Tweet
Ladies and Gentlekindmen: its bashment time again...and we are all getting ready fe board de bus fe go a bashment a Ensom yaad a Florida...
fuss ting fuss, nuh badda even mention NUTTEN bout we music, dat a suh de driver caan concentrate betta, juss bear ie, unu soon come off,
during de journey, we may encounta unexpected turbulences, suh G2 and R+ since as unu is kinna fragile, unu try hold de front seat dem....
Our driva Maas Brukky, is an experience driva an will mek sure di axle an wheel nuh bruk aff like de laas time, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
But juss in case we tun over or drop inna pothole, please do not climb troo di window like BigBooie, and dont pay unu fare......
Jackie, nuh bodda ask me bout seat belts, we nuh know wha name suh..wen di bus a tun di carna dem, beg unu hole de bess way unu can, Dis bus is capable of driving pon 2 wheels aroun all carnas and bends. as fe Chickie please dont bawl out like de last time, "Lawd Jesas mi dead now" and frighten de ress a passengers.
wi ask dat our seating passengers Elsie May, Mtngal, Suesumba, Tecky, Kingy, Nuetral, Jahlive, JamBrit, QK, Ackeegirl be considerate of de standing passengers, Capital, Rebel, Fern, Yaadie, Babydoll, Churchgirl, MoniQ, Simmy, Chitown, Dahjah, Ochigal if de buss a tek a carna and dem drap inna u lap, nu badda bawl out "Hay tinking bway, come off a mi rastafari lap nuh!" ...Dat may cause serious injuries and ***** selling by de yaad, suh unu please to be considerate,
On exiting de bus, please don't expect di bus to come to a full stap....Wi asking dat you hop off a di bus step skillfully...if unu drap an lan pon unu batty an bruk sinting, Ruff Rides nuh response!
wi stap any which part wi waan fi stap; at every yardgate - all inna de miggle road wi stap. One ting dis bus nuh stap fi police (dem too teef)....in case of an unexpected police chase, di driva will be forced to increase the bus' normal speed which is 100 to over all 160 miles per owa. Yu will be instructed to hole on tight an shet unu mout!
Incase dis bus is hijacked by terrorist Bimmy or him accomplice Pepper hole dem down and murda dem to rastafari.
With dat said, Tank unu for choosing di iriest Ruff Rider pon di route.....enjoy the ride.
DRIVA - PRESS OUT!
fuss ting fuss, nuh badda even mention NUTTEN bout we music, dat a suh de driver caan concentrate betta, juss bear ie, unu soon come off,
during de journey, we may encounta unexpected turbulences, suh G2 and R+ since as unu is kinna fragile, unu try hold de front seat dem....
Our driva Maas Brukky, is an experience driva an will mek sure di axle an wheel nuh bruk aff like de laas time, [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
But juss in case we tun over or drop inna pothole, please do not climb troo di window like BigBooie, and dont pay unu fare......
Jackie, nuh bodda ask me bout seat belts, we nuh know wha name suh..wen di bus a tun di carna dem, beg unu hole de bess way unu can, Dis bus is capable of driving pon 2 wheels aroun all carnas and bends. as fe Chickie please dont bawl out like de last time, "Lawd Jesas mi dead now" and frighten de ress a passengers.
wi ask dat our seating passengers Elsie May, Mtngal, Suesumba, Tecky, Kingy, Nuetral, Jahlive, JamBrit, QK, Ackeegirl be considerate of de standing passengers, Capital, Rebel, Fern, Yaadie, Babydoll, Churchgirl, MoniQ, Simmy, Chitown, Dahjah, Ochigal if de buss a tek a carna and dem drap inna u lap, nu badda bawl out "Hay tinking bway, come off a mi rastafari lap nuh!" ...Dat may cause serious injuries and ***** selling by de yaad, suh unu please to be considerate,
On exiting de bus, please don't expect di bus to come to a full stap....Wi asking dat you hop off a di bus step skillfully...if unu drap an lan pon unu batty an bruk sinting, Ruff Rides nuh response!
wi stap any which part wi waan fi stap; at every yardgate - all inna de miggle road wi stap. One ting dis bus nuh stap fi police (dem too teef)....in case of an unexpected police chase, di driva will be forced to increase the bus' normal speed which is 100 to over all 160 miles per owa. Yu will be instructed to hole on tight an shet unu mout!
Incase dis bus is hijacked by terrorist Bimmy or him accomplice Pepper hole dem down and murda dem to rastafari.
With dat said, Tank unu for choosing di iriest Ruff Rider pon di route.....enjoy the ride.
DRIVA - PRESS OUT!
Ef unu happen fi ketch di bus unu be prepared to pay one nex fare an nuhbadda grumble bout yuh pay aaready ar ow di driva teif, cawse everbaddy knoa sey nuhbadday nuh more tief dan di two ah unu. 
Comment