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MS POWELL: waaaaiiiieeee, unu nuh hear me dying trail yaa now.., true me nuh have nuh pickney me naa go get back nuh income tax rebate.., dats is nat right.., RichieD, u nuh waan cum help out a sista man.., cha**wink, wink**
RICHD: a caaa u nuh know how laaang me a wait.., cum..,
KIA027: DWL.., Yes chile a true true ting....Bush a give back de ppl dem $400 for each pickney whe did get claim pon dem parents income tax return...
but…, if your income is between 10 & 26K you naaaa get none…..den u nuh know say him nuh like low incomers.., tan deh.., Yes sir..,
FERN: so wait deh, if mi earn 25k and have 2 pickney, mi naw get back nuttn. but if mi mek 40+ mi wi get back…dat no sound right, Kia, u too lie.., nutten nuh go suh?
VENN: a true Fern.., a suh me hear too, him naa lie dis time.,
BANDI: a how unu juss a gwaanie gwaanie suh, cho.., Chicketta cum yaa me dahlin, whey u bex up wid me fah dahlin.., wha me duh u…
CHICKETTA: nuff tings., like dis and dat and di odda.., nufff nuff tings.., **bex up har face**
BANDI: Mi did dun pallajize bout de odda one areddi man cho, and me naw tek noh blame fi dis, an mi noh know nutten bout dat! So tan deh wid u bex up face, u fayva Ctry granny donkey.., ~~waaiiieeee~~~
TUFF GONG: come yaa Bandi.., here is u chance bowy fe look at half naked girls.., which one u like ***a show him de newspaper wid de beautie contestants dem inna it***
REBEL: **skin up har face*** bwoy a mek fe Canada's one look like one horse suh…, cho, dem always a pick ugly oomen fe represent we….
BORICUA PAPI: unu call dat ugly.., juss ge me a saddle deh fe pony up ms Canada.., and me gone clear..,
(HannaH) **kissteeth** Sweeetsopp., u waan we play room fe rent again,
SWEETSOP: HannaH galang a u bed yaa..,
SISTA D: unu hear yaaa.., Pfizer Corp announced today, that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form…dat mean say…, it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. ~~~~waaaaiiiieeeeeee~~~~ me dedding..,
BANDI: a chooo.., larks, me cyan wait.., ***BIGG GRIN***
BORICUA PAPI: Baxide! Mi try a fspeak patwah….a pick up sum werds fram here an der….but me still nuh too sure bout e.., de odder day me call me gal "mawga gyal" and de ooman bax mi ears…, wha me fe duh.., cho
REGGAE LUVER: a fool de gal fool, caa it gives me chills when a man talks to me in patois
BANDI: RL me gween definitely call u later.., **wink, wink**
SWEETSOP: hi darling dear BANDI...mi puttus pie...mi sugga plum./..mi umpie umpie umkin the apple of my eye...mi honey bunch how u doing mi cuppy cake gum drops smookums pookums
INFERNO: whaat a gwaan peeps.., Lyric tell me fe come down yaa.., she say unu nice and ting.., so me juss a hail up all a de idrens dem.., seen..,
AG: beg u tell dat likkle mawga foot wretch say she have wuk down yaa fe duh.., a whey she gone dis lang time., **bex**
LIKKLE KAY: hail up deh Inferno.., den Lyric never tell u say u need a visa fuss..,
INFERNO: greetings and thanx littlekay.. But Jah is my tour guide and me need no stamps to go where me a go.., xeen,
JAM DIAMOND: Yagga Yow. Whappend deh INFERNO?! Glad yuh rope een bout de place….welcome me sister..,
LADY Z: a feel fe dress up inna one nice ball room dress, unu cant plan one nice ja.com ball man, cho
CAPPY: den cum we plan go e nuh., but me waan ongly me and u inna de ball enuh.., u down wid dat..,
LADY Z: ***blinking rapidly*** Cappy, me nuh bout dat enuh.., u looks like chrubble..,
BROWNSUGGA: waaaiiiiieeeee, I are screwed…, waaiieee, mi nuh ha nuh frack fi me graduation tomorrow, and every blinking store weh mi guh and see sinting me like.., dem doan hab mi size....... waaaaiiiieeeee, weh mi fi duh
EXILE PRINCESS: BS, a wha de size or de style.,
B-SUGGA: de size.., chroo me suh sumall, it hard fe find me size.,
CHAMPIANGAL: u shudda go a AJ wright, Marshalls, TJ Maxx caaa a pure sumall size me always see in deh.., :bex:
EXILE PRINCESS: wish u luck yaa B/Sugga.., but me have odder problems.., u ever get pay yet aan it dun b4 it reach de bank….mi jus realise seh a mont en, an all a de bill dem haffe pay, Mi money dun to faaat.., waaiiiiiieeeeeeee
JA DREAMING: cho, dat a regular ting fe me.,
VENN: u know wha me waan know.., Yuh know how we J'cans wi sey wi caan stan nayga ppl? or how wi call wi one anedda nayga?.....is it di same as someone using the American N word?
