Tweet
Welcome to this week’s Suss report. Lawd it was rough couple weeks but mi manage fi put somting tegeda
What a Saturday night? No sign of bad weather, the night was still and it was the perfect night to be out.
Ep: Lawd af mercy mi goose dun cook* Mi put up sum money...an di way mi put up di money mi cyaan fine ie to rhatid....an a fi duh mi bizness weeken woi mi a pee pee up mi self...
Sista dawn: giiiiiiiirl, I have done that a few times, I know how you're feeling. But don't worry, it will turn
-------------
Bimini: bway is ongle ooman dem aguh be at di nex Flarida bashment...yuh shure yuh noh waan cum
Jahlive: Bwaay sah mi woulda lov fi reach but mi hav a funtion fi attend pan di 17th. So a yu an Pressafut as man a go dey deh? Mi envy yu bad sah.
Sisterdawn: Mine is to be an entertainer. When I imagine myself performing at a stage show, that is my biggest dream.
Capitall: NUTTEN nuh change .... bout ya . mi guess mi shudden expek nuh betta eh? ..
Tea: Dat Red Vampires' Outfit...mi know har got on 10 inch black spike heels, and out of
camera view is har chains an leather strap
------------
Marcia- mi not going to mi bed until mi learn the cha cha slide. oh laawd! cho pls to leave me alone Wendy and Jahlive....i have to learn this new dance for a wedding on saturday..i don't wanna sit and watch them enjoying the dance anymore...i was an electric slide expert...so now i wanna take the lead in this new dance ...ahoa!
*two hops* *two hops*..take it back...right fut..left fut..cha cha again*
--------------
Blessed: ma crew ma dogs set rule make laws... from you ah par inna chi chi man cyar ..get di fyar mek it bun dem......
dis song tuff nuh blood cup
Emperess08 - watch Entertaiment Report one dey an mi here about the contraversy over TOK's song Chi-Chi Man what unu tink bout di song.. nah lie di song sweet me but mi feel sey others of the chi-chi man persuasion would sey what if de sang did chaat bout blacks would we like it?
-------
Bandio1 : Linstead Queen, cum eenyah!!
-----
NickyThe Tricky: Beg yuh a smalls nuh Sista G????? since yuh getraise
Nicky: Suck mi foot back
OcheeHeart: ***Ochee raising hands in the air****** Uhwee!! Uhwee!! Uhwee!! Go sista!! Go sista!! Gimme $20.00!!
--------
Islandmutt: I'm leaving and I'm taking my ball with me! Hasta la vista
Addios.Buenos Tacos
Alister: Whenever I leave, I always take my balls with me, so more power to Mutty, I didn't know you could leave them behind.
Mutty: I am a practicing gyratologist, gynecologists, physicists, bush doctor, pap smearist and I also do private tatoos
Nicky: Looking at Dr. Mutt inna wan disco shut & white lab coat
Dacta, mi did have wan pain inna mi chess an smaddy tell mi seh a gas, but mi noh sure. Yu caan recommen somtin fi di pain? EP tell mi seh yu prescrishan did wuk fi har. … A who yu a call dumplin??
Jahlive: Cho Nicky yu mean fi tell mi mi caan moless yu likkle
Yu no sey yu a mi sugga dumplin whe mek yu a do mi so
Nicky: slap Jahlive pan im adda cheek an knack out di ress a im ratten teet
Yu noh si seh mi noh roun, but mi have plenty curves. Afta mi goh a jym dis mawnin ,yu run com call mi fat
Jahlive- mine weh yu put yu han!!!
Caw right now it luk like seh yu a try feel more dan luv.
Jahlive: Lawd hav mercy is wha wrang wid dis dyam ooman. Mi neva call yu fat mi cyan si di cocoa cola bakkle shape yu hav deh .. Yu han lik hard eeeh. ***a which pawt mi teeth dem deh now***
Jahlive :**lawks mi caan ere a dyam ting**
A Bimini bad company mi falla an get bad name. Bimini mi nat fallowing yu no more. Mi a get bax bax fi yu dutty ways
-----------------
Witchy : I've just been jilted ... and I'm SO SAD!!! .. Wahalla doesn't want me...
No one wants me ..Lawd all mi finga bruck
Yardiein Lake land Hush, nuh mine yaah dawlin, dere is smaddy fe everbady out deer. Hang een dere
--------------
CC1: Its friday and mi no have much fi do, the lilly clubs bout no mek much so mi need one good party fi start. Free drinks ..1/8lb weed chicken/pork/fowl
none a it no cook yet so mi need a cook. carry yu cd, please to write yu name pon it some of them people ya have sticky fingers.
Chaz: Please fi buss out some dance hall. Ah feel like dancing tuh nite. Trow in sum Beenie Man, Lexxus, Bounty, Capleton an more. Mi soon cum mi gwen guh home an change mi clothes. Mi haffi look hat fi dis yah siten
Marcia: Can anybody tell me who is Elephant Man? I just got an email from a stranger asking me if i know when he'll be performing in Toronto.
