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BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM !!! DUDUDDU DUDUDU!! (sounds of the heavy sound system)
Jamdown3 at the turntable blasting the latest dancehall mixes and chanting on the microphone.
Jamdown3: All nice an decent people, big request to di bashment crew pon FH dutty Varandah ..Unu waan si mi a look ina di place and a nuff ooman deh yah an no man no deh bout.. Reaching out to di topless crew,all batty rida crew and all bow cats ina di place .BIG UP! Come ina dis yah session ina style an fashion! A WHOOOOOO!!! RIIIIIGHHTT!!!
Heads high ..kill dem wid di NO ..jus mek a bway know yuh naah BLOW Heads high ..kill dem wid di NO ..tell dem seh Vegas seh soh.,.
As the music blasted the bashment crew came strolling in my the bundle yelling on top of their voices feeling the party vibes….
Mossumnida: A feeling irie tonight. Mi man gone a New Yark and mi look trash an ready ina mi shart skirt mi buy fram Baby Gap. LEVEL DE VIBES COME MEK WE LEVEL DE VIBES SWEETNESS TONIGHT!!!! WHE DI WESTMORELAN POSSE DEH?? Big up all Westmoreland massive..Mek oonu noh sey yu de bout...HOLLAH, HOLLAH!!!!!!!!!!
Jacko: But yuh si wha mi si Moss ..weh di Blood Cleet man dem deh? Man like Xavier, Joemaican, Scalpo, CeeW, mi bwoy Ackee and de bwaay weh jus come fram country name FeddyB. Wah kinda bashment dis widout man? Mi noh ina di mood fi rub belly wid noh ooman so di man dem betta show dem face ina de place arelese dem betta gi mi back mi money aldowe di session free… *kiss teet*
In FH’s outside zinc kitchen Jazz set up shop to provide the refreshment and food for the evening...Jazz caught a glimpse of DGeorge coming towards the Verandah:
Jazz:Hey hurry come up bwaay Dgeorge! A wha dat yuh a wear come a session?.. Genkle Jesas Meek an Mild!! – whe yuh a do ina 2 sweatta ,Corduroy pants and ears muff – yuh noh hot?
Dgeorge: Look yah Jazz, a work mi a come straight fram an dem people tun up de air inna de office building sky high…Mi seh tidey mi teet dem rakkle ina di mout so til two a dem chip to blow wow! Dem a freeze aff mi behine ina di place a day time dats why mi have on dem clothes yah ...Anyway Jazz,.. a feel kina pecish… mi ina di mood fi some Drum pan jerk chicken tideh wid a tall class a lemonade. All mi have is $J200.. di work slow dis week. Hook a bredda up wid some food noh!
Jazz: Dgeorge yuh noh si everting price ina $US - ah pere US mi ah defen .An yuh tink mi figet when yuh walk an tell people mi a pizen off di neigbahood an a talk bout mi tief yuhone Billy Goat? Well, well, well, yuh coulda pecish like Peacock – hole two slice ah hardo bread wid butta an try yuh bes ask FH fi show yuh whe di pipestan deh soh yuh can get wata fi wash it dung,… move an galang go mingle wid di crowd..a hope dem laugh afta yuh backside ina dem wool clothes deh….MANISH WATA HERE… JERK POWK, PATTY &.COCOA BREAD...GALLI WEED!!
Shortly after, a yellow taxi pulled up infront of the gate and out emerged an angry looking woman wearing matching gold shoes, teet, and hair..
Bashy00: How much fi di taxi fare driva? .. PUSS JUCK! $50?!!..Driva a only 2 quarta mi have .. wich part mi work? .Mi work dunga di Strip club pon Fenton Street.. if yuh come dung deh mi wi gi yuh a free lap dance fi sekkle di bill.. cool? Respec driva! .. (she ran towards the party) Kiss mi frack tail! dem a play mi sang .….(singing with gun finga):
“gal u betta can coook..uh .recipe book, go inna de kitchen cuse you hand dem nuh nook…big sunday mawnin you come outta ya bed den you boil to banana steam to fishhead ....bashment......whhhhheeeeeeeeelll!””
