OchoRios - My "Wait any longer and I would have suffocated trip report"

[sistacaf]

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I really get into my dance…someone took a picture of me in the throes of the beat.

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here yuh go applepie







OMG, we was dedding, the gal LETHAL [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]



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[Shortee]

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No you wasn't grinding the stool [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[ROANWOODBURN]

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Z a dance u a dance, coo di mouth lip

[Marilyn]

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[sammy]

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Originally posted by Shortee:
[qb] No you wasn't grinding the stool [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [/qb]

lawd i'm going to get fired!!

i was thinking the same thing when i saw the photo....what a trip you ladies had

ocheeheart we need to monitor how much you drink...that is just too funny!

[Marilyn]

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Sammy can you even IMAGINE what it is going to be like in Negril with 18 of us?????????????????????

[OcheeHeart]

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really guys...I am taking some heat for this report...in all honesty...I was not drunk...I only had 1 drink...that I nursed the entire time we were there. I am really silly though. I have never been drunk in my entire life...ever.

I was doing my impersonation of a cruise ship girl that had 5 too many drinks...I DID NOT MEAN THAT I HAD 5 DRINKS THAT DAY.

I am trying to decide if I should even finish it because I don't like some of the negative comments that I have received.

[Marilyn]

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Uh oh
Mi was just kiddin
I'll do anything if you finish,even shut up.

[Shortee]

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Mi nah seh nuttin PLEASE continue

[ROANWOODBURN]

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mi mouth seal.... last ting...hurry up no

[sheanlee]

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Ochee...mi DWL [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] ova here. Man, the stool pikcha is killin me bad. Please don't stop, continue, screw di heat you gettin from whomever, keep wit da tale gal!!

[OcheeHeart]

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After my dance interpretation...I am hot...I am burning up...my braids are conducting heat. Never again will I come to Jamaica with all these damn things. I decide to try my luck at the waterslide. We have all said that we wanted to try it...but never got up enough balls to do it. What the heck? I jump on...and wonder if the water will have enough force to push my fat butt through the tunnel...kikiki. I fit fine...so down I go...weeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'm in the pool talking to Mr. Shot...when the girls come over to tell me that Classy is working the floor again...and Love4Jamaica has joined her. I get out of the water to check it out. The young guy that helped me the night before is there...he tells me that he was the one that helped me to the van...and wants to know if I am feeling better. I tell him that I feel 100% better...and thank him again for helping me. Mr. Shot wants to know what happened so I fill him in.

We decide to head back to Skycastles so Love4Jamaica can see the units there...and sit and talk. I run into Mr. O...so I join him and tell the girls I will catch them later. We stand and talk for a while...then we head up the hill. When I get to Marilyn's unit...Love4Jamaica and her aunt are gone. They will be meeting us at Margaritaville for locals night later. I beg Mr. O to come and party with us...and he agrees. Then we change the plans to the Rooftop first because that is how the locals will be doing it. Actually, there is a big thing at Jus Cheers with Capelton...and that's were Classy and baby faada were headed. I wish I had gone there instead...but oh well.

Mr. M calls to tell Marilyn that this is the only night he will be free from work, and she will not be spending it with us...he NEEDED his Marilyn. He was upset that he could not get time off work to cook for us as he planned...but he has got to make that money...much respect.

