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a tory time again peeps and mi dis a tell ie jus like a how mi get ie.
Boadlane has been a bit quiet dis week dem did kinna a behave demselves.
But heer dis yah sinting yah now the madarayta wey name PEPPA did a ask a wha name peek a boo as if she nay kno sey is a game wey people play wid babies aye sah a tell you.
Laawd a massy pan mi soul mi nay kno sey Peppa a GD Cinderella yes Cinderella well akkordin to Queen she is and she was ardered fe go clen de yaawd but what mi waan fe kno if if Queen is on a de Ugly Sistas wey dahjah did a talk bout inna him ugly thread....him sey dem have people wey ugly dat if you a walk a dark night and u see dem a come if haffi dash salt and run but whne you talk to dem and you realize sey dem Perty pon de inside .
Mi sey the show wey name Pinky Link was on and mi sey some people had some fool fawt questans did fe ask u see.... Reggaeluvver she a sey she cant sleep eat werk or drink caaw she gwine pan vakashan in 3 days but the reply dat she get was a CLICK inna har eays... Tamslamoo she want to eat jamaican food but her madda cyaan cook nat even fe save har life so Miss Pinly Link sen har some giff sertifiket to go nyam a waan Jumakan restarant... Sue Sumba she want to jine speed dating fe get whole a 25 mens mi mean 25 but a wanda a wha she a go do wid so much a dem and de ting dat did hat mi is dat she cyaan pay de jining fee so she get a bogus credit kyard dat cannat be traced fe use what a prekkae mi sey she need
. Mi sey nuff people did get the CLICK or dem Numba wa blacked .
Now unno hear dis ya one caa all now mi dey a chry fe figga it out...uno kno how boardie refer to dem S/O by fe dem board name like u name Ctry and u call u S/O Mr Ctry well mi tink sey some poeple no fe dweet tek fe example de adda day mi see Sistagirl called her husband Mr Sistagirl how de heck him man and him is as Sista and a girl thats jus so wrang man....mi sey mi anily dwl when mi seet.
Mi granny did tell mi sey mi noh fe nyam fram enny and enny baddy so when Ocheeheart had har patluk a she wuk place and she nay waan hurt de people dem feelings by nat eating dem food mi did dis kindly tell har sey she fe put de food pan har plate and den kibber it up wid a nedda one and pretend dat she belly full and when she leaving on her way home the fuss garbage can she buck up pan she fe tass it in dey...mi hope she did dweet.
Po Hannah she neva get so much exacise fram she bawn more dan when de fiyah alarm go off a har werk place 3 times inna 20 mins and she haffi grab har purse and run....laawd a massy go see har a run...mi noh tink Danald Quarrie coulda ketch har ....woieeeeeeeee [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Smaddy cyaan teach de one Compry fe count mi sey de ooman ask Leonie some questians inna WWBP she ask har 18 questians and all she could a count to was 2...Fadda fren an Reedema mi neva see sinting like dat fram mi wuz bawneth.
Den here dis a troy The Blessed Lady of Zion aka BLOZ or LadyZ noh sey she scared causen sey she haffi go a court go testify against Bandi bout the goat wey him did teef fram Queen a das why mi sey unno fe see and bline and her and deaf caaw if she did pretend dat she nay see nottin she wouldnt haffi go tan up before backra Judge Portmore .....but ie look like a sey Bandi did win de case as he was seen aorund here lass nite hailing up his breddrens. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Ie look like a sey Brukky fine nexx oman cause him baby madda Chickie did a ask him why him noh tell har dat him lub har for a lang time and him neva frekkae pan har an mi tink waan nedda ooman Tecky make har to know dat he is very busy...afta she siddung and have 13 and a hlf pickneys fe him and ie look like a sey him a dish har dirt now.
Dung a G2 shap is dem same wid de usual crowd a hungry belly people soem even have the idacity fe sho up wid dem owna food but G2 blow har warning dis mawnin and sey "as of tiday no one,an mi mean no one bring any outside food or drink inna de shop" so dat mean sey dem haffi buy fe har food mi cyaan blame har at all....All the one SistahD wid har brite self show up inna de ooman shap wid har owna caffee chroo she mussi nay waan spen de few likkle dallas wid Granny
and wid dat note the shap was lacked for de day
The likkle old liad ooman wey name Ms Lye Arde Journalist has not been seen or hear of since she made a brief appearance wey day and come tell lie pon the decent boardites of Ja.com.
Jus to let unno kno sey mi noh bizniz inna people biznin but a so mi get ie and a so mi a sell ie....mi dis a pap tory and mi noh liad.
