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Yes mi is bak wid more tory again peeps....unu lissen good~~~
Fuss mi muss sey tenk Gad dat the boawd is hup an runnin again cause mi kno sey a nuff people did out deh.., a get cole feets, all cold sweat a wash dem so.., ie all reach de pint wey mi hear sey Evanovitch a go sue bossman.., she come wid a breed a demands fe him agreee to, u wudden believe.., all a mr blacktill himshine.., larks, poo bossman.,
den what a piece a sinting wid Briggie HOunu neeen hear.., him nuh leff him yaawd an go out and cum bak expeck fe fine dinna share out an puddung pon table a wait pan him, ongle fe fine out sey ie put wey ina fridge and de pat dem tun dung, den him a chat sey bout him waan 3some, yikes.., an mi kno sey some a unno a wanda if him cyaan manage a 1some...aye sah..,
den unu know say Granny, gone pon vacation.., and what a shame and disgrace dung a de ooman shap.., imagine de buck farrid Loops tink sey she coulda manage de shap wid har bright self, and go open ie, wid all dem craben people wey a go want brekfuss, lunch, snack and dinner.....well mi sey mi hear sey she did a serve egg out a bax (mi did tink sey egg come in a shell) yes mi luv, bax.., but ie neva go dung too well.., like unno dun kno sey smaddy a go a laaf ie to scarn..., den no body else a go waan try ie.., Den ie look like smaddy go tip off Simmy and she come in an ie look like a sey she neva kno wha fe do
but luckily Samo (mi noh kno a who name so) save de day cause he had some real food fe serve de people dem...Mi pray to Gad dat no baddy mek de mistake and mek Granma know wha did happen when she gane..., me sarry fe dem..,
den my friend naa tell me say wha day she inna mawkit and hear one heap a laafing.., guess a wha.., u memba Nunya de cack high batty gal whey deh wid maas wha him name again, memba de bredda who did have 1foot, and use to rooks off nuff ooman down de lane.., she same one, me hear dis whole heap a laafing and ppl a hold up dem self caa dem nuh waan peepee up dem self.., when me go look, dem say me juss miss it.., dem say de gal Nunya musse deh pon diet.., **rolleyes** and guess wha, har sweat pants nuh drap off mah.., and u know dat gal did dun tell we say a 4baggy she have and she wash once a week, so fe 3day she nuh wear baggy.., so u can imagine de crowd whey gadder round har.., me say weeks after me hear say dem still a laff.., a nuh joke or lie me a tell u, it guh suh.., **eek***
de next ting now.., mi hear sey it was Ocheeheart birthday memba har.., she have casss yeye., but dem lub har same way.., anyway unno kno sey wishes a go fly and she all go get few prezents and ting, but memba maas harry teefing gal, Ochigal a chat bout she figget sey a noh fe har birthday and go teef wey de ooman presents dem,
...but mi she nay get too far wid dem caaw Ochigal did a watch har.., one kuff inna her headback she get, she hurry up and gi back de presents dem.., me shame fe maas harry u see, such a nice man, a musse har modder she tek it from.., sad..,
anyway.., ms ting nuh finally show up!!! Narjah she nuh come and mek her grand appearance, but me nuh see har again from wha day.., good riddance..,
guess who me hear tun Daddy.., nuh Biggaview yes chile, him tun big time Daddy...a wanda if him kno sey him nah go be able fe sleep a full night as Me did dun waan him, and tell dat him betta sharpen him lass.
