so yesterday mr skells come home wid a new cell phone...yu can get tv an hand write yu texts, fm radio, mp3, mp4, camera phone, blue tooth, web capable... 
nex fren a showoff wid him GPS phone...weh nuh worth a dyam anyways cah it always tell him di long unnecessary route to get to mi house..
weh all dem sitten dah fah?
him did force mi fi get a razr couple years ago an mi downgrade back to a simple old motorola..
all mi need is phone fi dial mi numba an tek call if mi feel fah
di next cellphone dem come out with better can give an shave and a haircut and have dinner on the table by 5pm

nex fren a showoff wid him GPS phone...weh nuh worth a dyam anyways cah it always tell him di long unnecessary route to get to mi house..

weh all dem sitten dah fah?

him did force mi fi get a razr couple years ago an mi downgrade back to a simple old motorola..

all mi need is phone fi dial mi numba an tek call if mi feel fah

di next cellphone dem come out with better can give an shave and a haircut and have dinner on the table by 5pm

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