SisterDawn: Marcia,
Elephant Man is with the group Scare Dem Crew - they are dancehall artists with big tunes like Pure Gyal, hold on, I'll think of some more, they have a lot of new songs out, I don't think I like their new stuff much though...
Kingman: sista dawn, sarry but u kinda backa time inna de dancehall biz. elephant man is no longer in the scare dem crew. a matter of fact the crew has broken up. every man gaan solo. Marcia, u want know what elephant is all about, check out him new CD ELEPHANT IS COMING FOR YOU.
TuffGong: Elephant Man has this nauseating habit of jumping onto Sound Box and Rubbing up `im sweaty self pon de young Gal dem inna de crowd.....soh gu tell the person who eMail yuh sey fi prepare fi dat....
-----------------
Tea: I go on music binges, I'm a music freak having been a DJ for my college radio station and also playing several instruments myself...
Right now I'm on a Blues and Bluegrass binge (sounds like opposites doesn't it?)
Bimini: at home mi listen to di internet radio fram di Bahamas....di best radio station ina di world as they play everything...mi sey everything.....from hip hop to r&b to reggae to soca to meringue(bahamian music) to oldies but goodies to gospel pan Sunday...unu need fi check it out
Sunshinegal: My favorite Soca song is Tiney Winey.
---------------
Jahlive: Hey Jazz is whe yu a com shub yu tupance inna mi an Alpha kanvasation. Henybady a chat to yu? Whe yu so dyam haunted go sidung wan place an kip yuself quiet. Di big lip gyal mi did tek a movie a yu same wan
Jazz: De plastic surgery ah gwaan well fe yuh...
Jahlive: Look who a chat bout plastic surgery di likkle wuk yu get pan yu nose look like it a tek nice doe. Yu can barley si di big eva lasting bump whe did deh dey. An mi si sey dem straighten out di foot yu woulda neva no sey wan did a pint narth an wan south. Bwaay mi tell yu modern medecine is sitten else
Jazz: CLEAR OUT BWAY!!!!!... De dacta seh mi have lifetime guarantee pan de nose an as fe de foot dem at least mi can hide dem inna pants - but as fe yuh... an dat likkle problem yuh have - what it name agen... oH YES - UGLY!!
Bimini: yellin slap im Jazzy!! Yellin bax har Jahlive
Jahlive: If mi was yu mi wouldn use dat deh wud UGLY too too much. Yu hed fava dem jancrow batty. Yu right doe mi fraid a yu mi wouldn waa fi buk yu up a street com nite time yu dyam rolling cyalf yu
-------
Dean: Nicky The Tricky: Sandra Clarke from 227
What a Saturday night? No sign of bad weather, the night was still and it was the perfect night to be out.
Ep: Lawd af mercy mi goose dun cook* Mi put up sum money...an di way mi put up di money mi cyaan fine ie to rhatid....an a fi duh mi bizness weeken woi mi a pee pee up mi self...
Sista dawn: giiiiiiiirl, I have done that a few times, I know how you're feeling. But don't worry, it will turn
-------------
Bimini: bway is ongle ooman dem aguh be at di nex Flarida bashment...yuh shure yuh noh waan cum
Jahlive: Bwaay sah mi woulda lov fi reach but mi hav a funtion fi attend pan di 17th. So a yu an Pressafut as man a go dey deh? Mi envy yu bad sah.
Sisterdawn: Mine is to be an entertainer. When I imagine myself performing at a stage show, that is my biggest dream.
Capitall: NUTTEN nuh change .... bout ya . mi guess mi shudden expek nuh betta eh? ..
Tea: Dat Red Vampires' Outfit...mi know har got on 10 inch black spike heels, and out of
camera view is har chains an leather strap
------------
Marcia- mi not going to mi bed until mi learn the cha cha slide. oh laawd! cho pls to leave me alone Wendy and Jahlive....i have to learn this new dance for a wedding on saturday..i don't wanna sit and watch them enjoying the dance anymore...i was an electric slide expert...so now i wanna take the lead in this new dance ...ahoa!
*two hops* *two hops*..take it back...right fut..left fut..cha cha again*
--------------
Blessed: ma crew ma dogs set rule make laws... from you ah par inna chi chi man cyar ..get di fyar mek it bun dem......
dis song tuff nuh blood cup
Emperess08 - watch Entertaiment Report one dey an mi here about the contraversy over TOK's song Chi-Chi Man what unu tink bout di song.. nah lie di song sweet me but mi feel sey others of the chi-chi man persuasion would sey what if de sang did chaat bout blacks would we like it?
-------
Bandio1 : Linstead Queen, cum eenyah!!
-----
NickyThe Tricky: Beg yuh a smalls nuh Sista G????? since yuh getraise
Nicky: Suck mi foot back
OcheeHeart: ***Ochee raising hands in the air****** Uhwee!! Uhwee!! Uhwee!! Go sista!! Go sista!! Gimme $20.00!!
--------
Islandmutt: I'm leaving and I'm taking my ball with me! Hasta la vista
Addios.Buenos Tacos
Alister: Whenever I leave, I always take my balls with me, so more power to Mutty, I didn't know you could leave them behind.