PEPPER: me nuh like dem deh word at all, suh me nuh use dem..,
CTRY: me wuss Pepper, me nuh like da wud deh, or de B wud eedda.., yuckkkk
WENDY: all me waan know is, when di blastid Spring an Summa season ago start…..
Di whole a mi sleeveless blouse an sandals dem bex wid mi cause dem a sufficate ina di closet ..cho, a wha de MaryJane a gwaan wid da wedder yaa, cho..,
MS POWELL: Wendy….please tell mi wen yuh sleeveless blouse an tinking sandals dem get parole..dat way mi cyaan put awn mi gas mask…and all Flarida people kindly stay outta dis cause I doan waan bax dung noh baddy tidey
WENDY: yes man galang den nuh, go put on ur gas mask, so dem can tink yuh gat SARS an quarintine yuh baxide
JA DREAMING: dats why me a leff dis baxside colee place and go a Florida
WENDY: JADreaming ..yuh gat space ina pick up truck can pick mi affa I-95?? A wan scandal bag mi have..dats all….
JA DREAMING: yes man, me have plenty rooms.., afterall me have de dogs dem sedated.., a juss hope dem nuh wake up and see u.,
MAGIC: tun up de a/c, bwoy sun hat outta door today sah.., mek a go back under me palm tree yaaaa, see unu’s **biggg grin***
JA DREAMING: unu see how Magic wicked.., ~~~waaaiiiieeeee~~~
WENDY: Magic, u lucky enuh.., caa a juss last night me pramise nat to cuss anymore badwod yuhnoh ..so mi ago ole mi tongue an noh tell yuh bout yuh baxide…
JAM BRIT: since as a Florida me live, me naa say a ting bout dat.., but mek me ask unu., anybody see ms powell bout de place.., me dream bout har lass nite…,
LADY Z: wha u a duh a dream bout Ms Powell., so tell we wha de dream bout nuh..,
SHANDY: unu musse name Joseph to raacum, caaa me nuh dream.,
MS POWELL: see me here Jammy, wha u dream say we did a doogoo doogoo.., ***bigg grin***
JAM BRIT: no man, behave nuh man.., nutten like dat…, me dream say me find one husband fe u, and when me introduce unu, unu juss tek awf arms in arms suh.., and u juss a sumile.., **grining***
MS POWELL: me jess hope dat deh dream deh walk trait.., caa me waiting..,
WENDY: me is learning to be very well spoken politically.., unu waan hear..,
1. Im is nat a WANGA GUT - Im Just CONSUME FOOD RATIONS EXCESSIVELY.
2. Im is nat a WUKLIS NEIGA – Im just EXCEPTIONALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.
3. Im is nat a BLASTID TIEF – Im Jus ENJOYS OTHER PEOPLE BELONGINGS
4. Im not a BRUCK PACKET – Im jus RECENTLY LIQUIDATED ALL HIS ASSETS.
5. Im is nat a DRUNKARD – im jus REALITY IMPAIRED
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT A JAMAICAN WOMAN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. Har GUT nat BIG – Shi jus DEVELOP A LARGE STORAGE FACILITY.
