So what if MPs have dual citizenship?
Jackass sey de worl' no level. Jackass sey im no know wha de almighty fuss bout people 'ave USA an' Jamaican citizenship is about.
So dual citizenship is the duelling ground, the basis on which the People's National Party (PNP) hopes to capitalise on rising food and gas prices (which no government can do anything about), rampant crime (which the government cannot do much about if people are really determined to kill each other and have the guns to do it) and a slim JLP majority in the first place.
Foreign power
Fine. Fair enough. That is what political parties do, try anything to get into power then do anything to hang on to it.
But Jackass cannot understand for the life of him how dual citizenship makes a difference. Yeah yeah, there are the rules and all, but Jackass is not talking theory here but how things really, really run.
If the point is that an MP (or, in the case of Danville Walker, director of elections) owe at least part of his or her allegiance to a foreign power then DUH!!!! When last has Jamaica gone against any significant policy stance by the USA in any really effective matter. Every blasted one of us in Jamaica, PNP, JLP, MP, RP (rich people), PP (poor people), YP (young people), OP (older people), NP (newborn people), UP (unborn people) (aright, that's enough 'P' for Pete's sake) owe the US, or its associates a significant amount of money.
Now that guarantees loyalty, because the hand that feeds is the hand that rules.
How ridiculous does it get? The head of state is the governor-general, who is the local representative of the English monarch. DUH!!!! (So what blasted difference does it make that MPs no longer swear allegiance to the English ruler?).
Worth saving
When Jackass went to traffic court a couple years ago, he was shocked when the policeman ordered all to rise and then said 'God save the Queen'. And, he was not talking about Dancehall Queen Carlene either. (Now that is a queen worth saving. Did you know that when Carlene is on a plane she does not need to look for her lifejacket when the stewardess is giving instructions? She's got a serious pair of floaters carrying around with her. Damn!!!).
The world is not level at all, because why should we demand that MPs give up a facility so many of us crave, just because they are MPs? Look at that city within a city that the US built as an embassy in Liguanea, at least in part out of visa application fees. Look how many people line up outside that Embassy in the hot sun day after day, many coming from the sun has dusted off its feet and got out of bed. They want to go to the US and, if many of them get there, they are not coming back.
So why should a person who is the representative of some people, a large number of whom want to get out of Jamaica and into the US faster than Carlos Hill went from Norbrook to handcuffs, give up the thing that so many citizens really aspire to, while the US is in control anyway.
Sheesh! Oonu love fool oonuself eh?
Jackass sey di worl' no level. Jackass sey who waan 'ave two passport gwaan 'ave it, cause MP business a-go done pon dem one day.
Jackass sey de worl' no level. Jackass sey im no know wha de almighty fuss bout people 'ave USA an' Jamaican citizenship is about.
So dual citizenship is the duelling ground, the basis on which the People's National Party (PNP) hopes to capitalise on rising food and gas prices (which no government can do anything about), rampant crime (which the government cannot do much about if people are really determined to kill each other and have the guns to do it) and a slim JLP majority in the first place.
Foreign power
Fine. Fair enough. That is what political parties do, try anything to get into power then do anything to hang on to it.
But Jackass cannot understand for the life of him how dual citizenship makes a difference. Yeah yeah, there are the rules and all, but Jackass is not talking theory here but how things really, really run.
If the point is that an MP (or, in the case of Danville Walker, director of elections) owe at least part of his or her allegiance to a foreign power then DUH!!!! When last has Jamaica gone against any significant policy stance by the USA in any really effective matter. Every blasted one of us in Jamaica, PNP, JLP, MP, RP (rich people), PP (poor people), YP (young people), OP (older people), NP (newborn people), UP (unborn people) (aright, that's enough 'P' for Pete's sake) owe the US, or its associates a significant amount of money.
Now that guarantees loyalty, because the hand that feeds is the hand that rules.
How ridiculous does it get? The head of state is the governor-general, who is the local representative of the English monarch. DUH!!!! (So what blasted difference does it make that MPs no longer swear allegiance to the English ruler?).
Worth saving
When Jackass went to traffic court a couple years ago, he was shocked when the policeman ordered all to rise and then said 'God save the Queen'. And, he was not talking about Dancehall Queen Carlene either. (Now that is a queen worth saving. Did you know that when Carlene is on a plane she does not need to look for her lifejacket when the stewardess is giving instructions? She's got a serious pair of floaters carrying around with her. Damn!!!).
The world is not level at all, because why should we demand that MPs give up a facility so many of us crave, just because they are MPs? Look at that city within a city that the US built as an embassy in Liguanea, at least in part out of visa application fees. Look how many people line up outside that Embassy in the hot sun day after day, many coming from the sun has dusted off its feet and got out of bed. They want to go to the US and, if many of them get there, they are not coming back.
So why should a person who is the representative of some people, a large number of whom want to get out of Jamaica and into the US faster than Carlos Hill went from Norbrook to handcuffs, give up the thing that so many citizens really aspire to, while the US is in control anyway.
Sheesh! Oonu love fool oonuself eh?
Jackass sey di worl' no level. Jackass sey who waan 'ave two passport gwaan 'ave it, cause MP business a-go done pon dem one day.
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