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This weeks installment of
Sweetssop
Unusual
Sensational
Stories
Memories don’t live like people do, they always stay with you wether they be good or bad...mi sey some people can memba some faawt and how dem did foo fool wen dem did sumall ie see de one Bandi him wen him go a farrrin tek pickcah a pose afff wid fone and siddung roun steerin inna people cyaar like a sey him cyaan jrive...Water come eena mi room mi sweep out ie wid de broom de likke dawg laff to see such sport and de dish run away wid de spoon..u see mi colla tv Gilbert gi mi..fe Night Nurse madda did sen waa tv bax and ie reach a yaawd before har madda reach fram farrin and she so she now gane brag and boas to hat fren dem dat she get colla tv and even bring dem come a har yaawd fe dem see de bax but ongle fe fine out wen ar madda come an open de bax ie full a clothes and shoos..woieeeeeeeeee so a so she come by de name colla tv but do mi a beg unno noh tell har sey mi tell unno caa she bax mi dung wen mi did a laff afta har... Portmore she did tink sey a coloured plastic people put ova dem tv fe mek it ha colla so she use to buy de diffrant skandal bag and tape adiffrant colla ova har tv skreen fe mek ie look like colla tv...woieeeeeeeeeee mi belly
Fe MarieK granny always carry har chred bag inna har bosom tied pan ar brassaire caa we dun kno sey she ha fi tie ie pon harself caa smaddy han noh fe har and she wi teef...ahhhhhh a mean barra de poo ole lady money and hide ie a ping wing...but tan afta MarieK noh kno a wha name ping wing and den she come chat bout she come fram St Bess. Jahlive him use to draw fe him big ole dutty foot dem pa paypa sen go a farrin so dem coood mek shumpatta fi him trackta foot dem fe ColesS aunty she use to sen shoes come gi har wey about 3 sizes too big soh she cyaa grwo inn a dem and har granny use to stuff nusepaypa inna dem and tek time tek ie out when har foot dem grow
When fe Queen fambily dem sen soap fram farrin she use to tek ie put inna har panty jraw fe mek har drwaz a mean har undaware dem sumell good
Mi would a did love fe dey a skool wen Chrissy she did a go caa dem wooda haffi suspen mi caa mi dis a pickcha har wid har buck toe inna har one foot a shooos wid sax and the odda one inna har sponge sloppaz a higgidy dip higgidy dip....go see how all dat dey toe mussi did stink laawd ha massy pan mi ..
Franm mi bawn mi nay kno sey rice ha teeth much less fe ha ratten teeet rice a wanda if Chrissy use tio tek dem to de dentis befo dem nayma ie
Poo J-Kid him a wanda how much tree grow inna him and all now fe him tripe mussi nat up and tie up wid all dem ching gum wey him swalla wen him a did pickney....smaddy could a soo foo fool fe believe dem sinting dey....but den him use to tan up a roadside inna sun hat a wait fe see Queen Elizabeth and all him coulda see was har white glove a wave to him and go see how him mussi did tan to attenshan. Wid him bug head swell bigga......woieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I want I want I want a woman I need I need I need a woman and y woman who want a woman....but wait is a ooman dackta dat LadyZ want...she noh want to live a Lebanon....she jus want a ooman dackta fe mek sure sey har saalie arite...she noh like when de man dackta finga fungle har she sey she wi flood...Fe Trelli dackta like to see her when she is in the nude so much so dat wen she go to him fe sine waan paypa fe sey she can jrive trackta trayla him tell har fe do a strip fe him and she sey she tell him fe kirrout fram wey mi noh kno
Oh the snakes crawl night thats what they say when de sun goes down then the snakes will play wid Chrissy on Monday nite den come chewsday nite she had a fite wid a kackroach and him almoas beat har das me haffi wanda a wha she a go buck up pan on Wednesday nite but the one Bandi mek mi kno sey a Chink mi noh kno if s de green one ar the bed bug but mi neva see one ooman wha ha crasis fe falla har so de nexx ting mi kno sey she a laff dat har fals teet dem drap out and mi had was fe tell har fe get some paste and paste dem een.....
