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As Di Kitchen Tun-Ackee an Saltfish Suss-Pawt 2
A day een di life a Ackee an Saltfish.
**(Disclaimer: If yu name nuh een yah, noh worry, wi will ketch yu nex time.)** [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Dis is all een fun ppl, suh noh bodda get bringle**
**Wi lef aff weh Ms. Jazz tun ova di kitchen toh Grandma2 an Simmy.**
Grandma2 DWL, mek a siddung an ress mi bones, DWL, Simmy, pour cup a caffee fi mi noh, DWL.
Simmy Yes, G2, di wuk haad, see caffee yah, ress yuself yes.
**Lawks, nuff ppl een yah**
**di two a dem cack fi dem eaize saika nuff labrish a gwaan**
Jackie Have you ever been invited over for dinner and after eating, you just waa undo yuh pants waist, sprawl out yuh foot dem, slide dung likkle eena de chair an gi yuh belly a likkle rub???
churchgirl A know eggsackly weh yuh mean Jackie. But mi hear seh a sinting weh wi gi yuh bad shape. Sinting guh suh dowe?
Leonie Jackie a so yu craven, nyam till yu uncomfortable?
Jackie bite me!!! A gwan like yuh neva dweet to...
china920 LONG TIME I BEEN BEGGING FI RECIPIES AND NO RESPONSE PLEEEEEEEEASE any body have the recipie for suey mein, jackass corn, and real peppa shrimp like them sell downtown king Street. email it to me? How do you cook Bammy Port Royal or Milk River style????? UNU ELP MI NUH???
[email protected] THANK YOU VERY VERY VERY
MUCH.
Grandma2 i believe Simmy help yu over 2 weeks ago but you never came back. please note as we do not answer personal mail with recipes, it will be posted on the Bulletin Board.
TiffyTaffy Yuh knoh wat happens wen yu bored? yuh nyame everyting in site. Beg unu likkle sitten fi busy mi teet dem. Mi bored an tiyad an of course, hungry. Un fix mi up sitten nuh.
Simmy Lawd, di ooman hav lang belly, see yu food yah, wile yu at it, cool aff yu teet dem wit dis yah jink toh.
TiffyTaffy Yuh halways come chru.
BTW, an nuh badda farm fool ah mi, learn mi ow fi cook ackee an saltfish please.
Simmy LOL, TiffyTaffy, mi haffi run go sumweh rite nung but mi will be sure fi dweet wen mi cum bak, jus hol tite dawlin.
TiffyTaffy **Siddung wid mi plate ah food an wait fi Simmy come back. Ope shi nuh tink sey mi ahgo wait lang, cawse wen di food done mi gwan. Mi wih come back fi more doah.**
Grandma2 wah happin sweetness (((Tiffy))) mi did deh pon likle holidays yu nuh knoh,so mi dis come bak girl. mi all still feel tired still DWL.
anyway mi nuh name Simmy,but see a link ya,wen she come she will teach yu first han,seen.
Simmy **run een outta breat**
So ToffyTaffy, G2 gi yu di link fi how fi cook ackee an saltfish, anyting else more yu need fi knoh? Mi dey bout if yu need mi.
**afta mi nuh bleve shi cyaan cook ei, shi jus wan gimmi wuk fi do, dwl**
TiffyTaffy Simmy, nuh mek mi tek bak mi chat bout yuh enoah. ** :lang kissteet: Wey shi nuh jess gimmi di lesson as appose to wanda wedda ar nat mi cyah actually cook ie. Brite.**
If mi learn ie, den mi cyah mek ie, so nuh mek mi get bringle.
Jess teach mi an tap mek fun ah mi nuh.
Simmy *sigh* arite see di lesson yah. Mi will cum to dinna (ar brekfass) wen yu mek it so mi can taste test it fi yu.
TiffyTaffy Tenks! **Lawd, shi mek mi go chru dis wole heap a chrobble fi di likkle lesson.**
Ctry Simmy, u cyaan teach dis lilli gal some cooking in we fine art style, she cyaan even call de pot dem by dem right name.
