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This is my first attempt at writing a suss. I am able to post just an installment cause mi have adda tings fi do! 
Setting: To raise money for Ja.com's upkeep, the boardites decide to meet in Canada and have a fundraising soccer game.
England Posse
MissMention: Lawd, mi affi go ring smaddy fi tek care a mi picnkey caw mi a go a Canada go play football and I's gots to go shapping!!!
Ukblacklady: Lawd mi love, I would love to come too you know, but somebody has to stay here incase dat dyam bwoy convince mi dawta fi do di lambada!
Neutral: Lambada? Smaddy say lambada? Oi say, did sumaddy say lambada???
Ukblacklady: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
Neutral:...because when I put awn my ledda pance, my mesh ganzie wid mi matching ledda vest an my roach killa - WHA??!!! NOBADY cyaa wine like me!!! Werd??!!! **he says and turns in expectation, his hand raised to give a high five to Ukblacklady.**
Ukblacklady: Jus move fram mi! A people like yuh mek mi jus waa tek mi dawta an lack har up eena de attic! Bou wine!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Carl68ou1 (afta mi no knoa a which pawt im deh): Ah my sista, hear mi now! Jus low di dawta man! Whateva a go happen, a go happen, so gwan hol yuh cawna. Plus, yuh can gwan flex wid neutry man. Yeah man! Look, im might ongle have chree teet to de side, but if yuh opn im mout an look dunga back deh, yuh wi si say im have one nedda stub dung deh!
**Ukblacklady begins to eye Neutral with interest. MissMention heads out shopping.**
U.S Posse
Ctry: Lawd mi love di boad bad bad eno, but dem really expeck mi fi kick ball fi suppoat ie? Look pan mi foot dem how dem maaga??? Mi cyaa hawdly walk good much less fi kick ball! *kissteet*
Chickie: Yuh tink a yuh one??? Likkle moas dem neahly neva let me chroo customs - bout mi foot dem look like national emergency!!!
Miss Powell: A dat dem say to yuh? But dem bright eeh??? If a didda mi, a woulda shat im two bax, mi weave woulda flip!
Queen: Speaking of weave, girl, your hair is looking gooood! Yuh like how mine look? Mi deh up all night a do dis ting eno! A hope mi no drap asleep pan di field!
Championgal: So wha? oonuu nuh si mi? Wha bou fimi ead? Oonuu like how mi have de likkle bit a red roun yah so, an de green roun deh so? Eeh? Wha bout right yah so? Mi no too like how yah so look eno! Mi tell de man say im shoulda mek it gold eno, but im a go tell mi say mi ead too dry an de weave too stiff. Bout it cyaa tek de color! A gwine slap mi pickney dem as soon as mi reach!
Ensome: Oonuu hair mad eeh... Mi get fed up wid fimi, to de pint whe mi jus go chap it awf! **she takes off her baseball cap with a florish** **everyone gasps**
Ensome: So whe oonuu tink? oonuu like it? Tell mi say oonuu like it do, caw Presa a go kill mi layta an mi a go need sitn fi tink bout while im a kill mi!
**before anyone could think of a nice way to tell a white lie, SeanPaulGyal bursts in.
SPG: Hi Everybody! I am so cute! OMG that is too funny! hahahaaaaaaaa
**collective yeyerolling**
SPG I cannot believe I'm leaving sweet Cali to go to Canada! And to play soccer! Yikes! I am way too cute for this you know! But it is for the good of Jamaica and I always do what I can to help Jamaica! *I* do more than most you know!
Night Nurse: Smaddy hol me! Me say, smaddy hol me back deh...!!!
Undercovergirl: I would hold you back but I am too little.
Ocheeheart: No fighting! I demand peace -
Sistagirl: Yes!
Ocheeheart: - to middle hand!
Miss Powell: Is not 'middle hand', it's 'han miggle'!
Ocheeheart: *sniffs* I don't see the difference!
Capital: Bwoy mi musi dead an gawn a heaven to rasta george! Cause mi a go play ball wid nuff sexy ooman eena batty rida!
SPG: Toldcha! Toldcha'll I's cute!
Boricua papi: I just bought a house. I have no wish to leave it to play ball.
jahlive: Den yuh nuh tan whe yuh deh! More ooman fi wi, right rasta?