so wait deh., ie look like a sey Sistagirl a go wey pon a rosemantic weekend cause she wann fe kno wey fe tek wid har and mi sey dem tell de deestent ooman all kind a tings wey she fe tek wid har fram jerc chicken to candle to matches and de matches was nat fe the purpose of ligting the cangle but a fe odda uses. me naa say nutten else
den guess who juss braps een so pon we, nuh mass Bim and fuss ting Tuf Stuff ge 'im is 2 bax, den next nuh Bandi a mek sure him ask him fe de 50 dallas wey him owe him from de year a naught.., but de olee luv up big man Ctry a musse she one did glad fe see him, she a gi him nottin but hugs but a faas she did wan faas.., caaw she did waan ask him fe him buck farrid teefin fren and mi mind a tell mi sey a muss Jahlive she a chat bout..., u did know say him teef.., me neen know..,
den mi sey fe ie Chickie one deh, Brukky, Ctry, and Tecky me nuh hear dem a chat inna some code or de odder, caaa dem deh deh a chat long, but dem naa call no name.., but whoeve it be ongle dem chree musse kno a who.., ***kissteeth***
cacabloosum., nuh de odder day me hear too say Chickiemusse did trabel go england musse bout some how much years ago, but smaddy no hear har inna market a spok.., u waan hear har.., bout how ahhmmm she spoke good, and sick and tired of ppl like Venn, Yom, and MoniQ, are spoking to her badly.., me say a never laaf so hard inna me life.., so hear de one Brukup too nuh, bout a so him like de farrin chick dem, caa dem knows how to does it to him, me say coooyaaa.., who never go a farrin a bat.., dem fayva donkey under shadey.., **kissteeth**
den guess who me go buck up pon inna karanashun mawkit, nuh de buff teeth MarieK and guess wha.., de ooman has grown anedda teeth and de numa dey a 4 nung....kiss me granny.., bwoy she sloooooo wid the teeding ting deh een, fe such a big girl or she mussi a wear false teeth and can ongle afford fe put dem in one one...~~~waaaiiieeee~~~~
den unu never hear nutten lakka disyaaa, if a never one ting, me **** up meself.., u nuh hear say ASPCA finally come fe ketch de mad puss wey did a go kill Night Nurse and dem had to run leff the puss caaw de puss naily kill dem too..., DWL, mi tink me hear smaddy sey dem all run leff dem drawz a de puss yaawd...., now exactly dat go, i dont know.., as mi sey mi noh biznin inna people bizini but a so mi get ie a so mi sell iie...mi dis a pap tory an mi is nat no liad, unu dun know..,
Fuss mi muss sey tenk Gad dat the boawd is hup an runnin again cause mi kno sey a nuff people did out deh.., a get cole feets, all cold sweat a wash dem so.., ie all reach de pint wey mi hear sey Evanovitch a go sue bossman.., she come wid a breed a demands fe him agreee to, u wudden believe.., all a mr blacktill himshine.., larks, poo bossman.,
den what a piece a sinting wid Briggie HOunu neeen hear.., him nuh leff him yaawd an go out and cum bak expeck fe fine dinna share out an puddung pon table a wait pan him, ongle fe fine out sey ie put wey ina fridge and de pat dem tun dung, den him a chat sey bout him waan 3some, yikes.., an mi kno sey some a unno a wanda if him cyaan manage a 1some...aye sah..,
den unu know say Granny, gone pon vacation.., and what a shame and disgrace dung a de ooman shap.., imagine de buck farrid Loops tink sey she coulda manage de shap wid har bright self, and go open ie, wid all dem craben people wey a go want brekfuss, lunch, snack and dinner.....well mi sey mi hear sey she did a serve egg out a bax (mi did tink sey egg come in a shell) yes mi luv, bax.., but ie neva go dung too well.., like unno dun kno sey smaddy a go a laaf ie to scarn..., den no body else a go waan try ie.., Den ie look like smaddy go tip off Simmy and she come in an ie look like a sey she neva kno wha fe do
but luckily Samo (mi noh kno a who name so) save de day cause he had some real food fe serve de people dem...Mi pray to Gad dat no baddy mek de mistake and mek Granma know wha did happen when she gane..., me sarry fe dem..,