TiffyTaffy as fi yuh, kirrout cawse yuh naah get nun ah mi food.
Simmy **mumble to self**
**ungrateful chile**
(((ctry))) nuh pay har no mine eno, gwaan help yuhself to sum food, afta shi cyaan nyam aff di wola it. At leas mi nuh tink so, LOL.
TiffyTaffy Dass wah yuh tink.
Simmy Lawd, ah so yu craben? Waaaiiiiii!!ctry, yu mite be rite bout har aftarall. **faint** DWL
china920 LONG TIME I BEEN BEGGING FI RECIPIES AND NO RESPONSE PLEEEEEEEEASE any body have the recipie for suey mein, jackass corn, and real peppa shrimp like them sell downtown king Street. email it to me? How do you cook Bammy Port Royal or Milk River style????? UNU ELP MI NUH???
[email protected] THANK YOU VERY VERY VERY
MUCH.
Grandma2 i believe Simmy help yu over 2 weeks ago but you never came back. please note as we do not answer personal mail with recipes, it will be posted on the Bulletin Board.
Simmy G2, dis about di 5th time mi ansa china920, shi neva cum bak.
QK Can anyone tell me how to tell if a cucumber is going to be bitter??
Pepper I can't believe you put yourself out there like this. But since this is not in GD, I think you will be safe.
JahManYah The mind boggles......
Grandma2 **cut yeye off a JaManYah..** DWL
QK Simple things for simple minds!
JahManYah fram experiance mi fine, wen di girls dem cut dem eyez afta dis ole-bwoy yah, it doan alwayz mean dem hate EyEman, more often dan not, dem lub mi to deat'. QK: Did I ever tell anyone on the board I was a rocket scientist?
QK JahManYah, I was talking about MY mind.
JahManYah I humbly beg your pardon. Did you know, you could put slices of cucumber over your eyes as a beauty treatment.. Mi naaah chaage yuh fi dat advise. Dat info appli ef yuh is a ooman.
QK Will it get rid of the bags I carry around under mi yeyes??
Dr. Bones Forget the cukes for the bags under your eyes. It doesn't matter if you carry bags under your eyes as long as you have a pair of cute shoes to match w/ them.
QK Dr. Bones, these aren't purses, they're luggage!! Mi is nat young. But mi did cyarry dese bags fram when mi bawn. Mi whole famly di sed ting. Ah well mi learn fi live wid dem noh.
JahManYah Waah gwaan yassoh? Oonoo nuh badda taaak bout mi caaz fi skin tick an mi shoalda braaad. Mi aalsoh big an hugly pan tap ah dat. Laaad ha massy pan mi, mi bad mined sah!
QK ***fannin mi self***
Dem a fass set a people yuh knoh!
JahManYah Mi ope dat yuh gat wan ah dem electric fan an nat de ole time tings dem. Demma aard wuck!
QK Di moas powaful fan mi cyan fine!
Grandma2 mi caan believe say a cu cu ba unno still a chat bout.
QK JahManYa and I are having a PRIVATE discussion about cucumbers G2.
JahManYah Tanks a million.. Yuh save mi life!! Yuh iz ah good one.. Wat eva yuh do noh tell Granma2 eidah.
QK Har is di president of di FCA yuh knoh.....
JahManYah President of di FCA. Wat eva dat poose iz, dat iz gud reezn fi nat tellin har.
QK JMY, mi nat so sure wha FCA stan fa, but di F mean Fass.... Is like Big Breda or di CIA.
Mi tink she kip file pon all a wi and wi runnins. TeaOoman di VP, lawd dat ooman see everyting!! Mi tink Simmy is di Mole....
Simmy **bway shi gats dat all wrang, dwl**
**mi a jus tan yah watch dis yah ride**
Carry on........waaaaiiiiiii.
