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Mi pull inna gas station. All di pumps fi left-hand side fill up was occupied. Soh mi had tuh drive round and come in pan di opposite end ah di pumps. Well one row ah pumps was empty an mi almost mek di turn fi straighten out pan di first one. Yuh guessed it, dis ooman come in from di opposite end ahead ah mi, an pull straight dung tuh di pump whe shi si mi ah try pull up tuh. Mi kno shi did si mi ah pull try pull in, caa yuh caa noh way shi caa miss dis big vehicle.
Shi could have stopped ah di fus pump, but noooooo shi jus had tuh pull dung tuh di second wan! She did not even mek any attemot tuh reverse back! Now mi haffi back up den reverse fi get tuh di side whe mi gas tank deh pan, to mek it face di pump. Soh now shi get out ah di cyar an hold har head strait fi avoid eye contact.
While mi still, ah [censored] mi gas, would you believe dat di blastid ooman com out ah di store wid food an drink inna har han, den get inna har cyar an drive off?! Nat ah dyam drap ah gas did shi pump! Sho shi, not ongle inconvenienced mi, shi tied up ah pump jus fi use as parking spot, an wasted odda people's valuable time whe ah wait pan di pump!
And no, shi was no young chick. Dis was ah grown arse ooman, inna bout har 40's, an should know betta!
At dis point mi noh know if shi selfish, or jus born stupid!
Shi could have stopped ah di fus pump, but noooooo shi jus had tuh pull dung tuh di second wan! She did not even mek any attemot tuh reverse back! Now mi haffi back up den reverse fi get tuh di side whe mi gas tank deh pan, to mek it face di pump. Soh now shi get out ah di cyar an hold har head strait fi avoid eye contact.
While mi still, ah [censored] mi gas, would you believe dat di blastid ooman com out ah di store wid food an drink inna har han, den get inna har cyar an drive off?! Nat ah dyam drap ah gas did shi pump! Sho shi, not ongle inconvenienced mi, shi tied up ah pump jus fi use as parking spot, an wasted odda people's valuable time whe ah wait pan di pump!
And no, shi was no young chick. Dis was ah grown arse ooman, inna bout har 40's, an should know betta!At dis point mi noh know if shi selfish, or jus born stupid!
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