Capitall: Yuh dun knoa! *touch fiss*
Bim: Maasa nobadda talk bout ooman til yuh brush yuh teet! Yuh nuh si say dem have up big voting pan de boad fi si if a junjo or a fugee a grow pan yuh teet dem? An yuh deh yah a kin dem awf an a gwan like dem platinum...
Miss Powell: Lawd, oonuu nuh badda wid dat man! Wi haffi try get pan a robot quick quick, else wi a go late!
Ctry: So a ongle wi from US a go?
Leonie: No man, some more a come. but yuh dun knoa wi aready - late fi everyting!
Canada Posse
G2: Whe mi bloomers deh? Anybady si di lotion? Pass mi likkle coknut isle deh! Lawd dem yah legs yah nuh si sun since June 31st 1945! But oonuu tink dat a go stop mi? Wha? I gwine kick some rhatid outta dat ball! Jus watch mi an it!
Ivory: You go Grandma witcha bad self! I'll just be standing on the sidelines moggling like mad!
Compry: I would really like to be supportive you know, but my goodness, wha mek dem haffi choose football? Mi no eena nutn whe a go mek mi sweat!
G2: What a set a people lazy! / Oonuu galang go jribble de ball man! When oonuu dun, mi wi sell oonuu some lemonade.
Ivory *out of the corner of her mouth*: A who she a talk to???
Sweetsop: Den nuh mus oonuu? Oonuu a go jus mek de Mercan people dem come show wi up so? Yuh si if mi neva didda wear back brace, mi ooda een deh pan mi ead tap!
mtngal: Missis, move fram mi bout back brace! yuh an dat blastid gridle nah fool a soul! Di dyam sitn mek yuh look like Queen Mary!
Sweetsop: Ah doah like yuh eno!
CEW: Let Peace Reign! I got these shoes at a garage sale and from I put dem awn mi foot dem nuh stop itch mi! The woman who I bought dem from tell mi say is becaw dem a magic shoes and if I play ball, I gwine be de star of de show!
Compry: Eh eh, an das why yuh ankle dem a tun green so
RichD: Lisen mi, wi cyaa jussa gwan saffi saffi so eno! Oonuu waa de Mercan people an de Englan people come a wi yaad an mek wi look like bear eediat???
**layta fi di res...**
Setting: To raise money for Ja.com's upkeep, the boardites decide to meet in Canada and have a fundraising soccer game.
England Posse
MissMention: Lawd, mi affi go ring smaddy fi tek care a mi picnkey caw mi a go a Canada go play football and I's gots to go shapping!!!
Ukblacklady: Lawd mi love, I would love to come too you know, but somebody has to stay here incase dat dyam bwoy convince mi dawta fi do di lambada!
Neutral: Lambada? Smaddy say lambada? Oi say, did sumaddy say lambada???
Ukblacklady: [img]/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
Neutral:...because when I put awn my ledda pance, my mesh ganzie wid mi matching ledda vest an my roach killa - WHA??!!! NOBADY cyaa wine like me!!! Werd??!!! **he says and turns in expectation, his hand raised to give a high five to Ukblacklady.**
Ukblacklady: Jus move fram mi! A people like yuh mek mi jus waa tek mi dawta an lack har up eena de attic! Bou wine!!! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
Carl68ou1 (afta mi no knoa a which pawt im deh): Ah my sista, hear mi now! Jus low di dawta man! Whateva a go happen, a go happen, so gwan hol yuh cawna. Plus, yuh can gwan flex wid neutry man. Yeah man! Look, im might ongle have chree teet to de side, but if yuh opn im mout an look dunga back deh, yuh wi si say im have one nedda stub dung deh!
**Ukblacklady begins to eye Neutral with interest. MissMention heads out shopping.**
U.S Posse
Ctry: Lawd mi love di boad bad bad eno, but dem really expeck mi fi kick ball fi suppoat ie? Look pan mi foot dem how dem maaga??? Mi cyaa hawdly walk good much less fi kick ball! *kissteet*
Chickie: Yuh tink a yuh one??? Likkle moas dem neahly neva let me chroo customs - bout mi foot dem look like national emergency!!!
Miss Powell: A dat dem say to yuh? But dem bright eeh??? If a didda mi, a woulda shat im two bax, mi weave woulda flip!
Queen: Speaking of weave, girl, your hair is looking gooood! Yuh like how mine look? Mi deh up all night a do dis ting eno! A hope mi no drap asleep pan di field!