Two rowdy ladies then followed displaying their loud and vulgar manners:
Lacy: Wooooo mi glad fi come outta mi likkle Cabin so til! .PAAAARTY ina di place!!
Trublz: Yes MS Lacy di dance a seh one! Mi a shock out inna mi new digs, mi noh nyam nutten fram marning so mi well raw an mi a wonder if mi can fine a boops fi buy mi a drink tonight...wooii ..di Selecta a play 2 Beres chune an mi mellow yah now ..Lawd a well waan a man fi come bump an grine wid (holding herself tight)….rhatid, see di man dem a come ya! mi no mean fi diss yuh Lacy, but mi can't dance wid yuh whole night like wi a two lesbian, mi gaan go hole one man cause dem ration! ..lata!
Lacy: Gwaan bout yuh bizniz mi a go parlow wid mi girl Ms Mention .. (walks over to Ms Mention who was stuffing her face) … Hey girl! What a way yuh gut big infront a yuh .. gal if yuh noh tap nyam yuh a go gi birt pon di Varandah tinite
MissMention: Mi nuh like di way di whole a unu a tek set pan mi jus because mi start nyaam like cow......{kiss teet bout put dung plate a food!!} Unu no know seh mi haffi eat fi two now??Di pickney craven yuh si Lacy!! Mi tink mi a go gi har name Doris afta mi granny cow. Yow, Selector fling on some wicked tune deh - Di slacka di betta!! A lang time mi noh hear “Mi have a Passport Buddy fi di Visa Punny” Risto Benjie style.
Lacy: (under her breath)..Dat is why she a breed ..gal so dam blasted slack an houta arda…She come in like Clothespin – one squeeze an har leg spread wide open! ..watch har a wine up harself an a show har batty jaw… well de man dem a tek har in so mek mi go do my ting pon di dance floor cause mi waan dem look pon mi batty to..LICK SHAT !!! (singing and bubbling wid frack ova head)
She's a dancehall queen for life…Gonna explode like dynamite…..And she's moving outta sight.. Now she a girl mash up di place like dynamite
At the front gate a newly arrived lady was yelling something at the men standing outside
Lawx: A WHO IN YA NAME JOE GRINE?? Mi a look fi a Joe Grine tinight cause mi hear im name all bout and di gal dem seh him can 'tan panni lang. Mi waan a Joe Grine fi come rub dung mi smooth saft skin and hose dung mi garden…an plant two seed …a who name soh??
Out of no where a pimp dressing man appeared to claim the title of Joe Grine:
Ackee: Look yah nuh Lawx! ..kip yuh voice dung ina di place an tap blow mi cuva in yah !! AWLRIGHT, AWLRIGHT, AWLRIGHT mi admit is me dis whe name Joe Grine!! Mi naah lie dowe mi si nuff ooman ina di dance who a request mi service daily, nightly, and weekly pon a regula ..Yuh si dah lady deh behine di kitchen counta name Jazz, she noh stap nyam mi dung ..sshhh!! kip dat to yuself...fi tell yuhdi troot mi nat even know when di night begin or day done – a roun di clock bizninz mi deh pon .. soh yuh waan wi set up a ting fi likkle more afta di session?
Soon after a fellow wid a cool and deadly walk tapped Lawx on the shoulder..
Phanzo:Hi sexy baddy lady, not so faas .. a noh so Joe Crineship work. A noh Boops Bizniz dis. Fus yuh haffi book mi betren Ackee JoeGrine tru mi di Godfada of all Joe Grines..tek mi business card an sen mi a hemail at JoeGrine [email protected] an set up a time fi di wok an di pleasure. Yuh safe wid us cause wi offa a good Community service weda yuh sex starve or damn greedy, hard fi please, or have white liva!
Someone was walking pass the Verandah and was eager to see what the hooplah was about ..the music was enough to get her swinging and rocking to the beat: Hey! FH Oyyeee! Is me MIRE’:.. Unu have room for one more?? .. Mi coming in cause di party soun sweet!!
A man approached and blocked her path….
Feddyb: Ms Sweetness, luchious lips, fat ting .. nuff room in yah fi yuh baby..hhmn hmmn! (licking lips) Beg yuh a dance noh nice lady?
