Dang

[Hush Darlin]

>A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
> >garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a
> >$20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
> >
> > Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20
> > bills falling out of your bag.'
> >
> > 'Oh, really? Darn!' said the little old lady. 'I'd better go back, and see
>
> > if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.'
> >
> > 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money?
> > 'You didn't steal it, did you?'
> >
> > 'Oh, no', said the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next
> > to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and
> > pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence
> > with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the
> > fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'.
> >
> > 'Well, that seems only fair' laughs the cop. 'OK. Good luck! Oh, by the
> > way, what's in the other bag?'
> >
> > 'Well, you know', 'not everybody pays'.