So, Marilyn leaves me in charge of getting Love4Jamaica, her aunt, Lady Z and Sistacaf safely around. We call Gringo for our ride because he has been straight the entire time. Sistacaf and I head to the Rooftop...Lady Z and her two friends meet us there. It is drizzling...the weather is yucky. When we get there...we see all these babies with wide eyed expressions looking at the grown women dance. Were are the older men? Then we figure that it must be because of the Capelton show. I am nursing a Red Stripe and the guy that ****** me and Classy off at Margaritaville Beach night comes up to me. He asks me if he can dance with me. I tell him that I rather not...he persists...tells me that he has wanted to dance with me since he met me. I move from side to side to pacify him. He then decides to lead me to the back of the Rooftop for more room. Sistacaf follows thankfully. True to form, he can't leave well enough alone...and starts in about he loves me. I tell Sistacaf that I am going back to the front of the club. I am ignoring him...he keeps stepping in my face trying to get me to acknowledge him. I don't say one word, I don't look at him, he has ruined a promising evening with my friends. In essence, I couldn't dance by myself because he would have jumped at the chance to entire my personal space....so I had to stand there...still. He then grabs me a stool and tells me to have a seat because he will dance for me. I am thankful for the stool...I utter thanks...and continue to ignore him. He spots Lady Z on another corner...and goes up to her. She shoots him down in patois...Sistacaf and I are laughing at him. Then, Love4Jamaica and her aunt finally make it up...they are leery of the whole club being way up here...what if something happens...how will everyone get down those tiny stairs at once.

Mr. Pest asks if Love4Jamaica is my sister...I kiss teet pon im and ignore him still. Then he puts his move on L4J's aunt. She entertains his conversation....and Sistacaf, Lady Z and I decide it is time to hit Margaritaville. We grab Gringo and he is ready to go too. L4J and her aunt will meet us there. I think Sistacaf rode with them too.

[OcheeHeart]

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When we get to M'ville...the guards won't let Lady's friends in with their drinks...it looked like bottles of ginseng or something...so I put one in my tiny purse. We go through fine and head to the stage area. The air is fresh and clean after the brief sprinkling of rain. I stand on the stage to get a better view...and to call Mr. O on his friends cell phone. I spot him...but he can't hear me tell him that I am on the stage. I also spot Mr. O but they don't look toward the stage. Finally Albert looks up and I wave. He goes to get Mr. O. Mr. O and I hug and kiss...we are dancing slowly enjoying the music...it starts to drizzle again...and people are running under the shelter. My honey and I continue to dance...we are not worried about the rain...we are laughing enjoying each other. Mr. O knows that I love to dance...he is not a bad dancer...he just isn't very fond of it...so it meant a lot for him to stay and dance with me...he is fine with me dancing with other men normally because he doesn't like to. We are laughing and joking about his two left feet. Lady Z and her friend join us...

we have to send Sistacaf over to the DJ to get the music changed because when we ask...they continue to play Grease...Flash Dance...hokey pokey...etc. She gets him to put on some dancehall...and the sky breaks away....down comes the rain hard. Women are squealing and running...we are all packed under the overhead of M'ville...the crowd is excited with the tunes...and men are doing the "brap...brap...brap" thing...hollering wicked etc.

Mr. O had a terrible toothache and took one of my painkillers out of desperation. I look back at him...and realize that while I thought he was nuzzling my neck...he was actually dozing...kikiki waaaaaaaaaiieee...so I tell him that we can go sit down. Some guy is preparing to sing anyway...so we all grab chairs to see the stage. He is trying to stay up with me...but the medicine has a grip on him. He asks if it will be okay for him to leave...and tell him that I will go with him. He tells me to stay with my friends...but I want to go with him. So we catch a cab back to our unit...I get him settled...tuck him in and we fall asleep.

[sheanlee]

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He goes to get Mr. O. Mr. O and I hug and kiss...we are dancing slowly enjoying the music...it starts to drizzle again...and people are running under the shelter. My honey and I continue to dance...we are not worried about the rain...we are laughing enjoying each other. Mr. O knows that I love to dance...he is not a bad dancer...he just isn't very fond of it...so it meant a lot for him to stay and dance with me...he is fine with me dancing with other men normally because he doesn't like to. We are laughing and joking about his two left feet.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, beautiful...what a wonderful husband. Lucky woman OcheeHeart!! :love:

[Lacy]

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WAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEE [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Ochee honey... the bar stool picture had me rolling on the floor... gasping for breath.

Ocra neva dweet soh sweeeeet. Lawwwwwd! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Don't pay any attention to the nay sayers dawlin.. bad mine ppl. Besides, if you stop now, yuh gwine hav di hole a wi vex wid yuh. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

*siddung soh wait fi di nex pawt* [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]