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Boadlane has been a bit quiet dis week dem did kinna a behave demselves.
But heer dis yah sinting yah now the madarayta wey name PEPPA did a ask a wha name peek a boo as if she nay kno sey is a game wey people play wid babies aye sah a tell you.
Laawd a massy pan mi soul mi nay kno sey Peppa a GD Cinderella yes Cinderella well akkordin to Queen she is and she was ardered fe go clen de yaawd but what mi waan fe kno if if Queen is on a de Ugly Sistas wey dahjah did a talk bout inna him ugly thread....him sey dem have people wey ugly dat if you a walk a dark night and u see dem a come if haffi dash salt and run but whne you talk to dem and you realize sey dem Perty pon de inside .
Mi sey the show wey name Pinky Link was on and mi sey some people had some fool fawt questans did fe ask u see.... Reggaeluvver she a sey she cant sleep eat werk or drink caaw she gwine pan vakashan in 3 days but the reply dat she get was a CLICK inna har eays... Tamslamoo she want to eat jamaican food but her madda cyaan cook nat even fe save har life so Miss Pinly Link sen har some giff sertifiket to go nyam a waan Jumakan restarant... Sue Sumba she want to jine speed dating fe get whole a 25 mens mi mean 25 but a wanda a wha she a go do wid so much a dem and de ting dat did hat mi is dat she cyaan pay de jining fee so she get a bogus credit kyard dat cannat be traced fe use what a prekkae mi sey she need
. Mi sey nuff people did get the CLICK or dem Numba wa blacked .Now unno hear dis ya one caa all now mi dey a chry fe figga it out...uno kno how boardie refer to dem S/O by fe dem board name like u name Ctry and u call u S/O Mr Ctry well mi tink sey some poeple no fe dweet tek fe example de adda day mi see Sistagirl called her husband Mr Sistagirl how de heck him man and him is as Sista and a girl thats jus so wrang man....mi sey mi anily dwl when mi seet.
Mi granny did tell mi sey mi noh fe nyam fram enny and enny baddy so when Ocheeheart had har patluk a she wuk place and she nay waan hurt de people dem feelings by nat eating dem food mi did dis kindly tell har sey she fe put de food pan har plate and den kibber it up wid a nedda one and pretend dat she belly full and when she leaving on her way home the fuss garbage can she buck up pan she fe tass it in dey...mi hope she did dweet.
Po Hannah she neva get so much exacise fram she bawn more dan when de fiyah alarm go off a har werk place 3 times inna 20 mins and she haffi grab har purse and run....laawd a massy go see har a run...mi noh tink Danald Quarrie coulda ketch har ....woieeeeeeeee [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Smaddy cyaan teach de one Compry fe count mi sey de ooman ask Leonie some questians inna WWBP she ask har 18 questians and all she could a count to was 2...Fadda fren an Reedema mi neva see sinting like dat fram mi wuz bawneth.
Den here dis a troy The Blessed Lady of Zion aka BLOZ or LadyZ noh sey she scared causen sey she haffi go a court go testify against Bandi bout the goat wey him did teef fram Queen a das why mi sey unno fe see and bline and her and deaf caaw if she did pretend dat she nay see nottin she wouldnt haffi go tan up before backra Judge Portmore .....but ie look like a sey Bandi did win de case as he was seen aorund here lass nite hailing up his breddrens. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Ie look like a sey Brukky fine nexx oman cause him baby madda Chickie did a ask him why him noh tell har dat him lub har for a lang time and him neva frekkae pan har an mi tink waan nedda ooman Tecky make har to know dat he is very busy...afta she siddung and have 13 and a hlf pickneys fe him and ie look like a sey him a dish har dirt now.
Dung a G2 shap is dem same wid de usual crowd a hungry belly people soem even have the idacity fe sho up wid dem owna food but G2 blow har warning dis mawnin and sey "as of tiday no one,an mi mean no one bring any outside food or drink inna de shop" so dat mean sey dem haffi buy fe har food mi cyaan blame har at all....All the one SistahD wid har brite self show up inna de ooman shap wid har owna caffee chroo she mussi nay waan spen de few likkle dallas wid Granny
and wid dat note the shap was lacked for de dayThe likkle old liad ooman wey name Ms Lye Arde Journalist has not been seen or hear of since she made a brief appearance wey day and come tell lie pon the decent boardites of Ja.com.
Jus to let unno kno sey mi noh bizniz inna people biznin but a so mi get ie and a so mi a sell ie....mi dis a pap tory and mi noh liad.
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