Mire’: Look ugly bwaay doan fresh yuself. Mi is a SMART ooman an can si seh a smaddy yuh a look fi rub up ‘gainst. Nutten mi hate more dan PEOPLE WHO ASK QUESTIONS DEM ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO!!!! Massa GO TO HELL fram mi yaah!!
Feddyb: But kiss mi neck! A mek yuh a galang soh lady? ..nuff a unu claim seh unu smart an noh likkle a unu foo-fool when it come to certain skills in life. Gwey! A tru yuhnoh have no bubbling skills mek yuh a dis big man soh… yuh quick fi a tell mi bout yuh is “a smart ooman” an when time come fi di real test, daag nyam unu suppa..gwey! a who coulda waan rub up pon yuh.. coo yuh to!
Mire’: ANYWAY!!! Does your mouth always stink? An frankly I didn’t understand a word you just said…. Excuse mi..beg yuh pass outta di way.
Meanwhile in the corner of the room there was conversation going on between a group of people:
BlessedLadyOfZion: Unu come mek wi go dance noh ..unu jus a tan up a hole up di wall soh
nuffness: No sah ..mi shame ..afta mi noh know none a di new dance dem..if mi did know any mi woulda deh pon di floor a bruck out an spread out like race horse jackey
brownsugga: But coo pon yuh, bout bruk out (laughing)..Gal mi an yuh inna di same boat yah. di last dance mi memba a di prung or pram ar whateva dem call it …Yuh tink dem wi laugh afta mi if mi goh out deh go do di Dela Move?
BlessedLadyOfZion: Gal no mek mi laugh yaah – Dela Move?? Mek mi teach unu how fi do di “Jerry Springa”: you punch with 1 han an put di oda one back a yuh… put yuh lef foot forward. Den do di same ting wid di oda foot an han.. walk up an dung .. side ways.. ben up yuself.. cock up yuh batty.. an spin roun two time
Sandif: Lawd .. a wha di cackafart dat gal?? Mi tink it easiar fi jus fling wi frock tail ina di air and fling couple chair..and jiggle wi breast infront a di man dem…. **JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!***
Just as the party was getting into the wee hours an argument ensued between a man dressed in a tree-piece suit and a rough neck wearing a plaid shirt and short pants. The man in the short pants was upset over not being able to land a woman for himself the whole night.
Cwee: But mi raw-co-lily! Is how mi see a likkle dry-lan tourist bway come in yah an a sweet talk all a di ooman dem mek mi caan get none fi bubble wid. A wah dis yuh a wear bwaay? (grabbing his Versache suit)– yuh tink dis a Happy Hour after wok? Yow BankerBreddren if a gi yuh a blouse and skirt lick yuh yeye cast an yuh teet scatta!!
Bankerboyz: CeeW, I have seen you around a few other places and seen that you like to run around and stir up trouble, you trouble maker you ! You are a TOSSER!! Someone needs to clip your wings you under educated fool!
Cwee: Oh yeah. Mi really fraida yuh now. Wha yuh a go do...tell me big word and mek me shame? But couyuh to. Next ting yuh a go tell mi: "I am not desirous of exchanging expletives and profanities with a person of your limited intelligence and substandard upbringing. You need to exit the premises before I have you tossed out ". Well BankaYout mek mi tell yuh how real shotta hangle bizniz: Yow, breddren if mi si one more sexy baddy gal fi di res a night, a use dah half a block yah and bend up yuh face. Mi done talk!
A bystander was thrilled to see BanKerboyz getting cussed out, touted in an angry tone
Dumplin: Yes BanKaYankeeBway U get toasted good and proper! Come ina hortical dance a come gwaan like yuh more educated dan di whole a wi ..A come comments says we is not educated and a British English we does study fram basic school.. a dem comments mek Jamican people get hignorant yuhnoh..Mine wi noh laywait yuh afta di dance a buss yuh head skull..yuh know a who me??
The DJ interrupted and screamed in the microphone
Jamdown3: ..Oyyeeyeee.. Hey no armshouse bizniz ina di dance ..unu gwaan war wid one aneda so til unu en up like Solomon Gundy who dead an bury pan a Friday ar sinting like dat ..mi noh know wha mi a chat seh yaah…unu dis tap di argument!!