2. Shi nat a $2 HOE – Shi jus ACCESSIBLE AT YOUR CONVENIENCE AT A DISCOUNT PRICE.
3. Shi is nat MAAGA AN CRANKY – Her BODY EXPANSION IS SEVERLY RETARDED.
4. Shi is nat A CHATTA BAX – Shi is jus a COMMUNITY SPOKESPERSON.
5. Shi is nat BLACK LIKE TAR – Shi jus OVERLY BAKED.
UG: Cacafaat Wendy.., a who tell u dem lie deh..,
CHICKIE: a nuh lie nutten.., unu never know.., a nuh BIG DI BWOY head BIG him juss well endowed wid nuff brain mass
and me is nat LANG ME BELLY LANG I just have a passion for food.., so dere.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
CHICKIE: an NUH LIE DI BWOY LIE its a struggle he has in differentiating what is from what is NOT
UG: me tink yuh suffa fram CHATTA BAX…., suh a suppose u gween tell me say u is suffering from verbal diarrhoea
QK: ohh suh a SKETTEL, is juss say she MORALLY CHALLENGED.., a get it now..,
J-Kid: ohhh me get it now too.., suh a noh dunce di bway dunce, him just Educationally deficient and challenged…and is not say de gal ugly like monkey backside, shi juss ah suffa from ah condition known as severe appearance deficit disorder!
WENDY: ~~~~waaiiieeee~~~~ me never know dem deh.., cacafaat.., u live and lear een..,
EVANOVITCH: me happy, me happy, me happy.., me is either expecting or it soon bawn.., mi always hear dis bird a mawning time outside mi bedroom window and yesiday when mi a wata mi plant dem mi notice seh one bird nest de rite a di window...she jus a siddung deh everytime a look, so she eider deh pon eggs or she a lay dem...unu know say a good sign dat..and good vibes... mi is expecting di ja.com people fi sen baby gifts ....mi doan know how many gwine to come out but mi know is more dan one..,
BANDI: guwhey a freeness u a look..,
LEONIE: come on Bandi, u never hear dem have shower fe bird yet.., cho.., come yaa mek me plan dis shower.., we haffe register at Buds R Us.., chatbout..,
CHICKIE: talking bout bud.., anybody see Capitall..,
CAPITALL: Chicketta mek u tongue suh red..,
CHICKIE: u nuh waan some.., **wink**
RICHD: a caaa u nuh know how laaang me a wait.., cum..,
KIA027: DWL.., Yes chile a true true ting....Bush a give back de ppl dem $400 for each pickney whe did get claim pon dem parents income tax return...
but…, if your income is between 10 & 26K you naaaa get none…..den u nuh know say him nuh like low incomers.., tan deh.., Yes sir..,
FERN: so wait deh, if mi earn 25k and have 2 pickney, mi naw get back nuttn. but if mi mek 40+ mi wi get back…dat no sound right, Kia, u too lie.., nutten nuh go suh?
VENN: a true Fern.., a suh me hear too, him naa lie dis time.,
BANDI: a how unu juss a gwaanie gwaanie suh, cho.., Chicketta cum yaa me dahlin, whey u bex up wid me fah dahlin.., wha me duh u…
CHICKETTA: nuff tings., like dis and dat and di odda.., nufff nuff tings.., **bex up har face**
BANDI: Mi did dun pallajize bout de odda one areddi man cho, and me naw tek noh blame fi dis, an mi noh know nutten bout dat! So tan deh wid u bex up face, u fayva Ctry granny donkey.., ~~waaiiieeee~~~
TUFF GONG: come yaa Bandi.., here is u chance bowy fe look at half naked girls.., which one u like ***a show him de newspaper wid de beautie contestants dem inna it***
REBEL: **skin up har face*** bwoy a mek fe Canada's one look like one horse suh…, cho, dem always a pick ugly oomen fe represent we….
