Send me the pillow that you dream on

[Marilyn]

Re: Send me the pillow that you dream on

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I started to wonder where the 1,000 pounds were going. </div></div>

He's saving up for some gole teet. </div></div>I'll have to think hard, but I think he already had some. I tried real hard to look like I wasn't looking. Cause honestly Susan might have reached her limit, and if she thought I was looking at him, she might dive over that bar at me. When she would let out those yelps, I asked Boyd to please be sure he kept all sharp objects away from her. One time she asked him for something, and he didn's respond fast enough, and she just yelled &quot;NEVER MIND&quot; and stomped into the kitchen, came back with a knife and proceeded to cut a piece of fruit. She was to my right , and I was on a computer so I told BOyd WATCH HER, and I kept and sharp eye out with my periphreal vision.

[Marielle]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ok so go head and laugh, I got the &quot;parrot room&quot;. Hell I JUST NAMED the 5 of them...and went to sleep</div></div>



Great trip report, you had me LOL about the susan boyle lookalike and her toady gigolo......

[Magician]

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Keep sharp objects away from Suzie.
She strikes me as the type that is liable to go postal. Holds it all in and then all hell breaks loose.

[Seveen]

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what was really funny is that everyone started calling her susan boyle

and i think that 1,000 pounds was going up their noses - she was paranoid and jumpy

after my initial contact with her - i made them invisible to me - and it must have worked 'cause they never said a thing to me nasty looking folks . . .

[Marilyn]

Re: Send me the pillow that you dream on

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marielle</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ok so go head and laugh, I got the &quot;parrot room&quot;. Hell I JUST NAMED the 5 of them after past lovers and went to sleep so in order we have George, Pierre, Otis, Ossie, and Roy. We all slept very well together and this time I was on top as it was 5 guys to one of me.</div></div>



Great trip report, you had me LOL about the susan boyle lookalike and her toady gigolo...... </div></div>Glad you enjoyed it. I was telling Seveen I go over to her report and read the piece I wrote about Mold hotel and laugh over and over....you had to have been there.

[Marilyn]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magix</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Keep sharp objects away from Suzie.
She strikes me as the type that is liable to go postal. Holds it all in and then all hell breaks loose. </div></div>Exactly....Say Magic did you ever so her &quot;close my eyes and really get into the reggae music routine??? That was a classic too

[Marilyn]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what was really funny is that everyone started calling her susan boyle

and i think that 1,000 pounds was going up their noses - she was paranoid and jumpy

after my initial contact with her - i made them invisible to me - and it must have worked 'cause they never said a thing to me nasty looking folks . . . </div></div>There was def something more going on there than just a little weed.

[Laurel]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R00TS</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> The ladies at BBB bar asked him in patois if he was going to church, and he said &quot;No, just dressing to impress&quot;
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I would have had to flurt with him 5 mins before i left ..in front of MsBoyle </div></div>

OMG.... Rootsie ... you all must have just heard me BUST OUT WITH LAUGHING!!!

truth be told ... I never paid them much attention .... like Seveen ... never really noticed them after the first glance. it was the staff the engaged me check them ...

[Marilyn]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Laurel</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R00TS</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> The ladies at BBB bar asked him in patois if he was going to church, and he said &quot;No, just dressing to impress&quot;
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I would have had to flurt with him 5 mins before i left ..in front of MsBoyle </div></div>

OMG.... Rootsie ... you all must have just heard me BUST OUT WITH LAUGHING!!!

truth be told ... I never paid them much attention .... like Seveen ... never really noticed them after the first glance. it was the staff the engaged me check them ... </div></div>

Yep the staff had a BLAST..even Miss Angela has fun questioning uselss about his &quot;stardom&quot;

I felt like playing the entertainment tonight theme.

[Laurel]

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OK - I have just one more story of Susan &amp; Giggie to share.

My day at the beach had finished; I was across the road to catch a cab home.

Along comes Susan driving in a car ... and Giggie was in the passenger seat leaned way Way WAY back ... nearly laying out flat ... could barely see him - but he was watching the passing outside his window ...

she had her blinker on - and had passed the driveway into BBBarn; slam to a stop - wait a moment while she is looking back to the drive she missed ...

flipped the car into reverse - and just backed it up ~ backed it up to where she could make her turn in ..



Lord God!!!

I had my eyes watching for oncoming traffic ... I think that had to have been Sunday and the road was a bit more quiet.

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and one last story sort of on topic ~

as I currently have no phone for my own use in JaJa - I either borrow a call from the staff, or sometimes Mr. might come by to check me if he is out and about doing errands around.

now - when I use the beach at WB or at BBBarn, when I have no phone - I always tell the staff if I am leaving the property to walk the beach, and I tell them of my destination or direction I am heading off.

I wanted to get some lunch at Bourbon Beach one day - I mentioned to Security where I was going - in case someone came looking for me. He asked me 'who is to be coming for you?' ... I told him - the guy who came yesterday and checked me and Marion and the baby. He said he did not really take any notice ... asked what he looked like, etc. yada yada

so - that day, he did not come around to check me ... he was not expected to ... but as I said, when I leave where he knows I am ... I always tell where I have gone.

so - the next time I saw Security ... I did have to laugh - I told him - I bet you thought I was being 'stood up' when I asked you to direct Mr. if he came looking for me .. and no one came round for me. I assured him - that is not the case!!

I have waited around BBBarn two times ... once when he was transporting family to and from the airport from Dias &amp; was caught in Christmas Travel traffic and rain in Montego Bay ... and one time when he had Dawta up in Dias getting her graduation hairstyle - which took hours to do ...

so - while I am sort of old and fading, and have a droopy double chin - so far, I have never been stood up

[Marilyn]

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Stop the madness....who rented Susan a car and let her loose on Jamaica's streets...lord Useless had even less sense than I first thought

[Marilyn]

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<span style="font-size: 17pt">Laurel you so funny...girl those folks know you weren't getting stood up </span>

[Laurel]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Marilyn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Stop the madness....who rented Susan a car and let her loose on Jamaica's streets...lord Useless had even less sense than I first thought
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OMG ... you ARE on a roll ...

funny -

[Marilyn]

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Ok she was maybe 5 years younger than this

[Jamaicamiss]

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Marilyn, you are an absolutely funny girl. I really enjoy your trip reports. They seem to bounce when you read 14 pages in one sitting. Keep em coming.