I periodically get emails from people who've seen my posts here or at other Jamaican themed websites...they're usually your garden variety tourist questions....but this one takes the cake....I'd been emailing back and forth with this dude about a private driver for some tours he wants to take....the following is the last email I got from him, word for word, with just the driver's name changed to protect the innocent....
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thanks for putting up w/ my stupid questions.
Does it cost anything extra given I call from my cell w/ unlimited LD?
Speaking of cells in Jamaica, do you take yours or buy/rent one there?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Also, my wife is wondering if you and driver are part of a tourist organ-trading ring</span> (ala the movie Touristas). Hopefully this is all on the up and up (no offense)! ; )
Thanks again,
Bob</div></div>

I replied by telling him that the driver and I deal strictly with 15-18 year olds, and that he and his wife are too old and stringy to be of any real value to us
...I haven't heard from him since....
wat a ting......
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thanks for putting up w/ my stupid questions.
Does it cost anything extra given I call from my cell w/ unlimited LD?
Speaking of cells in Jamaica, do you take yours or buy/rent one there?
<span style="font-weight: bold">Also, my wife is wondering if you and driver are part of a tourist organ-trading ring</span> (ala the movie Touristas). Hopefully this is all on the up and up (no offense)! ; )
Thanks again,
Bob</div></div>

I replied by telling him that the driver and I deal strictly with 15-18 year olds, and that he and his wife are too old and stringy to be of any real value to us

wat a ting......
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