BaggaBoo LAAAD MI GAD!! Ah wah mi get mi self inna? Yuh reely mean dat very nice lady Gm2 iz dat powerful an faas az well? Mi tink mi betta creep roun har an mek frenz. Aarite bout wah de 'F' stan fe faas, noh badda tell me weh di 'C' an di 'A' stan fah No, no, Mi doan tink Simmy iz ah mole, shi too nice fi dat Creep, creep. Bwoy, mi neally wear out mi knee-pads wid aaall dis creepin!
Simmy Mi did a tell unoo lang time an mi a tell unoo wance again, hiff unoo nuh knoh wat fca tan fah den unoo is nat ready fi di fca, lawd gad unoo eaize haad. waaaaaiiiiiiiiii.
**a wispa**
**((baggaboo)) wapen, lang time no see, yu figit sittin doah, don't. BOAL****
Grandma2 dats wah de AC stand fah BaggaBoo, Fass an able to Apprehend Culprits DWL
yu brute yu like we wouldnt find yu out DWL
IrieDawta are we still talkin about food? DWL !
Grandma2 nuh Baggaboo deh bout de place a cause trouble DWL
JahmanYah Ah wha mi ah get mi self inna now.
I can not believe what I am seeing here.. Can someone tell me I need to have my eyes tested.
Grandma2 JaManYah who would think from dis likle statement,
The mind boggles come fort all dis, DWL
china920 Lawd still nobody to send me the reicpies? I'm longing to get them please nu mek mi beg. email me (subject yard recipies) to [email protected] AH THANK UNU MUCH!!!!!
Grandma2 i believe Simmy help yu over 2 weeks ago but you never came back. please note as we do not answer personal mail with recipes, it will be posted on the Bulletin Board.
Simmy
TiffyTaffy Mi ha fi mi nex requess...... **Dat ooman Simmy betta nuh badda try ignore mi, ar else mi ahgo falla har up and dung boardlane.**
Mi need ah good recipe fi jerk shrimp. Mi wan mek it pon Chewsday fi mi chree fren dem. Beg unu help mi nuh.
Leonie just rub some jerk seasoning pan dem and put them in the oven- jerk shrimps to go.
TiffyTaffy Tell yuh di trut, mi figga sey ah sitten like so, but jess in case de two ah dem have sprecial recipe. All up till now, ah yuh one ah hansa mi :kissteet:
Dat ooman Simmy is hiding fram mi cawse shi knoa sey mi did ah come back.
Simmy Missus ToffyTaffy, Ms. Leonie was right eno, see 2 recipes yah so, den dem nuh sey di sed ting shi a sey?
Mi a place mi arda fram noh, please to send mi wan dozen wen yu cook ei.
**bout mi a hide fram yu mi dah like do dat but yu da find mi anyways.**
TiffyTaffy Lawd, ow yuh love treat mi so? Is aarite, tenks fi di recipe, mi wih si if mi cyah fine mi way an sen yuh some. Uhm, btw, yuh tink yuh cyah gimmi ah good side dish fi mek wid dem?
Simmy A woo yu a wrench up yu face pan an a roll yu yeye dem afta, den mi nuh gi yu di recipe, chooo, cyaan please sum ppl eno.
Mek up yu face rite TuffyTiffy, an gwaan cook di swimps so mi can get fi mi, dwl. See sittin nice yah, mek dis an yu cyaan miss.
TiffyTaffy Ohh my! Fancy! mi haffi mek ie now.
How much ppl will di shrimp dish and couscous dish serve? Mi having four (including mi) an mi wan likkle leffova fi de nex day lunch.
**Shi bound fi trace mi now, since mi have so much kwestions.**
Simmy ~~LOL~~TuffyTiffy, wat yu did jink dis mawnin, mi sey mi a dwl.
TiffyTaffy Ah soso tea an cawfee mi jrink, so mi belly well empty an mi ah jess tink bout soso food.
china920 Lawd still nobody to send me the reicpies? I'm longing to get them please nu mek mi beg. email me (subject yard recipies) to [email protected] AH THANK UNU MUCH!!!!!
Grandma2 i believe Simmy help yu over 2 weeks ago but you never came back. please note as we do not answer personal mail with recipes, it will be posted on the Bulletin Board. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Simmy
IrieDawta are we still talkin about food? DWL !