FH: Talking dis and talking dat – Jamdown3, lack aff di music deh an gi mi mike mek a hask one question: Mike check 1,2,3, 4, 5, 6, 7,8…Mike check (blow, blow)..Hey all what a gwaan inyah all me waan fi know is who gwine do di cleaning up and who gwine tek down di pepper lights and sweep up di yard? ...si all smaddy tun ova red juice pon mi settee and a who piss pon di front step?? ..look how unu mash up mi place an inyah smell renk like hag pen!!
Jacko: FH mi know mi an Moss did pramise fi help yuh clean up but mi haffi drop aff Moss up a di Hard Rock Café fi link up wid Slick Willy…
Lacy: Mi caan stay.. Mi frack tear up…
Jazz:Mi noh have di time, mi haffi haul dem big pat an pan back to di restaurant cause Ms Peaches noh deh yah fi help mi…
Bashy00: FH mi noh have a ride and taxi noh run paas certain hours so mi a go gwaan start walk fram now
Dgeorge: Mi haffi go home goh tek off dem hat clothes yah ..mi sweat ina it so til mi tink !!…
Ackee:Mi an Ms Lawx a goh check in a di Motel 6, wi have bizniz fi tak care ah, likkle more…
Ms Mention: A tink is bout time fi disyah baby fi drop..mi gaan…
Trublz: (Yawn) mi foot a hat mi yaah man.. it look like mi bruck mi ankle…
Phanzo: FH, Sista Rose jus beep mi .. a time fi dat wild ole ooman get har Joe Grine service..duty calls!
CWee: Fh baby, mi haffi git up early a marning fi wok cause mi call in sick tidey..likle more …
Jamdown3: mi haffi carry di set pack a panman yaad before mawning cause him noh know seh mi barra it ..
Una Nina: I came in late, an mi waan party some more but if party done! I'll help clean up – just wait til NEXTWEEK!
FH stands alone on her filthy Verandah yelling …..UNU SI IF UNU DARK UNU BACKSIDE BACK PON DIS VARANDAH .. UNU SET A WHOLE HULLIGAN
Jamdown3 at the turntable blasting the latest dancehall mixes and chanting on the microphone.
Jamdown3: All nice an decent people, big request to di bashment crew pon FH dutty Varandah ..Unu waan si mi a look ina di place and a nuff ooman deh yah an no man no deh bout.. Reaching out to di topless crew,all batty rida crew and all bow cats ina di place .BIG UP! Come ina dis yah session ina style an fashion! A WHOOOOOO!!! RIIIIIGHHTT!!!
Heads high ..kill dem wid di NO ..jus mek a bway know yuh naah BLOW Heads high ..kill dem wid di NO ..tell dem seh Vegas seh soh.,.
As the music blasted the bashment crew came strolling in my the bundle yelling on top of their voices feeling the party vibes….
Mossumnida: A feeling irie tonight. Mi man gone a New Yark and mi look trash an ready ina mi shart skirt mi buy fram Baby Gap. LEVEL DE VIBES COME MEK WE LEVEL DE VIBES SWEETNESS TONIGHT!!!! WHE DI WESTMORELAN POSSE DEH?? Big up all Westmoreland massive..Mek oonu noh sey yu de bout...HOLLAH, HOLLAH!!!!!!!!!!
Jacko: But yuh si wha mi si Moss ..weh di Blood Cleet man dem deh? Man like Xavier, Joemaican, Scalpo, CeeW, mi bwoy Ackee and de bwaay weh jus come fram country name FeddyB. Wah kinda bashment dis widout man? Mi noh ina di mood fi rub belly wid noh ooman so di man dem betta show dem face ina de place arelese dem betta gi mi back mi money aldowe di session free… *kiss teet*
In FH’s outside zinc kitchen Jazz set up shop to provide the refreshment and food for the evening...Jazz caught a glimpse of DGeorge coming towards the Verandah:
Jazz:Hey hurry come up bwaay Dgeorge! A wha dat yuh a wear come a session?.. Genkle Jesas Meek an Mild!! – whe yuh a do ina 2 sweatta ,Corduroy pants and ears muff – yuh noh hot?
