Ah whe yuh cum pan mi FB wall an yuh tell mi yuh haff wan surprise fi'mi but yuh cyaan tell mi 'bout ie... and wen mi cawll yuh out 'bout diss, yuh just tand deh deh an yuh sey dat yuh cyaan tell mi 'bout dissya durprise becawse hit wan secret surprise, so yuh cyaan tell mi 'bout ie... but yuh nuh jess tell mi 'bout ie pan me FB wall? CHO! ..... and den yuh juss disappear entirely laka wan duppy, man! Kiss mi neck! Ah how yu NAT juss tell mi 'bout hit, wen yuh juss tell mi 'bout hit?! Wheel an come again, Missy?!
Nuh mek me
, Wendy! Mi reddy tuh
, man!
Ah mi wait fi hexplanayshun.
Mi bun fiyah pan yun, man, Wendy!
An still mi nuh kno wha dissya secret surprise is.....
Nuh mek me
, Wendy! Mi reddy tuh
, man! Ah mi wait fi hexplanayshun.

Mi bun fiyah pan yun, man, Wendy!

An still mi nuh kno wha dissya secret surprise is.....