BORICUA PAPI: unu call dat ugly.., juss ge me a saddle deh fe pony up ms Canada.., and me gone clear..,
(HannaH) **kissteeth** Sweeetsopp., u waan we play room fe rent again,
SWEETSOP: HannaH galang a u bed yaa..,
SISTA D: unu hear yaaa.., Pfizer Corp announced today, that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form…dat mean say…, it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. ~~~~waaaaiiiieeeeeee~~~~ me dedding..,
BANDI: a chooo.., larks, me cyan wait.., ***BIGG GRIN***
BORICUA PAPI: Baxide! Mi try a fspeak patwah….a pick up sum werds fram here an der….but me still nuh too sure bout e.., de odder day me call me gal "mawga gyal" and de ooman bax mi ears…, wha me fe duh.., cho
REGGAE LUVER: a fool de gal fool, caa it gives me chills when a man talks to me in patois
BANDI: RL me gween definitely call u later.., **wink, wink**
SWEETSOP: hi darling dear BANDI...mi puttus pie...mi sugga plum./..mi umpie umpie umkin the apple of my eye...mi honey bunch how u doing mi cuppy cake gum drops smookums pookums
INFERNO: whaat a gwaan peeps.., Lyric tell me fe come down yaa.., she say unu nice and ting.., so me juss a hail up all a de idrens dem.., seen..,
AG: beg u tell dat likkle mawga foot wretch say she have wuk down yaa fe duh.., a whey she gone dis lang time., **bex**
LIKKLE KAY: hail up deh Inferno.., den Lyric never tell u say u need a visa fuss..,
INFERNO: greetings and thanx littlekay.. But Jah is my tour guide and me need no stamps to go where me a go.., xeen,
JAM DIAMOND: Yagga Yow. Whappend deh INFERNO?! Glad yuh rope een bout de place….welcome me sister..,
LADY Z: a feel fe dress up inna one nice ball room dress, unu cant plan one nice ja.com ball man, cho
CAPPY: den cum we plan go e nuh., but me waan ongly me and u inna de ball enuh.., u down wid dat..,
LADY Z: ***blinking rapidly*** Cappy, me nuh bout dat enuh.., u looks like chrubble..,
BROWNSUGGA: waaaiiiiieeeee, I are screwed…, waaiieee, mi nuh ha nuh frack fi me graduation tomorrow, and every blinking store weh mi guh and see sinting me like.., dem doan hab mi size....... waaaaiiiieeeee, weh mi fi duh
EXILE PRINCESS: BS, a wha de size or de style.,
B-SUGGA: de size.., chroo me suh sumall, it hard fe find me size.,
CHAMPIANGAL: u shudda go a AJ wright, Marshalls, TJ Maxx caaa a pure sumall size me always see in deh.., :bex:
EXILE PRINCESS: wish u luck yaa B/Sugga.., but me have odder problems.., u ever get pay yet aan it dun b4 it reach de bank….mi jus realise seh a mont en, an all a de bill dem haffe pay, Mi money dun to faaat.., waaiiiiiieeeeeeee
JA DREAMING: cho, dat a regular ting fe me.,
VENN: u know wha me waan know.., Yuh know how we J'cans wi sey wi caan stan nayga ppl? or how wi call wi one anedda nayga?.....is it di same as someone using the American N word?
PEPPER: me nuh like dem deh word at all, suh me nuh use dem..,
CTRY: me wuss Pepper, me nuh like da wud deh, or de B wud eedda.., yuckkkk
WENDY: all me waan know is, when di blastid Spring an Summa season ago start…..
Di whole a mi sleeveless blouse an sandals dem bex wid mi cause dem a sufficate ina di closet ..cho, a wha de MaryJane a gwaan wid da wedder yaa, cho..,
MS POWELL: Wendy….please tell mi wen yuh sleeveless blouse an tinking sandals dem get parole..dat way mi cyaan put awn mi gas mask…and all Flarida people kindly stay outta dis cause I doan waan bax dung noh baddy tidey
WENDY: yes man galang den nuh, go put on ur gas mask, so dem can tink yuh gat SARS an quarintine yuh baxide
JA DREAMING: dats why me a leff dis baxside colee place and go a Florida
WENDY: JADreaming ..yuh gat space ina pick up truck can pick mi affa I-95?? A wan scandal bag mi have..dats all….
