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If you're happy and you know post a smiley!! 
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why didnt you post this on the verandah
mi nat happy
rain a fall
it's a freaking holiday an rain a fall
an is not even a nice rain a fall is a steady light rain weh naw stap
an it's cold as hell outside 
but if you are happy I'm happy for you 
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I dunno why mi neva post it pon de verandah
I am sorry you are not happy
I am sending some of this 100 degree weather your way
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
why didnt you post this on the verandah
mi nat happy
rain a fall
it's a freaking holiday an rain a fall
an is not even a nice rain a fall is a steady light rain weh naw stap
an it's cold as hell outside
but if you are happy I'm happy for you </div></div>
I wasn't going to post this joke but since Tanya is feeling the 'cold' blues it seems appropriate. Hope it at least makes you smile....
<span style="font-size: 11pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">DIARY OF A JAMAICAN WHO JUST MOVED TO SOUTH DAKOTA, USA</span>
> >>October 8th
We have arrived in America!!! Finally! This marks a new chapter in20our lives.
It's very nice here. It's a little cool, but who needs HOT weather? This is perfect ... not too hot, not too cold.
> >>October 15th
It is getting a little cooler, but we are adjusting. We bought some sweaters today and went for a short walk. Loving America!!! This is what life's about.
> >>October 30th
The weather is definitely cooler now. We taped all the windows shut, so
cold air cannot creep in. Outside may be cold, but it feels like Jamaica in this house.
> >>November 11th
T he news reports say snow is on the way ... we cannot wait!!! We have never seen snow and it
should be pretty exciting to see it for the first time.
> >>November 14th
Started snowing. The first of the season and the first real snow we have
ever seen. The wife cooked buttered buns and we sat by the window watching
soft flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground.
Could never do anything like this in Jamaica. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT!!!
> >>November 15th
We woke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a FANTASTIC sight! Every tree and shrub was covered like a beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time
and loved it. I did both our driveway and sidewalk. Later, the city snow
plough came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with compacted snow from the street. The driver smiled and waved and I waved back and shoveled again. America ns are so friendly!
> >>November 19th
Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush, which soon became ice again. Bought snow tires for both cars. I slipped and fell on my 'batty' in the driveway. Paid $130 for the chiropractor, but fortunately nothing was broken. More snow and ice expected.
> >>November 20th
Still cold. Sold my wife's BMW and bought a 4x4 in order to get to work.
> >>November 21st
On my way to work, the 4x4 skidded into the guard-rail and did
considerable damage to the right fender. We had another 15 inches of
white [censored] last night. The vehicle is covered in salt and crud. More
shoveling in store for me today. Di dam n snow-plough man do him job again. Watch me an' him!
> >>November 30th
A two [censored] degrees out a door! And more rahtid snow de pon de way. Not a tree or shrub ina di yawd whe no get damage. De power off most of the night.. Wi try to keep from freezing to death wid candles and kerosene heater, but the heater tip over an' nearly bun dung The ******** house. Mi manage to put out the flames, but end up wid second degree burns pan mi hands, bun off mi yeyebrow and yeyelash dem. Den de car slide on the white [censored] (again!) on the way to the hospital and wi haffi write it off.
> >>December 5th
Rahtid... dis snow yah nuh out fi stop??? Di ting keeps coming down! Mi affi put on all a di clothes wey mi own just fi go out to di damn mailbox. If I ever catch the [censored] wey drive di rahtid snow-plough yuh see, I gwine mek him mumma feel it. Me really think sey 'im hide round di corner and wait 'til me f inish shovel, den come down the street fast fast and cover up wi driveway again.. Wicked nuh blow wow!!!
> >>December 10th
The power still off. The toilette freeze up some and part a di roof look lik it out fi cave in.
> >>December 15th
Eleven more [censored] inches a snow an' ice!!!!!!!!! ! Jah know... dis no right. I wounded the snowplow wid di pick axe, but the driva get weh.
> >>December 18th
The [censored] car won't start and mi tink mi ah go snow-blind. Mi caan feel mi toe dem and mi nuh see the booldclaat sun fi weeks!!!! An' guess wha? The weatherman ah predicts more snow!!!!!!!! Good fi [censored] him. The wind chill is 30 pussyclaat degrees below zero!!
> >>December 22nd
Me a move back to Jamaica teday 'cause dis place yah a go kill mi!!!!
If me can ketch a flight, at least mi will reach just in time fi Christmas
dung a yard. 'Merica a nuh fi everybody!!!</span>
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I am freekin estatic!
Life is too short not to be happy
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