Umm Shortee, maybe if you QUIT PMing out author she could work [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Shortee]

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Originally posted by Marilyn:
[qb] Well now you know we had to leave out some stuff. After all, I am too "graphic" anyway. I haffi watch myself or I will get banned.

Umm Shortee, maybe if you QUIT PMing out author she could work [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [/qb]

Mi Sarry

[SassyRas]

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Ochee, dat wata was not cold...truss mi because i would not have gone in...at least Classy ventured into the wata with a likkle bit of prodding....LadyZ just stayed under the shade...shaking her head...and nyaming har beef patty...

AND DON"T LEAVE ANYTHING OUT! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Classy]

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Ochee whe u deh?
U keep us all in suspense [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
I'm talkin like I wasn't there [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[sammy]

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sending out an APB for ocheeheart

[sistacaf]

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hi y'all

LOL [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] classy

Nah that water was nice!! So refreshing after walkin all ova the place and gettin all hot and sweaty..... so fresh and nice

And god bless you ochee for showin me around cause i never woulda found them shops without you

And i did call Angie from her new phone before i went swimmin! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]


[img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] :love:

[OcheeHeart]

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more for Shortee... [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

We enjoy our food and looking at the food of the men at the next table. They have these HUGE steamed fish stuffed with everything imaginable. Marilyn immediately stops them…wows them…then takes pictures of…their FOOD. The men were smiling and posing like she was taking their picture. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Marilyn then said…”Ladies…I’m going to rescue Love4Jamaica and her aunt from the clutches of Jamaica Grande. She knows that the other ladies are fine without her…and tells me to come along before I get us banned from Margaritaville. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Gringo picks us up…with drinks in hand…and off to the Grande. Marilyn sweet talks the guards…he is smiling like a Cheshire cat…but nope…no name…no room…no entry. She lets him listen to love4Jamaica’s voice message…and then calls the front desk. Open sesame…we’re in…Gringo hits the gas before they can change their mind. We hop out of the car…and look…we are looking for anyone that looks like they are looking or waiting for someone. Soon we hear “MMMMMMMMaaaaaaarrilllllyynn!!!” It’s Love4Jamaica and her aunt. The hug. Marilyn introduces me…we hug…then we hop back into the car. I jokingly tell Gringo that his car is a “ooman trap”…because he has the car doors rigged just so he has to let you out. If he doesn’t want you out of the car…trust me…you will not get out. We get back to Margaritaville in no time. Introductions are made again…

I am feeling wonderful today…full of life…and very loved by my husband and my girls. I like to “mirror” people…so I decided to “mirror” some girls from the cruise ships after 5 too many drinks. I’m dancing and throwing my hair around…grinding on the bar…the pole…the DJ…basically anything upright. Lady Z is laughing so hard…this is the first time…but not the last time that she really let go and howled. The laughter spurs me on…and I really get into my dance…someone took the picture of me in the throes of the beat. Love4Jamaica thinks I have lost my mind…but she loves my energy. It’s too bad that she didn’t get to spend more time with us.

[Marilyn]

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ok just wanted to let you know I am here. Laughing, remembering,,,,,<sigh>

[Guest]

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grinding on the bar..........the pole.......where is the picture? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] just kidding.......continue please