Dgeorge: Look yah Jazz, a work mi a come straight fram an dem people tun up de air inna de office building sky high…Mi seh tidey mi teet dem rakkle ina di mout so til two a dem chip to blow wow! Dem a freeze aff mi behine ina di place a day time dats why mi have on dem clothes yah ...Anyway Jazz,.. a feel kina pecish… mi ina di mood fi some Drum pan jerk chicken tideh wid a tall class a lemonade. All mi have is $J200.. di work slow dis week. Hook a bredda up wid some food noh!
Jazz: Dgeorge yuh noh si everting price ina $US - ah pere US mi ah defen .An yuh tink mi figet when yuh walk an tell people mi a pizen off di neigbahood an a talk bout mi tief yuhone Billy Goat? Well, well, well, yuh coulda pecish like Peacock – hole two slice ah hardo bread wid butta an try yuh bes ask FH fi show yuh whe di pipestan deh soh yuh can get wata fi wash it dung,… move an galang go mingle wid di crowd..a hope dem laugh afta yuh backside ina dem wool clothes deh….MANISH WATA HERE… JERK POWK, PATTY &.COCOA BREAD...GALLI WEED!!
Shortly after, a yellow taxi pulled up infront of the gate and out emerged an angry looking woman wearing matching gold shoes, teet, and hair..
Bashy00: How much fi di taxi fare driva? .. PUSS JUCK! $50?!!..Driva a only 2 quarta mi have .. wich part mi work? .Mi work dunga di Strip club pon Fenton Street.. if yuh come dung deh mi wi gi yuh a free lap dance fi sekkle di bill.. cool? Respec driva! .. (she ran towards the party) Kiss mi frack tail! dem a play mi sang .….(singing with gun finga):
“gal u betta can coook..uh .recipe book, go inna de kitchen cuse you hand dem nuh nook…big sunday mawnin you come outta ya bed den you boil to banana steam to fishhead ....bashment......whhhhheeeeeeeeelll!””
Two rowdy ladies then followed displaying their loud and vulgar manners:
Lacy: Wooooo mi glad fi come outta mi likkle Cabin so til! .PAAAARTY ina di place!!
Trublz: Yes MS Lacy di dance a seh one! Mi a shock out inna mi new digs, mi noh nyam nutten fram marning so mi well raw an mi a wonder if mi can fine a boops fi buy mi a drink tonight...wooii ..di Selecta a play 2 Beres chune an mi mellow yah now ..Lawd a well waan a man fi come bump an grine wid (holding herself tight)….rhatid, see di man dem a come ya! mi no mean fi diss yuh Lacy, but mi can't dance wid yuh whole night like wi a two lesbian, mi gaan go hole one man cause dem ration! ..lata!
Lacy: Gwaan bout yuh bizniz mi a go parlow wid mi girl Ms Mention .. (walks over to Ms Mention who was stuffing her face) … Hey girl! What a way yuh gut big infront a yuh .. gal if yuh noh tap nyam yuh a go gi birt pon di Varandah tinite
MissMention: Mi nuh like di way di whole a unu a tek set pan mi jus because mi start nyaam like cow......{kiss teet bout put dung plate a food!!} Unu no know seh mi haffi eat fi two now??Di pickney craven yuh si Lacy!! Mi tink mi a go gi har name Doris afta mi granny cow. Yow, Selector fling on some wicked tune deh - Di slacka di betta!! A lang time mi noh hear “Mi have a Passport Buddy fi di Visa Punny” Risto Benjie style.
Lacy: (under her breath)..Dat is why she a breed ..gal so dam blasted slack an houta arda…She come in like Clothespin – one squeeze an har leg spread wide open! ..watch har a wine up harself an a show har batty jaw… well de man dem a tek har in so mek mi go do my ting pon di dance floor cause mi waan dem look pon mi batty to..LICK SHAT !!! (singing and bubbling wid frack ova head)
She's a dancehall queen for life…Gonna explode like dynamite…..And she's moving outta sight.. Now she a girl mash up di place like dynamite
At the front gate a newly arrived lady was yelling something at the men standing outside
Lawx: A WHO IN YA NAME JOE GRINE?? Mi a look fi a Joe Grine tinight cause mi hear im name all bout and di gal dem seh him can 'tan panni lang. Mi waan a Joe Grine fi come rub dung mi smooth saft skin and hose dung mi garden…an plant two seed …a who name soh??