To be kantinued..................
A day een di life a Ackee an Saltfish.
**(Disclaimer: If yu name nuh een yah, noh worry, wi will ketch yu nex time.)** [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Dis is all een fun ppl, suh noh bodda get bringle**
**Wi lef aff weh Ms. Jazz tun ova di kitchen toh Grandma2 an Simmy.**
Grandma2 DWL, mek a siddung an ress mi bones, DWL, Simmy, pour cup a caffee fi mi noh, DWL.
Simmy Yes, G2, di wuk haad, see caffee yah, ress yuself yes.
**Lawks, nuff ppl een yah**
**di two a dem cack fi dem eaize saika nuff labrish a gwaan**
Jackie Have you ever been invited over for dinner and after eating, you just waa undo yuh pants waist, sprawl out yuh foot dem, slide dung likkle eena de chair an gi yuh belly a likkle rub???
churchgirl A know eggsackly weh yuh mean Jackie. But mi hear seh a sinting weh wi gi yuh bad shape. Sinting guh suh dowe?
Leonie Jackie a so yu craven, nyam till yu uncomfortable?
Jackie bite me!!! A gwan like yuh neva dweet to...
china920 LONG TIME I BEEN BEGGING FI RECIPIES AND NO RESPONSE PLEEEEEEEEASE any body have the recipie for suey mein, jackass corn, and real peppa shrimp like them sell downtown king Street. email it to me? How do you cook Bammy Port Royal or Milk River style????? UNU ELP MI NUH???
[email protected] THANK YOU VERY VERY VERY
MUCH.
Grandma2 i believe Simmy help yu over 2 weeks ago but you never came back. please note as we do not answer personal mail with recipes, it will be posted on the Bulletin Board.
TiffyTaffy Yuh knoh wat happens wen yu bored? yuh nyame everyting in site. Beg unu likkle sitten fi busy mi teet dem. Mi bored an tiyad an of course, hungry. Un fix mi up sitten nuh.
Simmy Lawd, di ooman hav lang belly, see yu food yah, wile yu at it, cool aff yu teet dem wit dis yah jink toh.
TiffyTaffy Yuh halways come chru.
BTW, an nuh badda farm fool ah mi, learn mi ow fi cook ackee an saltfish please.
Simmy LOL, TiffyTaffy, mi haffi run go sumweh rite nung but mi will be sure fi dweet wen mi cum bak, jus hol tite dawlin.
TiffyTaffy **Siddung wid mi plate ah food an wait fi Simmy come back. Ope shi nuh tink sey mi ahgo wait lang, cawse wen di food done mi gwan. Mi wih come back fi more doah.**
Grandma2 wah happin sweetness (((Tiffy))) mi did deh pon likle holidays yu nuh knoh,so mi dis come bak girl. mi all still feel tired still DWL.
anyway mi nuh name Simmy,but see a link ya,wen she come she will teach yu first han,seen.
Simmy **run een outta breat**
So ToffyTaffy, G2 gi yu di link fi how fi cook ackee an saltfish, anyting else more yu need fi knoh? Mi dey bout if yu need mi.
**afta mi nuh bleve shi cyaan cook ei, shi jus wan gimmi wuk fi do, dwl**
TiffyTaffy Simmy, nuh mek mi tek bak mi chat bout yuh enoah. ** :lang kissteet: Wey shi nuh jess gimmi di lesson as appose to wanda wedda ar nat mi cyah actually cook ie. Brite.**
If mi learn ie, den mi cyah mek ie, so nuh mek mi get bringle.
Jess teach mi an tap mek fun ah mi nuh.
Simmy *sigh* arite see di lesson yah. Mi will cum to dinna (ar brekfass) wen yu mek it so mi can taste test it fi yu.
TiffyTaffy Tenks! **Lawd, shi mek mi go chru dis wole heap a chrobble fi di likkle lesson.**
Ctry Simmy, u cyaan teach dis lilli gal some cooking in we fine art style, she cyaan even call de pot dem by dem right name.