Championgal: So wha? oonuu nuh si mi? Wha bou fimi ead? Oonuu like how mi have de likkle bit a red roun yah so, an de green roun deh so? Eeh? Wha bout right yah so? Mi no too like how yah so look eno! Mi tell de man say im shoulda mek it gold eno, but im a go tell mi say mi ead too dry an de weave too stiff. Bout it cyaa tek de color! A gwine slap mi pickney dem as soon as mi reach!
Ensome: Oonuu hair mad eeh... Mi get fed up wid fimi, to de pint whe mi jus go chap it awf! **she takes off her baseball cap with a florish** **everyone gasps**
Ensome: So whe oonuu tink? oonuu like it? Tell mi say oonuu like it do, caw Presa a go kill mi layta an mi a go need sitn fi tink bout while im a kill mi!
**before anyone could think of a nice way to tell a white lie, SeanPaulGyal bursts in.
SPG: Hi Everybody! I am so cute! OMG that is too funny! hahahaaaaaaaa
**collective yeyerolling**
SPG I cannot believe I'm leaving sweet Cali to go to Canada! And to play soccer! Yikes! I am way too cute for this you know! But it is for the good of Jamaica and I always do what I can to help Jamaica! *I* do more than most you know!
Night Nurse: Smaddy hol me! Me say, smaddy hol me back deh...!!!
Undercovergirl: I would hold you back but I am too little.
Ocheeheart: No fighting! I demand peace -
Sistagirl: Yes!
Ocheeheart: - to middle hand!
Miss Powell: Is not 'middle hand', it's 'han miggle'!
Ocheeheart: *sniffs* I don't see the difference!
Capital: Bwoy mi musi dead an gawn a heaven to rasta george! Cause mi a go play ball wid nuff sexy ooman eena batty rida!
SPG: Toldcha! Toldcha'll I's cute!
Boricua papi: I just bought a house. I have no wish to leave it to play ball.
jahlive: Den yuh nuh tan whe yuh deh! More ooman fi wi, right rasta?
Capitall: Yuh dun knoa! *touch fiss*
Bim: Maasa nobadda talk bout ooman til yuh brush yuh teet! Yuh nuh si say dem have up big voting pan de boad fi si if a junjo or a fugee a grow pan yuh teet dem? An yuh deh yah a kin dem awf an a gwan like dem platinum...
Miss Powell: Lawd, oonuu nuh badda wid dat man! Wi haffi try get pan a robot quick quick, else wi a go late!
Ctry: So a ongle wi from US a go?
Leonie: No man, some more a come. but yuh dun knoa wi aready - late fi everyting!
Canada Posse
G2: Whe mi bloomers deh? Anybady si di lotion? Pass mi likkle coknut isle deh! Lawd dem yah legs yah nuh si sun since June 31st 1945! But oonuu tink dat a go stop mi? Wha? I gwine kick some rhatid outta dat ball! Jus watch mi an it!
Ivory: You go Grandma witcha bad self! I'll just be standing on the sidelines moggling like mad!
Compry: I would really like to be supportive you know, but my goodness, wha mek dem haffi choose football? Mi no eena nutn whe a go mek mi sweat!
G2: What a set a people lazy! / Oonuu galang go jribble de ball man! When oonuu dun, mi wi sell oonuu some lemonade.
Ivory *out of the corner of her mouth*: A who she a talk to???
Sweetsop: Den nuh mus oonuu? Oonuu a go jus mek de Mercan people dem come show wi up so? Yuh si if mi neva didda wear back brace, mi ooda een deh pan mi ead tap!
mtngal: Missis, move fram mi bout back brace! yuh an dat blastid gridle nah fool a soul! Di dyam sitn mek yuh look like Queen Mary!
Sweetsop: Ah doah like yuh eno!
CEW: Let Peace Reign! I got these shoes at a garage sale and from I put dem awn mi foot dem nuh stop itch mi! The woman who I bought dem from tell mi say is becaw dem a magic shoes and if I play ball, I gwine be de star of de show!
Compry: Eh eh, an das why yuh ankle dem a tun green so
RichD: Lisen mi, wi cyaa jussa gwan saffi saffi so eno! Oonuu waa de Mercan people an de Englan people come a wi yaad an mek wi look like bear eediat???
**layta fi di res...**
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