den my friend naa tell me say wha day she inna mawkit and hear one heap a laafing.., guess a wha.., u memba Nunya de cack high batty gal whey deh wid maas wha him name again, memba de bredda who did have 1foot, and use to rooks off nuff ooman down de lane.., she same one, me hear dis whole heap a laafing and ppl a hold up dem self caa dem nuh waan peepee up dem self.., when me go look, dem say me juss miss it.., dem say de gal Nunya musse deh pon diet.., **rolleyes** and guess wha, har sweat pants nuh drap off mah.., and u know dat gal did dun tell we say a 4baggy she have and she wash once a week, so fe 3day she nuh wear baggy.., so u can imagine de crowd whey gadder round har.., me say weeks after me hear say dem still a laff.., a nuh joke or lie me a tell u, it guh suh.., **eek***
de next ting now.., mi hear sey it was Ocheeheart birthday memba har.., she have casss yeye., but dem lub har same way.., anyway unno kno sey wishes a go fly and she all go get few prezents and ting, but memba maas harry teefing gal, Ochigal a chat bout she figget sey a noh fe har birthday and go teef wey de ooman presents dem,
...but mi she nay get too far wid dem caaw Ochigal did a watch har.., one kuff inna her headback she get, she hurry up and gi back de presents dem.., me shame fe maas harry u see, such a nice man, a musse har modder she tek it from.., sad..,
anyway.., ms ting nuh finally show up!!! Narjah she nuh come and mek her grand appearance, but me nuh see har again from wha day.., good riddance..,
guess who me hear tun Daddy.., nuh Biggaview yes chile, him tun big time Daddy...a wanda if him kno sey him nah go be able fe sleep a full night as Me did dun waan him, and tell dat him betta sharpen him lass.
so wait deh., ie look like a sey Sistagirl a go wey pon a rosemantic weekend cause she wann fe kno wey fe tek wid har and mi sey dem tell de deestent ooman all kind a tings wey she fe tek wid har fram jerc chicken to candle to matches and de matches was nat fe the purpose of ligting the cangle but a fe odda uses. me naa say nutten else
den guess who juss braps een so pon we, nuh mass Bim and fuss ting Tuf Stuff ge 'im is 2 bax, den next nuh Bandi a mek sure him ask him fe de 50 dallas wey him owe him from de year a naught.., but de olee luv up big man Ctry a musse she one did glad fe see him, she a gi him nottin but hugs but a faas she did wan faas.., caaw she did waan ask him fe him buck farrid teefin fren and mi mind a tell mi sey a muss Jahlive she a chat bout..., u did know say him teef.., me neen know..,
den mi sey fe ie Chickie one deh, Brukky, Ctry, and Tecky me nuh hear dem a chat inna some code or de odder, caaa dem deh deh a chat long, but dem naa call no name.., but whoeve it be ongle dem chree musse kno a who.., ***kissteeth***
cacabloosum., nuh de odder day me hear too say Chickiemusse did trabel go england musse bout some how much years ago, but smaddy no hear har inna market a spok.., u waan hear har.., bout how ahhmmm she spoke good, and sick and tired of ppl like Venn, Yom, and MoniQ, are spoking to her badly.., me say a never laaf so hard inna me life.., so hear de one Brukup too nuh, bout a so him like de farrin chick dem, caa dem knows how to does it to him, me say coooyaaa.., who never go a farrin a bat.., dem fayva donkey under shadey.., **kissteeth**
den guess who me go buck up pon inna karanashun mawkit, nuh de buff teeth MarieK and guess wha.., de ooman has grown anedda teeth and de numa dey a 4 nung....kiss me granny.., bwoy she sloooooo wid the teeding ting deh een, fe such a big girl or she mussi a wear false teeth and can ongle afford fe put dem in one one...~~~waaaiiieeee~~~~
den unu never hear nutten lakka disyaaa, if a never one ting, me **** up meself.., u nuh hear say ASPCA finally come fe ketch de mad puss wey did a go kill Night Nurse and dem had to run leff the puss caaw de puss naily kill dem too..., DWL, mi tink me hear smaddy sey dem all run leff dem drawz a de puss yaawd...., now exactly dat go, i dont know.., as mi sey mi noh biznin inna people bizini but a so mi get ie a so mi sell iie...mi dis a pap tory an mi is nat no liad, unu dun know..,
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