TiffyTaffy as fi yuh, kirrout cawse yuh naah get nun ah mi food.
Simmy **mumble to self**
**ungrateful chile**
(((ctry))) nuh pay har no mine eno, gwaan help yuhself to sum food, afta shi cyaan nyam aff di wola it. At leas mi nuh tink so, LOL.
TiffyTaffy Dass wah yuh tink.
Simmy Lawd, ah so yu craben? Waaaiiiiii!!ctry, yu mite be rite bout har aftarall. **faint** DWL
china920 LONG TIME I BEEN BEGGING FI RECIPIES AND NO RESPONSE PLEEEEEEEEASE any body have the recipie for suey mein, jackass corn, and real peppa shrimp like them sell downtown king Street. email it to me? How do you cook Bammy Port Royal or Milk River style????? UNU ELP MI NUH???
[email protected] THANK YOU VERY VERY VERY
MUCH.
Grandma2 i believe Simmy help yu over 2 weeks ago but you never came back. please note as we do not answer personal mail with recipes, it will be posted on the Bulletin Board.
Simmy G2, dis about di 5th time mi ansa china920, shi neva cum bak.
QK Can anyone tell me how to tell if a cucumber is going to be bitter??
Pepper I can't believe you put yourself out there like this. But since this is not in GD, I think you will be safe.
JahManYah The mind boggles......
Grandma2 **cut yeye off a JaManYah..** DWL
QK Simple things for simple minds!
JahManYah fram experiance mi fine, wen di girls dem cut dem eyez afta dis ole-bwoy yah, it doan alwayz mean dem hate EyEman, more often dan not, dem lub mi to deat'. QK: Did I ever tell anyone on the board I was a rocket scientist?
QK JahManYah, I was talking about MY mind.
JahManYah I humbly beg your pardon. Did you know, you could put slices of cucumber over your eyes as a beauty treatment.. Mi naaah chaage yuh fi dat advise. Dat info appli ef yuh is a ooman.
QK Will it get rid of the bags I carry around under mi yeyes??
Dr. Bones Forget the cukes for the bags under your eyes. It doesn't matter if you carry bags under your eyes as long as you have a pair of cute shoes to match w/ them.
QK Dr. Bones, these aren't purses, they're luggage!! Mi is nat young. But mi did cyarry dese bags fram when mi bawn. Mi whole famly di sed ting. Ah well mi learn fi live wid dem noh.
JahManYah Waah gwaan yassoh? Oonoo nuh badda taaak bout mi caaz fi skin tick an mi shoalda braaad. Mi aalsoh big an hugly pan tap ah dat. Laaad ha massy pan mi, mi bad mined sah!
QK ***fannin mi self***
Dem a fass set a people yuh knoh!
JahManYah Mi ope dat yuh gat wan ah dem electric fan an nat de ole time tings dem. Demma aard wuck!
QK Di moas powaful fan mi cyan fine!
Grandma2 mi caan believe say a cu cu ba unno still a chat bout.
QK JahManYa and I are having a PRIVATE discussion about cucumbers G2.
JahManYah Tanks a million.. Yuh save mi life!! Yuh iz ah good one.. Wat eva yuh do noh tell Granma2 eidah.
QK Har is di president of di FCA yuh knoh.....
JahManYah President of di FCA. Wat eva dat poose iz, dat iz gud reezn fi nat tellin har.
QK JMY, mi nat so sure wha FCA stan fa, but di F mean Fass.... Is like Big Breda or di CIA.
Mi tink she kip file pon all a wi and wi runnins. TeaOoman di VP, lawd dat ooman see everyting!! Mi tink Simmy is di Mole....
Simmy **bway shi gats dat all wrang, dwl**
**mi a jus tan yah watch dis yah ride**
Carry on........waaaaiiiiiii.
BaggaBoo LAAAD MI GAD!! Ah wah mi get mi self inna? Yuh reely mean dat very nice lady Gm2 iz dat powerful an faas az well? Mi tink mi betta creep roun har an mek frenz. Aarite bout wah de 'F' stan fe faas, noh badda tell me weh di 'C' an di 'A' stan fah No, no, Mi doan tink Simmy iz ah mole, shi too nice fi dat Creep, creep. Bwoy, mi neally wear out mi knee-pads wid aaall dis creepin!