Memba is so I's getti I's geet to unno and I ar nat a liad and if noh go so ie go near so
Unno walk good
Sweetssop
Unusual
Sensational
Stories
Memories don’t live like people do, they always stay with you wether they be good or bad...mi sey some people can memba some faawt and how dem did foo fool wen dem did sumall ie see de one Bandi him wen him go a farrrin tek pickcah a pose afff wid fone and siddung roun steerin inna people cyaar like a sey him cyaan jrive...Water come eena mi room mi sweep out ie wid de broom de likke dawg laff to see such sport and de dish run away wid de spoon..u see mi colla tv Gilbert gi mi..fe Night Nurse madda did sen waa tv bax and ie reach a yaawd before har madda reach fram farrin and she so she now gane brag and boas to hat fren dem dat she get colla tv and even bring dem come a har yaawd fe dem see de bax but ongle fe fine out wen ar madda come an open de bax ie full a clothes and shoos..woieeeeeeeeee so a so she come by de name colla tv but do mi a beg unno noh tell har sey mi tell unno caa she bax mi dung wen mi did a laff afta har... Portmore she did tink sey a coloured plastic people put ova dem tv fe mek it ha colla so she use to buy de diffrant skandal bag and tape adiffrant colla ova har tv skreen fe mek ie look like colla tv...woieeeeeeeeeee mi belly
Fe MarieK granny always carry har chred bag inna har bosom tied pan ar brassaire caa we dun kno sey she ha fi tie ie pon harself caa smaddy han noh fe har and she wi teef...ahhhhhh a mean barra de poo ole lady money and hide ie a ping wing...but tan afta MarieK noh kno a wha name ping wing and den she come chat bout she come fram St Bess. Jahlive him use to draw fe him big ole dutty foot dem pa paypa sen go a farrin so dem coood mek shumpatta fi him trackta foot dem fe ColesS aunty she use to sen shoes come gi har wey about 3 sizes too big soh she cyaa grwo inn a dem and har granny use to stuff nusepaypa inna dem and tek time tek ie out when har foot dem grow
When fe Queen fambily dem sen soap fram farrin she use to tek ie put inna har panty jraw fe mek har drwaz a mean har undaware dem sumell good
Mi would a did love fe dey a skool wen Chrissy she did a go caa dem wooda haffi suspen mi caa mi dis a pickcha har wid har buck toe inna har one foot a shooos wid sax and the odda one inna har sponge sloppaz a higgidy dip higgidy dip....go see how all dat dey toe mussi did stink laawd ha massy pan mi ..
Franm mi bawn mi nay kno sey rice ha teeth much less fe ha ratten teeet rice a wanda if Chrissy use tio tek dem to de dentis befo dem nayma ie
Poo J-Kid him a wanda how much tree grow inna him and all now fe him tripe mussi nat up and tie up wid all dem ching gum wey him swalla wen him a did pickney....smaddy could a soo foo fool fe believe dem sinting dey....but den him use to tan up a roadside inna sun hat a wait fe see Queen Elizabeth and all him coulda see was har white glove a wave to him and go see how him mussi did tan to attenshan. Wid him bug head swell bigga......woieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I want I want I want a woman I need I need I need a woman and y woman who want a woman....but wait is a ooman dackta dat LadyZ want...she noh want to live a Lebanon....she jus want a ooman dackta fe mek sure sey har saalie arite...she noh like when de man dackta finga fungle har she sey she wi flood...Fe Trelli dackta like to see her when she is in the nude so much so dat wen she go to him fe sine waan paypa fe sey she can jrive trackta trayla him tell har fe do a strip fe him and she sey she tell him fe kirrout fram wey mi noh kno
Oh the snakes crawl night thats what they say when de sun goes down then the snakes will play wid Chrissy on Monday nite den come chewsday nite she had a fite wid a kackroach and him almoas beat har das me haffi wanda a wha she a go buck up pan on Wednesday nite but the one Bandi mek mi kno sey a Chink mi noh kno if s de green one ar the bed bug but mi neva see one ooman wha ha crasis fe falla har so de nexx ting mi kno sey she a laff dat har fals teet dem drap out and mi had was fe tell har fe get some paste and paste dem een.....
Memba is so I's getti I's geet to unno and I ar nat a liad and if noh go so ie go near so
Unno walk good
Hmmmm....Uhhmmm...Sweets, come here please...time to give we de REAL SUSS! handing sweets a nanny unda de table... 
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