Bumper stickers

[Peasie]

Do you have one on your car? What does it say?

I have one: "Wag more. Bark less."

Today I say this bumper sticker on a car "Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hold on."

What are some of the funny bumper stickers you've seen?

[Cultcha]

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My all time favourite,

<span style="font-weight: bold">Jesus may love you, but everyone else thinks you're an [censored]hole.</span>

[Peasie]

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A popular one:

<span style="font-weight: bold">Dog is my co-pilot</span>

[Wendy]

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[Wendy]

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Obviously this driver was NOT in control at all

[j-kid]

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[Magician]

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[Diplomat]

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This still cracks me up:

&quot;I used up all my sick days so I called in dead&quot;

[Peasie]

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&lt;---- dis one is for Derek

[kia027]

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[Stormmey]

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<span style="font-size: 17pt">Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage</span>


<span style="font-size: 17pt">Back Off! I'm a Postal Worker</span>

<span style="font-size: 17pt">Back off! I'm not that kind of car</span>

[Bandana]

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[j-kid]

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Ah think him was admiring yuh paint jab.

[WitchyOoman]

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Here's some redneck south Jersey humor...
straight from the Pine Barrens, where the people (&quot;Pineys&quot there have been inbreeding since the 1600s.....

comes the bumper sticker that reads:

&quot;<span style="font-weight: bold">Proud to be a Piney
from my head down to my hiney!</span>&quot;

[Peasie]

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One of my neighbors has this one:

<span style="font-weight: bold">Get in. Sit down.
Shut up. Hold on.</span>