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These are the writings of the Coodehties as seen by a fly on the wall
And it came to pass in the days when Mountaingal prepared herself to walk the Boston marathon, that Bim and Jahlive were seen flinging rackstone and ratten breadfruit afta GD quarters and all di madaraytas dere in. It turns out that after X-Man found out that Jahlive was a part of the alleged break-in at G2’s shop, he relieved Jahlive & his partner in crime, Bim, of their GD duties. They both took this to heart and decided to stone GD with a vengeance. From car batteries to bicycle rims to Jazz’s stew peas pot, they made a mess of the yaad…This upset R+ who decided to moon them in return. Bim & Jahlive are now on the run.
In the meantime, AG was seen kicking up rumpous in G2’s shop trying to bake bully beef patties…She was advised by G2 & Wahalla to use Vinegar & Olive Oil as salad dressing on top a di patties dem…Britisha was seen fulling up her Crystal Lenox Ice Bucket with Wahalla’s homemade dressing.
Everyone pondered as to why neutral was so quiet however, it was later revealed that he was busy catching up on his reading on the newly published Jamaican books:
1. ten ways to kick a hungry mangy dawg, 2. how to trace without using same words twice 3. a history of the gold teeth, 4. ten ways to fold a sweat rag, 5. The Art of Running a Hand Cart while talking on your cell phone, 6. Rockstone and bakkle flinging,.. the lost art
H.O. was spotted in the Caribbean Connection trying to sell an Island in the US Virgin Islands while desperately trying to sound Bajan, Jamaican & Trinidadian in the same sentence.
Some terrible noise was heard coming from the Music studio a few chains dung di road. It turns out that there was a stage show and performers such as Ashanti, Keith Sweat, Kelly Osbourne and J-Lo were the main artistes. They were met by a lot of boos and American Idols judges Jazz, Boundbrook & Miss Powell all gave the artistes thumbs downs.
It is reported that blueingreen is hiding out from Serena Williams hoping she wont find him in a dark alley - while Kingy & remo have taken particular interests to Serena’s bumpa and chestal areas respectively.
Folks in F&R were seen racking their brains trying to find out who humiliated David’s soldiers by shaving a half of their beards and cutting their clothes up to the buttocks.
It has been reported to be bitter cold in Canada and as a result all Canadians are planning to move to South Florida.
SandiF was seen flying past Coodeh heading towards Kingston harbor with a mad man in hot pursuit afta her...Guardy has also given chase to the mad man
It has also been reported by Nunya that Ctry is as pregnant as Kiwi is.
These have been the writings of the Coodehites as seen by a fly on the wall
BLESS
And it came to pass in the days when Mountaingal prepared herself to walk the Boston marathon, that Bim and Jahlive were seen flinging rackstone and ratten breadfruit afta GD quarters and all di madaraytas dere in. It turns out that after X-Man found out that Jahlive was a part of the alleged break-in at G2’s shop, he relieved Jahlive & his partner in crime, Bim, of their GD duties. They both took this to heart and decided to stone GD with a vengeance. From car batteries to bicycle rims to Jazz’s stew peas pot, they made a mess of the yaad…This upset R+ who decided to moon them in return. Bim & Jahlive are now on the run.
In the meantime, AG was seen kicking up rumpous in G2’s shop trying to bake bully beef patties…She was advised by G2 & Wahalla to use Vinegar & Olive Oil as salad dressing on top a di patties dem…Britisha was seen fulling up her Crystal Lenox Ice Bucket with Wahalla’s homemade dressing.
Everyone pondered as to why neutral was so quiet however, it was later revealed that he was busy catching up on his reading on the newly published Jamaican books:
1. ten ways to kick a hungry mangy dawg, 2. how to trace without using same words twice 3. a history of the gold teeth, 4. ten ways to fold a sweat rag, 5. The Art of Running a Hand Cart while talking on your cell phone, 6. Rockstone and bakkle flinging,.. the lost art
H.O. was spotted in the Caribbean Connection trying to sell an Island in the US Virgin Islands while desperately trying to sound Bajan, Jamaican & Trinidadian in the same sentence.
Some terrible noise was heard coming from the Music studio a few chains dung di road. It turns out that there was a stage show and performers such as Ashanti, Keith Sweat, Kelly Osbourne and J-Lo were the main artistes. They were met by a lot of boos and American Idols judges Jazz, Boundbrook & Miss Powell all gave the artistes thumbs downs.
It is reported that blueingreen is hiding out from Serena Williams hoping she wont find him in a dark alley - while Kingy & remo have taken particular interests to Serena’s bumpa and chestal areas respectively.
Folks in F&R were seen racking their brains trying to find out who humiliated David’s soldiers by shaving a half of their beards and cutting their clothes up to the buttocks.
It has been reported to be bitter cold in Canada and as a result all Canadians are planning to move to South Florida.
SandiF was seen flying past Coodeh heading towards Kingston harbor with a mad man in hot pursuit afta her...Guardy has also given chase to the mad man
It has also been reported by Nunya that Ctry is as pregnant as Kiwi is.
These have been the writings of the Coodehites as seen by a fly on the wall
BLESS
Ctry!!!!! I thought I told you to leave that milkman alone 
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