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He heayyy Turkey dun nyam and belly full and some people cyaan fit inna dem clothes...what a piece a sinting...go see how some a dem a go wuk out till nexx year. Mi sey de dry foot burry head one wey name CTRY she leff boadlane fram lass week Thursday and sey she a go staat stuff her bud and season him but wha mi waan fi kno a wey she get dat one fran if a so him tuff or a hunt she did gone hunting fe get har bud and she nay want we fi know..aye sah
But wid all dat turkey nyammings Boricua_Papi noh sey him a inventa and go invent turkey gravy flavoured soda...but mi noh kno if a baking soda or powda mi nay kno sey sittin coulda go so but a him sey it.
Sayvia Pilat me...mi sey mi likkle fren dahjah noh dream bout wann hole heap a lizzad dat him wake up inna de nite a sweep dem wey and him nay know sey wen u dream bout lizzad a smaddy fe him a breed...and all till now him noh know a which one a de ooman dem caa him ha so much. Den Ensome she hear bout all dem lizzad and start fe skreem and run dung boadlae cause she fraid a lizzad dat all her sista run cum wid broom fe kill dem fe har but den she get good news sey she pass...pass wha mi noh kno but all mi kno is dat she a go tun teecha but she betta no mek dem pickney kno sey she fraid fe lizzad cause a dead she dead if dem kno.
Kakka faawt unna neva hear sey mi Sweetssop did ha waan hanniversary last Satiday...yes mi dey yah pan boad lane ffe one full year a iggle and the sweetset paawt mi dey yah and mi nay get mi passport stam and dem neva find out till mi go dung a Cappy and Grassy yaawd go tell dem and all now dem noh even stamp mi book...so mi still dey bout.
Sacrissse Compry up a GD a flirt wid CEW and when tings get too hat dat fire start dem dash ice wata pan ie and out ie and den Compry start blame pan de feva wey she claim sey she hab.... love mussi in de air... eehem...hope dem noh fling bakkle affa mi :love:
Den hear dis a tory de one Neutral a one piece a hat stuff dat two ooman want fe fite ova him dung a Dear K yaawd...but smaddy did kno sey him have dem significant odda a yaawd so dem keep pinting it out so de fite stap right dey so BRAP... so because a dat Neurty a look fe online obeah ooman so him can put some Abracadabra or halla Kazaam so him can put ie pon de chatta boxes dem. Unno kno de teefing bway wey name Bandi de one wey teef cow dung a kuntry well him tell him sey if get waa quaat a whites and a game cock him wi dweet fe him but den all a sudden MarieK she put awn head wrap and BRAPS tun inna obeah ooman but all Neutral do wid was gi har a feel up...woieeeeeeeeeeee...so much for being a obeah oman.
Bag juice suck suck. neaseberry, sweetsop. bulla and pear...baggie and brief, bingo bag sling shat wedgie batty rida unno cum buy SALE SALE.... unno stap feel up feel up mi sinting dem....buy one get two free...dem soff but a noh spwile ie spiwle...tek unno dutty han affa mi sinting dem...go wey if unno nah buy nottin....that was Miss Portmore a shub har hankyart dung boadlane and a sell evryting unda mass gad sun...fran a bawn fram mi madda mi neva see so much sinting pon a han kart and next ting mi kno noh LadyZ a identify waan bingo bag and waan brassaire dat was white in de beginning but ie ha diffrant colla sey a fe har...all G2 run out a har shap fe come buy sinting but she dun kno sey if she did stack har shap wid henny a dem dey ting she would a loose customas.
Hear yah now Sue Sumba noh put harself pan ignore and live fe come talk and mi sey go see how nuff a unno go chry ie too...woieeeeeeeeeeee and den ie sey you are tryin to put youself pon ignore but that cannot be dun
Den mi dear fellow igglers hear dis a yah now... Mutty the Return ha waan ole piece a jillappy wey him sey is a cyar and him put aawn some ole rusty sinting and sey a rims and sey dat dem werth more dan im car,,,anyting can go so...de ole sittn cant even go 5 miles and hour even de dankey wey Leonie a go tek fram New Yark go dung a Flarida faster dan the ole patty pan. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Unno did kno sey England full a mad people right..well Englan Girl dis prove it and admit sey she mad fe chroo cause she sey "I take bottle top and go to put it on the paper cup then realise that I should be holding the bottle as well.
Yesterday evening I took ND's mug of hot chocolate to put in the fridge instead of taking the tin milk to put in the fridge.
Tried putting the electric kettle in the oven and spent time wondering why it wouldn't fit (should have been the baking tray)."... dose are fe har own werds so a noh lime mi dey tell pan har.
So unno couldnt did tell me dat Bandi get rich dat him coulda gi up one a him jab...yes im is nat fadarayta fe GD hennymore...him teef so much cow dat him can do bdiiout one a him incum and mi hear sey him a teef puss and dawg now so unno betta lack up unno pets or dem wi disappear... mek him tan dey de IRS soom re assess him like how Revenue Canada a re access dahjah ...see all like a how dahjah a ha weird dreams dat ie wake him up and him go bak asleep and kantinue wid de same dream.
laawks mi ha fe tell unno dis before mi go as dis jus cum in hat affa de press J-Kid was able to stop watching for Canadians for de day as him sey him was going to cook today as his watchman jab tek up so much a him time and him dont get to cook anymore...go see belly wey run like a judgement day caaa mi sure sey if dat dey man try fe bwile water him will put the wata on the outside a de pat...mi noh kno how him dweet.....but a so mi get mi a geet to unno
mi dis a pa tory and mi is no liad
Peace
But wid all dat turkey nyammings Boricua_Papi noh sey him a inventa and go invent turkey gravy flavoured soda...but mi noh kno if a baking soda or powda mi nay kno sey sittin coulda go so but a him sey it.
