Behind the Tattered Curtain...

[tuffstuff]

Re: Behind the Tattered Curtain...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: e_p</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tuffstuff</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sprat don't pay no mind to the negative nellies, to quote Whitney Crack is wack a juss true dem noh know how it rampart inna Negril an Ochi

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A who yaw fling wud pan? Caw mi sure know say mi neva mention nutn bow di 'rampartness'' of any jugs!!! An mi nave no prob wid ppl talk bout the ills of the Rock neyda- just know wah di fawt yaw talk bout! </div></div>

DWLAPUMS!!! Man unu still a gi joke in yah....Tuffy mi seh yuh nuh easy yuh nuh **SADWL** </div></div>


Tanya want me rampart a dis fist dung har choat! Eida dat or har man naw rampart a har good enuf

[tuffstuff]

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Yes MGee! School dem. Inna prappa english altho one ting dat neyben clear fra di whole bagga wud is dat di captin anuh Jcan. (Btw mi decide say mi gwey chat di rawchawiss patwa so das neyben oonu can unnatan! Mighbe dis wi sen smaddy guback to di islan source so das dey can chai larn di terd werl talk likkle betta. Wen dey guback fi a 10 day, mi madda gwey hayble fi it a food fi 3 day!)

Anyhow so ef di man anuh Jcan it more explain how if him naw fawt pan she an him an har a one, (tone) mek ennybaddy else fi cya?!

[Sprat]

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I doesn't take too much to understand the patois/english responses.

Whether you like, dislike or have problems with my story...it no matter to me. I came to this board to share stories, pics and recipes and not to win any popularity contests.

I will continue to share my love of Jamaica, the cliffs and my stories.

[Jazz]

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WTH!!! \o/ - Nuhbatty can decipher dis

[tuffstuff]

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It don't tek much! Aks prats.



Sprat I don't know who told you that my intention was to prevent you from littering the internet with your love of Jamaican, or your stories, or any odda fawt yu choose fi, anything else you care to share. I also could cNOT care less about your decision to do so. If I choose to sift thru the rubble, and make observations, I will also do so (coulden dweet wid di deadly sin ting tho, esp after I saw the word 'mon'). But there may be a story or 2 that grasps me and can't let go! I remain ever hopeful. Keep on keeping on Sprat.

[Jazz]

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- beg yuh tappi - mi belly ah hat mi

[Seveen]

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if y'all were the only jamaicans i ever met

i wouldn't go there

go home and visit tuffy . . . visit

and then come and tell us - in your own words . . .

you think you know but you need to GO!

ETA: chat with your bredren that project the images and chomp off the dime

[tuffstuff]

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Raas- yaw gimmie invitatitian fi go to MY YAWD to visit?? :hdwl: waiiiee seveen u cracking mi up grl! U tink jus troo mi nuh come up ya go poas pitcha and chat fawt, das mean mi nuh go? That wat u think? That y you giving me permission to go? oh Seveen dear sweet tsweet sweet lady.

U know y mi continue poas inna da tread ya, cause di lady don't realize dat afta she present har gift (the 'story'), and one of the recipients points out that there is toxinon thhe gift- a small part of it, insteada look back on the gift fi see a wah- the lady say well its my gift take it or leave it. That offensive to me. But a life. We all entttitle to waour little tics. Keep on travelling to my homeland y'all, since I live in Fla, have house an land on the island, but apparently jus choose not to go thanks.

[loops]

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i have no idea what seveen just said.

nor do i have any comment on whether this story is well written, offensive or entertaining...i DO enjoy new peeps with thick skin tho.

and dare i say...MGee is mellowing.

[Jazz]

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again mi nat understanding most of what being said here... only part mi get is dat if yuh did meet we before yuh go Ja. you woulden badda go...

I guess that's a risk I take every time I open my mouth and tell people I am a Jamaican... win some and lose some \o/

[Seveen]

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the toxin is your butt was dragged from africa just like mine - you didn't spring up in jamaica or none of your people - just got off at a different stop

chant on him - sending folks there to VACATION

over and out - chat to yourself

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[tuffstuff]

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Nooooooo don't lose none! We need evry dalla we can get! how else mi cousinn goonna get a shoes??!?

Loops I appreciate a tuff skin too, but u don't walk into smaddy yawd and fling pisssss inna dey face and tell dem u jussa wash dey face fi dem. And den wen dey say, no anuh so me wash face, yawgo jus say well that's how I do it *shrug*

[tuffstuff]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">the toxin is your butt was dragged from africa just like mine - you didn't spring up in jamaica or none of your people - just got off at a different stop

chant on him - sending folks there to VACATION

over and out - chat to yourself

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I can't see di video, but ahm since evrything revert back to slavery, ahm whoo okhear wat I can get u di best herb a u life dawta, just tek a plane an come for it! Yes sista! U need di bbest higrade, hibrow hi hi hi!!

[loops]

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well, apparently you do...or you live and learn...and temper your posts to your audience if you ever want to get a story out without a whole lot of hubbub.

[tuffstuff]

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Nope- she got a lotta PMs and some public msgs fi boost har up to continue inna di same vein Attention is nice, some ppl tekkie any way dey can gettie. Anuh nutn. A just life!