Suss! Mi have likkle sintin fi tell oonu

**Reggaeluver** · 10-11-2003, 02:05 PM

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**Nunya** · 10-11-2003, 02:07 PM

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Ooh I like dis! hurrup! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

**Shefreen Clarke** · 10-11-2003, 02:13 PM

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**Lacy** · 10-11-2003, 02:29 PM

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BoundBrook: Mi deh yah. **hiccup - BURP**

Then woman can hardly stand and I can’t believe BB would be sooo drunk, sooo early in the evening, so I ask her; ‘Whattagwaan?’

King dahjah takes one look at the inebriated BB and

(mi deh yah tuh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70365-flirt.gif[/img] mi too lazy an tiyad fe guh hennyweh (soh dem a come teh mi) Lawx.. mi jus wake up an mi soon guh a mi bed mi tink [img]/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )

But before King dahjah can make his move, QK rushes in and gives him a big hugup.

QK: ‘Lang time mi nuh see yuh!! **gi dahjah batty likkle squeeze** Mi goin a mi bed ... wan come wid mi noh? Mi pramise fi be gentle.. less yuh awks mi different.

I see King dahjah’s leg and foot just a flappin as he leans into QK’s amply bosom;

King dahjah: yes ((((QK)))) but mi still a wait fe de shap fe call mi an seh de ting fix… **look pon im watch** should be hennytime now… soh pls tuh be likkle more genkla den lass time

QK: Lawd a massy!! mi bruk ie lass time??? Mi nevah knoh sah!! But doan tink yuh gwine sen mi di bill...

mi wan ie in good wukkin awdah

With that QK flipped her frock tail and galang up the stairs. Presumably to her OWN bed as well… but again, I didn’t follow.. so I can’t say for sure. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Watching QK climb the stairs King dahjah sighs; membah weh shabba seh it cyaan dunn, well ee cyaan bruk before moving over to BoundBrook and giving her a big hugup.

King dahjah:’cum an getee babes’

BB smiles and then hiccups… followed by a loud BURP… as she slides her hand into dahjah’s back pocket and grabs one quick squeeze…

… to be continued.

**Lacy** · 10-11-2003, 03:42 PM

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I don’t know… the party must have been getting too loud

because before I knew what was happening… a rotten mango barely misses my head.

I look over to the other side of the room and see King dahjah leading a staggering BB over to one of the corner booths, whispering in her ear…

King dahjah:mi cum jink wid yuh

And then I spy Sweetssop standing in the doorway to the stairs giving me the evil eye. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] I hold up my bokkle a whites and ask if she wants a drink… but then find myself ducking quick.. as another mango comes sailing by.

I stick out my tongue… she gimmi di miggle finga - dis gwaan same way til mi turn di music dung soh

Anyway… while sweets is ramping wid mi - there’s a big commotion at the door as rebel comes in - dressed like Ronald McDonald, leading a troop of rag-tag kids

rebel: Anyone want to take my place tomorrow? I'm offering up a fun filled afternoon with 7- 8 year olds - if somebody would just P-L-E-A-S-E take over as Ronald McDonald. I have been doing this gig for 16 years…. and I don’t even LIKE hamburgers.

I contemplate rebel’s offer. Ummmm… happy meals for life. Then ask her where she got all the kids. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

rebel: They were prizes at 4 weeks of Saturday kids birthday parties.. the last one, Isla won at a laser tag party. Although I'm about ready to put a damper on Isla's social life… do you know how expensive happy meals are for 4?

I decide to pass on the MickeyD‘s thing. The kids are cute, but Ronald’s wig just won’t do.

Rebel desperately looks around the place.. sees HO asleep at the table and King dahjah and BB lackup soh inna carna…. **sigh** BB I do envy you - my weekend is not looking like so much fun anymore.

Psyching herself up for this adventure, she gives it one last try….

rebel: Any takers? Anyone? Please lord someone save me? Nooooo? Last chance to take my place, going going going.......

… before she galang wid her troop, out di door.

I watch rebel, in her floppy shoes and orange hair until they pass the gate and then I am [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Good Luck, dear. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] , but out of the corner of my eye - I spy BB and King dahjah trying to sneak up stairs together.

I follow the two down the dark hallway and see BB slip into King dahjah’s room. I tip toe over to the door and lean in on it soh and mi can hear voices…

King dahjah: lawx dis feel good sah

I press my ear to the door… and mussa leaned too hard, because it suddenly flies open!

**raise eyebrows pon BB/King dahjah lackup soh inna bed**

The pair quickly flip the covers up over their heads… lek mi doan si dem hennyway and I hear whispering between themselves, before one finally realizes… I’m still standing there.

King dahjah: mi tink yuh did gawn

I see BB slap dahjah a good lick to his head and the sheet slides down to their necks. Pressing her lips together tightly, she cuts yeye dem pon him and pulls the sheet off the bed, wrapping it around her naked body. Leaving dahjah to grab the 2 small pillows, arranging them haphazardly across his tings.

BB walks casually over to the door and gives me a wink, before shoving me back out into the hall and firmly closing the door behind her.

A moment later… I hear the dead-bolt lock. **raise eyebrows and kinteet**

The End!

**Ochigal** · 10-11-2003, 06:06 PM

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BOAL!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Lacy...ya see how de odda women were soooooo jealous of my frock. And guess wha....me have it in RED too

Moosh Moosh likkle dawta did design it fe me...de gurl have talent ya see! She's gonna be a fashun designer when she grow big.
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You forgot to mention how I got to de party though...LIbby did drop me off in her limo. Libby get big ya see...she turn all TV star and everything now. Thankfully she hasnt forgot those of us who helped her get there.

Before me did reach that party I was at one nex one dat Brukky did throw...and PEOPle...you shoulda seen Classy a trow harself at de poor man. Try tell Brucky she nuh married and alla dat...CAN YOU IMAGINE!

Den me hear say dat Nunya have one likkle son dat turn poet and have all de ooman SWOOOON ova him...so Classy did head over there to see what a gwan.

Bwoy whata Friday eeh?

**QK13** · 10-12-2003, 02:37 AM

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LAWD!! MI love a SUSS!!!

Tonk yuh miss Lacy!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

**Hush Darlin** · 10-12-2003, 02:52 AM

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tHis suss is a goo Saturday night laff

**Ochigal** · 10-12-2003, 03:04 AM

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Originally posted by Sweetssop:
[qb] tHis suss is a goo Saturday night laff [/qb]

Sweetssop...you did jealous of my frock bad...nuh true!

**Hush Darlin** · 10-12-2003, 03:08 AM

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Originally posted by Ochigal:
[qb]

Originally posted by Sweetssop:
[qb] tHis suss is a goo Saturday night laff [/qb]

Sweetssop...you did jealous of my frock bad...nuh true! [/qb]

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnng kissteeth....dat dey frack dey wey mek u look like dem hoochie mamma....
mi did tink sey a waan dish towel u use mek ie

**Ochigal** · 10-12-2003, 03:16 AM

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Originally posted by Sweetssop:
[qb] mi did tink sey a waan dish towel u use mek ie [/qb]

No suh...is two me did use!

**Hush Darlin** · 10-12-2003, 03:22 AM

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tap tell lie bout u did use two towels...Lacy can verify dat it was one

**H_O** · 10-12-2003, 03:44 AM

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so di whooole time mi a sleep chroo di drama?

**Hush Darlin** · 10-12-2003, 04:02 AM

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Originally posted by H.O:
[qb] so di whooole time mi a sleep chroo di drama?

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yes Babba

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