Sayvia Pilat me...mi sey mi likkle fren dahjah noh dream bout wann hole heap a lizzad dat him wake up inna de nite a sweep dem wey and him nay know sey wen u dream bout lizzad a smaddy fe him a breed...and all till now him noh know a which one a de ooman dem caa him ha so much. Den Ensome she hear bout all dem lizzad and start fe skreem and run dung boadlae cause she fraid a lizzad dat all her sista run cum wid broom fe kill dem fe har but den she get good news sey she pass...pass wha mi noh kno but all mi kno is dat she a go tun teecha but she betta no mek dem pickney kno sey she fraid fe lizzad cause a dead she dead if dem kno.
Kakka faawt unna neva hear sey mi Sweetssop did ha waan hanniversary last Satiday...yes mi dey yah pan boad lane ffe one full year a iggle and the sweetset paawt mi dey yah and mi nay get mi passport stam and dem neva find out till mi go dung a Cappy and Grassy yaawd go tell dem and all now dem noh even stamp mi book...so mi still dey bout.
Sacrissse Compry up a GD a flirt wid CEW and when tings get too hat dat fire start dem dash ice wata pan ie and out ie and den Compry start blame pan de feva wey she claim sey she hab.... love mussi in de air... eehem...hope dem noh fling bakkle affa mi :love:
Den hear dis a tory de one Neutral a one piece a hat stuff dat two ooman want fe fite ova him dung a Dear K yaawd...but smaddy did kno sey him have dem significant odda a yaawd so dem keep pinting it out so de fite stap right dey so BRAP... so because a dat Neurty a look fe online obeah ooman so him can put some Abracadabra or halla Kazaam so him can put ie pon de chatta boxes dem. Unno kno de teefing bway wey name Bandi de one wey teef cow dung a kuntry well him tell him sey if get waa quaat a whites and a game cock him wi dweet fe him but den all a sudden MarieK she put awn head wrap and BRAPS tun inna obeah ooman but all Neutral do wid was gi har a feel up...woieeeeeeeeeeee...so much for being a obeah oman.
Bag juice suck suck. neaseberry, sweetsop. bulla and pear...baggie and brief, bingo bag sling shat wedgie batty rida unno cum buy SALE SALE.... unno stap feel up feel up mi sinting dem....buy one get two free...dem soff but a noh spwile ie spiwle...tek unno dutty han affa mi sinting dem...go wey if unno nah buy nottin....that was Miss Portmore a shub har hankyart dung boadlane and a sell evryting unda mass gad sun...fran a bawn fram mi madda mi neva see so much sinting pon a han kart and next ting mi kno noh LadyZ a identify waan bingo bag and waan brassaire dat was white in de beginning but ie ha diffrant colla sey a fe har...all G2 run out a har shap fe come buy sinting but she dun kno sey if she did stack har shap wid henny a dem dey ting she would a loose customas.
Hear yah now Sue Sumba noh put harself pan ignore and live fe come talk and mi sey go see how nuff a unno go chry ie too...woieeeeeeeeeeee and den ie sey you are tryin to put youself pon ignore but that cannot be dun
Den mi dear fellow igglers hear dis a yah now... Mutty the Return ha waan ole piece a jillappy wey him sey is a cyar and him put aawn some ole rusty sinting and sey a rims and sey dat dem werth more dan im car,,,anyting can go so...de ole sittn cant even go 5 miles and hour even de dankey wey Leonie a go tek fram New Yark go dung a Flarida faster dan the ole patty pan. [img]/forums/images/graemlins/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
Unno did kno sey England full a mad people right..well Englan Girl dis prove it and admit sey she mad fe chroo cause she sey "I take bottle top and go to put it on the paper cup then realise that I should be holding the bottle as well.
Yesterday evening I took ND's mug of hot chocolate to put in the fridge instead of taking the tin milk to put in the fridge.
Tried putting the electric kettle in the oven and spent time wondering why it wouldn't fit (should have been the baking tray)."... dose are fe har own werds so a noh lime mi dey tell pan har.
So unno couldnt did tell me dat Bandi get rich dat him coulda gi up one a him jab...yes im is nat fadarayta fe GD hennymore...him teef so much cow dat him can do bdiiout one a him incum and mi hear sey him a teef puss and dawg now so unno betta lack up unno pets or dem wi disappear... mek him tan dey de IRS soom re assess him like how Revenue Canada a re access dahjah ...see all like a how dahjah a ha weird dreams dat ie wake him up and him go bak asleep and kantinue wid de same dream.
laawks mi ha fe tell unno dis before mi go as dis jus cum in hat affa de press J-Kid was able to stop watching for Canadians for de day as him sey him was going to cook today as his watchman jab tek up so much a him time and him dont get to cook anymore...go see belly wey run like a judgement day caaa mi sure sey if dat dey man try fe bwile water him will put the wata on the outside a de pat...mi noh kno how him dweet.....but a so mi get mi a geet to unno
mi dis a pa tory and mi is no liad
Peace
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