Mutty: I am a practicing gyratologist, gynecologists, physicists, bush doctor, pap smearist and I also do private tatoos
Nicky: Looking at Dr. Mutt inna wan disco shut & white lab coat
Dacta, mi did have wan pain inna mi chess an smaddy tell mi seh a gas, but mi noh sure. Yu caan recommen somtin fi di pain? EP tell mi seh yu prescrishan did wuk fi har. … A who yu a call dumplin??
Jahlive: Cho Nicky yu mean fi tell mi mi caan moless yu likkle
Yu no sey yu a mi sugga dumplin whe mek yu a do mi so
Nicky: slap Jahlive pan im adda cheek an knack out di ress a im ratten teet
Yu noh si seh mi noh roun, but mi have plenty curves. Afta mi goh a jym dis mawnin ,yu run com call mi fat
Jahlive- mine weh yu put yu han!!!
Caw right now it luk like seh yu a try feel more dan luv.
Jahlive: Lawd hav mercy is wha wrang wid dis dyam ooman. Mi neva call yu fat mi cyan si di cocoa cola bakkle shape yu hav deh .. Yu han lik hard eeeh. ***a which pawt mi teeth dem deh now***
Jahlive :**lawks mi caan ere a dyam ting**
A Bimini bad company mi falla an get bad name. Bimini mi nat fallowing yu no more. Mi a get bax bax fi yu dutty ways
-----------------
Witchy : I've just been jilted ... and I'm SO SAD!!! .. Wahalla doesn't want me...
No one wants me ..Lawd all mi finga bruck
Yardiein Lake land Hush, nuh mine yaah dawlin, dere is smaddy fe everbady out deer. Hang een dere
--------------
CC1: Its friday and mi no have much fi do, the lilly clubs bout no mek much so mi need one good party fi start. Free drinks ..1/8lb weed chicken/pork/fowl
none a it no cook yet so mi need a cook. carry yu cd, please to write yu name pon it some of them people ya have sticky fingers.
Chaz: Please fi buss out some dance hall. Ah feel like dancing tuh nite. Trow in sum Beenie Man, Lexxus, Bounty, Capleton an more. Mi soon cum mi gwen guh home an change mi clothes. Mi haffi look hat fi dis yah siten
Marcia: Can anybody tell me who is Elephant Man? I just got an email from a stranger asking me if i know when he'll be performing in Toronto.
SisterDawn: Marcia,
Elephant Man is with the group Scare Dem Crew - they are dancehall artists with big tunes like Pure Gyal, hold on, I'll think of some more, they have a lot of new songs out, I don't think I like their new stuff much though...
Kingman: sista dawn, sarry but u kinda backa time inna de dancehall biz. elephant man is no longer in the scare dem crew. a matter of fact the crew has broken up. every man gaan solo. Marcia, u want know what elephant is all about, check out him new CD ELEPHANT IS COMING FOR YOU.
TuffGong: Elephant Man has this nauseating habit of jumping onto Sound Box and Rubbing up `im sweaty self pon de young Gal dem inna de crowd.....soh gu tell the person who eMail yuh sey fi prepare fi dat....
-----------------
Tea: I go on music binges, I'm a music freak having been a DJ for my college radio station and also playing several instruments myself...
Right now I'm on a Blues and Bluegrass binge (sounds like opposites doesn't it?)
Bimini: at home mi listen to di internet radio fram di Bahamas....di best radio station ina di world as they play everything...mi sey everything.....from hip hop to r&b to reggae to soca to meringue(bahamian music) to oldies but goodies to gospel pan Sunday...unu need fi check it out
Sunshinegal: My favorite Soca song is Tiney Winey.
---------------
Jahlive: Hey Jazz is whe yu a com shub yu tupance inna mi an Alpha kanvasation. Henybady a chat to yu? Whe yu so dyam haunted go sidung wan place an kip yuself quiet. Di big lip gyal mi did tek a movie a yu same wan
Jazz: De plastic surgery ah gwaan well fe yuh...
Jahlive: Look who a chat bout plastic surgery di likkle wuk yu get pan yu nose look like it a tek nice doe. Yu can barley si di big eva lasting bump whe did deh dey. An mi si sey dem straighten out di foot yu woulda neva no sey wan did a pint narth an wan south. Bwaay mi tell yu modern medecine is sitten else
Jazz: CLEAR OUT BWAY!!!!!... De dacta seh mi have lifetime guarantee pan de nose an as fe de foot dem at least mi can hide dem inna pants - but as fe yuh... an dat likkle problem yuh have - what it name agen... oH YES - UGLY!!
Bimini: yellin slap im Jazzy!! Yellin bax har Jahlive
Jahlive: If mi was yu mi wouldn use dat deh wud UGLY too too much. Yu hed fava dem jancrow batty. Yu right doe mi fraid a yu mi wouldn waa fi buk yu up a street com nite time yu dyam rolling cyalf yu
-------
Dean: Nicky The Tricky: Sandra Clarke from 227