Simmy Mi did a tell unoo lang time an mi a tell unoo wance again, hiff unoo nuh knoh wat fca tan fah den unoo is nat ready fi di fca, lawd gad unoo eaize haad. waaaaaiiiiiiiiii.
**a wispa**
**((baggaboo)) wapen, lang time no see, yu figit sittin doah, don't. BOAL****
Grandma2 dats wah de AC stand fah BaggaBoo, Fass an able to Apprehend Culprits DWL
yu brute yu like we wouldnt find yu out DWL
IrieDawta are we still talkin about food? DWL !
Grandma2 nuh Baggaboo deh bout de place a cause trouble DWL
JahmanYah Ah wha mi ah get mi self inna now.
I can not believe what I am seeing here.. Can someone tell me I need to have my eyes tested. Grandma2 JaManYah who would think from dis likle statement,
The mind boggles come fort all dis, DWL
china920 Lawd still nobody to send me the reicpies? I'm longing to get them please nu mek mi beg. email me (subject yard recipies) to [email protected] AH THANK UNU MUCH!!!!!
Grandma2 i believe Simmy help yu over 2 weeks ago but you never came back. please note as we do not answer personal mail with recipes, it will be posted on the Bulletin Board.
Simmy
TiffyTaffy Mi ha fi mi nex requess...... **Dat ooman Simmy betta nuh badda try ignore mi, ar else mi ahgo falla har up and dung boardlane.**
Mi need ah good recipe fi jerk shrimp. Mi wan mek it pon Chewsday fi mi chree fren dem. Beg unu help mi nuh.
Leonie just rub some jerk seasoning pan dem and put them in the oven- jerk shrimps to go.
TiffyTaffy Tell yuh di trut, mi figga sey ah sitten like so, but jess in case de two ah dem have sprecial recipe. All up till now, ah yuh one ah hansa mi :kissteet:
Dat ooman Simmy is hiding fram mi cawse shi knoa sey mi did ah come back.
Simmy Missus ToffyTaffy, Ms. Leonie was right eno, see 2 recipes yah so, den dem nuh sey di sed ting shi a sey?
Mi a place mi arda fram noh, please to send mi wan dozen wen yu cook ei.
**bout mi a hide fram yu mi dah like do dat but yu da find mi anyways.**
TiffyTaffy Lawd, ow yuh love treat mi so? Is aarite, tenks fi di recipe, mi wih si if mi cyah fine mi way an sen yuh some. Uhm, btw, yuh tink yuh cyah gimmi ah good side dish fi mek wid dem?
Simmy A woo yu a wrench up yu face pan an a roll yu yeye dem afta, den mi nuh gi yu di recipe, chooo, cyaan please sum ppl eno.
Mek up yu face rite TuffyTiffy, an gwaan cook di swimps so mi can get fi mi, dwl. See sittin nice yah, mek dis an yu cyaan miss.
TiffyTaffy Ohh my! Fancy! mi haffi mek ie now.
How much ppl will di shrimp dish and couscous dish serve? Mi having four (including mi) an mi wan likkle leffova fi de nex day lunch.
**Shi bound fi trace mi now, since mi have so much kwestions.**
Simmy ~~LOL~~TuffyTiffy, wat yu did jink dis mawnin, mi sey mi a dwl.
TiffyTaffy Ah soso tea an cawfee mi jrink, so mi belly well empty an mi ah jess tink bout soso food.
china920 Lawd still nobody to send me the reicpies? I'm longing to get them please nu mek mi beg. email me (subject yard recipies) to [email protected] AH THANK UNU MUCH!!!!!
Grandma2 i believe Simmy help yu over 2 weeks ago but you never came back. please note as we do not answer personal mail with recipes, it will be posted on the Bulletin Board. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Simmy
IrieDawta are we still talkin about food? DWL !
To be kantinued..................
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