Out of no where a pimp dressing man appeared to claim the title of Joe Grine:
Ackee: Look yah nuh Lawx! ..kip yuh voice dung ina di place an tap blow mi cuva in yah !! AWLRIGHT, AWLRIGHT, AWLRIGHT mi admit is me dis whe name Joe Grine!! Mi naah lie dowe mi si nuff ooman ina di dance who a request mi service daily, nightly, and weekly pon a regula ..Yuh si dah lady deh behine di kitchen counta name Jazz, she noh stap nyam mi dung ..sshhh!! kip dat to yuself...fi tell yuhdi troot mi nat even know when di night begin or day done – a roun di clock bizninz mi deh pon .. soh yuh waan wi set up a ting fi likkle more afta di session?
Soon after a fellow wid a cool and deadly walk tapped Lawx on the shoulder..
Phanzo:Hi sexy baddy lady, not so faas .. a noh so Joe Crineship work. A noh Boops Bizniz dis. Fus yuh haffi book mi betren Ackee JoeGrine tru mi di Godfada of all Joe Grines..tek mi business card an sen mi a hemail at JoeGrine [email protected] an set up a time fi di wok an di pleasure. Yuh safe wid us cause wi offa a good Community service weda yuh sex starve or damn greedy, hard fi please, or have white liva!
Someone was walking pass the Verandah and was eager to see what the hooplah was about ..the music was enough to get her swinging and rocking to the beat: Hey! FH Oyyeee! Is me MIRE’:.. Unu have room for one more?? .. Mi coming in cause di party soun sweet!!
A man approached and blocked her path….
Feddyb: Ms Sweetness, luchious lips, fat ting .. nuff room in yah fi yuh baby..hhmn hmmn! (licking lips) Beg yuh a dance noh nice lady?
Mire’: Look ugly bwaay doan fresh yuself. Mi is a SMART ooman an can si seh a smaddy yuh a look fi rub up ‘gainst. Nutten mi hate more dan PEOPLE WHO ASK QUESTIONS DEM ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO!!!! Massa GO TO HELL fram mi yaah!!
Feddyb: But kiss mi neck! A mek yuh a galang soh lady? ..nuff a unu claim seh unu smart an noh likkle a unu foo-fool when it come to certain skills in life. Gwey! A tru yuhnoh have no bubbling skills mek yuh a dis big man soh… yuh quick fi a tell mi bout yuh is “a smart ooman” an when time come fi di real test, daag nyam unu suppa..gwey! a who coulda waan rub up pon yuh.. coo yuh to!
Mire’: ANYWAY!!! Does your mouth always stink? An frankly I didn’t understand a word you just said…. Excuse mi..beg yuh pass outta di way.
Meanwhile in the corner of the room there was conversation going on between a group of people:
BlessedLadyOfZion: Unu come mek wi go dance noh ..unu jus a tan up a hole up di wall soh
nuffness: No sah ..mi shame ..afta mi noh know none a di new dance dem..if mi did know any mi woulda deh pon di floor a bruck out an spread out like race horse jackey
brownsugga: But coo pon yuh, bout bruk out (laughing)..Gal mi an yuh inna di same boat yah. di last dance mi memba a di prung or pram ar whateva dem call it …Yuh tink dem wi laugh afta mi if mi goh out deh go do di Dela Move?
BlessedLadyOfZion: Gal no mek mi laugh yaah – Dela Move?? Mek mi teach unu how fi do di “Jerry Springa”: you punch with 1 han an put di oda one back a yuh… put yuh lef foot forward. Den do di same ting wid di oda foot an han.. walk up an dung .. side ways.. ben up yuself.. cock up yuh batty.. an spin roun two time
Sandif: Lawd .. a wha di cackafart dat gal?? Mi tink it easiar fi jus fling wi frock tail ina di air and fling couple chair..and jiggle wi breast infront a di man dem…. **JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!***
Just as the party was getting into the wee hours an argument ensued between a man dressed in a tree-piece suit and a rough neck wearing a plaid shirt and short pants. The man in the short pants was upset over not being able to land a woman for himself the whole night.