JA DREAMING: yes man, me have plenty rooms.., afterall me have de dogs dem sedated.., a juss hope dem nuh wake up and see u.,
MAGIC: tun up de a/c, bwoy sun hat outta door today sah.., mek a go back under me palm tree yaaaa, see unu’s **biggg grin***
JA DREAMING: unu see how Magic wicked.., ~~~waaaiiiieeeee~~~
WENDY: Magic, u lucky enuh.., caa a juss last night me pramise nat to cuss anymore badwod yuhnoh ..so mi ago ole mi tongue an noh tell yuh bout yuh baxide…
JAM BRIT: since as a Florida me live, me naa say a ting bout dat.., but mek me ask unu., anybody see ms powell bout de place.., me dream bout har lass nite…,
LADY Z: wha u a duh a dream bout Ms Powell., so tell we wha de dream bout nuh..,
SHANDY: unu musse name Joseph to raacum, caaa me nuh dream.,
MS POWELL: see me here Jammy, wha u dream say we did a doogoo doogoo.., ***bigg grin***
JAM BRIT: no man, behave nuh man.., nutten like dat…, me dream say me find one husband fe u, and when me introduce unu, unu juss tek awf arms in arms suh.., and u juss a sumile.., **grining***
MS POWELL: me jess hope dat deh dream deh walk trait.., caa me waiting..,
WENDY: me is learning to be very well spoken politically.., unu waan hear..,
1. Im is nat a WANGA GUT - Im Just CONSUME FOOD RATIONS EXCESSIVELY.
2. Im is nat a WUKLIS NEIGA – Im just EXCEPTIONALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.
3. Im is nat a BLASTID TIEF – Im Jus ENJOYS OTHER PEOPLE BELONGINGS
4. Im not a BRUCK PACKET – Im jus RECENTLY LIQUIDATED ALL HIS ASSETS.
5. Im is nat a DRUNKARD – im jus REALITY IMPAIRED
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT A JAMAICAN WOMAN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. Har GUT nat BIG – Shi jus DEVELOP A LARGE STORAGE FACILITY.
2. Shi nat a $2 HOE – Shi jus ACCESSIBLE AT YOUR CONVENIENCE AT A DISCOUNT PRICE.
3. Shi is nat MAAGA AN CRANKY – Her BODY EXPANSION IS SEVERLY RETARDED.
4. Shi is nat A CHATTA BAX – Shi is jus a COMMUNITY SPOKESPERSON.
5. Shi is nat BLACK LIKE TAR – Shi jus OVERLY BAKED.
UG: Cacafaat Wendy.., a who tell u dem lie deh..,
CHICKIE: a nuh lie nutten.., unu never know.., a nuh BIG DI BWOY head BIG him juss well endowed wid nuff brain mass
and me is nat LANG ME BELLY LANG I just have a passion for food.., so dere.., [img]/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
CHICKIE: an NUH LIE DI BWOY LIE its a struggle he has in differentiating what is from what is NOT
UG: me tink yuh suffa fram CHATTA BAX…., suh a suppose u gween tell me say u is suffering from verbal diarrhoea
QK: ohh suh a SKETTEL, is juss say she MORALLY CHALLENGED.., a get it now..,
J-Kid: ohhh me get it now too.., suh a noh dunce di bway dunce, him just Educationally deficient and challenged…and is not say de gal ugly like monkey backside, shi juss ah suffa from ah condition known as severe appearance deficit disorder!
WENDY: ~~~~waaiiieeee~~~~ me never know dem deh.., cacafaat.., u live and lear een..,
EVANOVITCH: me happy, me happy, me happy.., me is either expecting or it soon bawn.., mi always hear dis bird a mawning time outside mi bedroom window and yesiday when mi a wata mi plant dem mi notice seh one bird nest de rite a di window...she jus a siddung deh everytime a look, so she eider deh pon eggs or she a lay dem...unu know say a good sign dat..and good vibes... mi is expecting di ja.com people fi sen baby gifts ....mi doan know how many gwine to come out but mi know is more dan one..,
BANDI: guwhey a freeness u a look..,
LEONIE: come on Bandi, u never hear dem have shower fe bird yet.., cho.., come yaa mek me plan dis shower.., we haffe register at Buds R Us.., chatbout..,
CHICKIE: talking bout bud.., anybody see Capitall..,
CAPITALL: Chicketta mek u tongue suh red..,
CHICKIE: u nuh waan some.., **wink**
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