Cwee: But mi raw-co-lily! Is how mi see a likkle dry-lan tourist bway come in yah an a sweet talk all a di ooman dem mek mi caan get none fi bubble wid. A wah dis yuh a wear bwaay? (grabbing his Versache suit)– yuh tink dis a Happy Hour after wok? Yow BankerBreddren if a gi yuh a blouse and skirt lick yuh yeye cast an yuh teet scatta!!
Bankerboyz: CeeW, I have seen you around a few other places and seen that you like to run around and stir up trouble, you trouble maker you ! You are a TOSSER!! Someone needs to clip your wings you under educated fool!
Cwee: Oh yeah. Mi really fraida yuh now. Wha yuh a go do...tell me big word and mek me shame? But couyuh to. Next ting yuh a go tell mi: "I am not desirous of exchanging expletives and profanities with a person of your limited intelligence and substandard upbringing. You need to exit the premises before I have you tossed out ". Well BankaYout mek mi tell yuh how real shotta hangle bizniz: Yow, breddren if mi si one more sexy baddy gal fi di res a night, a use dah half a block yah and bend up yuh face. Mi done talk!
A bystander was thrilled to see BanKerboyz getting cussed out, touted in an angry tone
Dumplin: Yes BanKaYankeeBway U get toasted good and proper! Come ina hortical dance a come gwaan like yuh more educated dan di whole a wi ..A come comments says we is not educated and a British English we does study fram basic school.. a dem comments mek Jamican people get hignorant yuhnoh..Mine wi noh laywait yuh afta di dance a buss yuh head skull..yuh know a who me??
The DJ interrupted and screamed in the microphone
Jamdown3: ..Oyyeeyeee.. Hey no armshouse bizniz ina di dance ..unu gwaan war wid one aneda so til unu en up like Solomon Gundy who dead an bury pan a Friday ar sinting like dat ..mi noh know wha mi a chat seh yaah…unu dis tap di argument!!
FH: Talking dis and talking dat – Jamdown3, lack aff di music deh an gi mi mike mek a hask one question: Mike check 1,2,3, 4, 5, 6, 7,8…Mike check (blow, blow)..Hey all what a gwaan inyah all me waan fi know is who gwine do di cleaning up and who gwine tek down di pepper lights and sweep up di yard? ...si all smaddy tun ova red juice pon mi settee and a who piss pon di front step?? ..look how unu mash up mi place an inyah smell renk like hag pen!!
Jacko: FH mi know mi an Moss did pramise fi help yuh clean up but mi haffi drop aff Moss up a di Hard Rock Café fi link up wid Slick Willy…
Lacy: Mi caan stay.. Mi frack tear up…
Jazz:Mi noh have di time, mi haffi haul dem big pat an pan back to di restaurant cause Ms Peaches noh deh yah fi help mi…
Bashy00: FH mi noh have a ride and taxi noh run paas certain hours so mi a go gwaan start walk fram now
Dgeorge: Mi haffi go home goh tek off dem hat clothes yah ..mi sweat ina it so til mi tink !!…
Ackee:Mi an Ms Lawx a goh check in a di Motel 6, wi have bizniz fi tak care ah, likkle more…
Ms Mention: A tink is bout time fi disyah baby fi drop..mi gaan…
Trublz: (Yawn) mi foot a hat mi yaah man.. it look like mi bruck mi ankle…
Phanzo: FH, Sista Rose jus beep mi .. a time fi dat wild ole ooman get har Joe Grine service..duty calls!
CWee: Fh baby, mi haffi git up early a marning fi wok cause mi call in sick tidey..likle more …
Jamdown3: mi haffi carry di set pack a panman yaad before mawning cause him noh know seh mi barra it ..
Una Nina: I came in late, an mi waan party some more but if party done! I'll help clean up – just wait til NEXTWEEK!
FH stands alone on her filthy Verandah yelling …..UNU SI IF UNU DARK UNU BACKSIDE BACK PON DIS VARANDAH .. UNU SET A WHOLE HULLIGAN