if Ashley is big enuff to be showing den how wen she

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Jill a try get a job wid Katherine widdout telling dat Billy

fyah har...bout she would leave Restless Style to help to bring dung Tucker...Mrs C seh to har, not on ur life

an yes, mi did tink Vicky did gi Nick di pen as a gift .....

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BAXIDE

dem a go allll out fi May sweeps....murda mi seh...murdaS

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if a laff a wet miself...

she try strangle Phyllis n cudden manage it...di odda one was to kill Michael an dat no go tru..di sista a run afta di bredda wid gun while helicopter wid Kevin n Mrs C a circle....if a laff a wet miself fi real

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di ooman put di live ooman eena di morgue freezer

she no easy...juss wen mi tink seh dat deh storyline done wid , dem come wid dis yah twiss..not to mention Jeana not knowing dat Kevin is har husban an Kevin him a chat to we telling how him set up Nick...cho...mi a get tyad wid dem yah ole story now even wid di seeming twists...den is how she no tink bout dis likkle bwoy fi how long now an all of a sudden she a leff har husban fi dis pickney..den Amber no tink seh har madda a go tink fi go LA fi find har...cho...dem cudda come wid betta dan dat...

n if JT get any holier dan thou mi expek fi see him sprout wings

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now dis man a rev up di saw fi go perform post mortem

n Emily a seh eena har mind dat she no dead...den a how she live eena dat deh cole storage... mi ongle hope seh di man a go realise him mistake an since everybody now realise seh Patty did sign into the hospital but neva sign out dem wi ketch up n end dis yah drasma....dem ha di hospital pon lock dung....oh lawd Patty n Jack a chat n him a dis har tinking him a chat to Emily...mi mummah...wonda if him a go figga it out... him a look pon har strange wen she buss out seh him fi stop

den Mac a gwanie gwanie wid JT like she a him wife an baby modda...all she a get pon mi nerve

oh oh...Billy come ovah to Victoria...booty cawllllllll

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tump har Jack..lik har mek she tell u...

finally smaddy wake up pon dis soap...mi sooo tyad of all dis crap

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so a whe him a run go...all she seh was dat 'she's gone'

him mussi figga dat she mean seh she kill har an him a run go di morgue...but mi still wan fi know how Emily live eena dat deh cole storage ovanite..guess dem a go seh di injection put har eena coma an har body slow dung etc etc etc

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oh [censored]...now she a hole syringe to har own neck

n a tell dem fi stay bak... dis remind me of Clevon in Blazing Saddles wen him hole him gun to him head an tell di redneck townfolks fi stay bak r di n wi kill himself...

well at least Jack save Emily n wen him a bawl ovah di 'body' him realise seh she ha pulse

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Emily tell Jack she not coming home cause him shudda did

know seh is not har...dat show seh dem neva know dem one anodda good enuff fi go married.....

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mi neva see dis one coming atall atall atalll

Malcolm is a mole fi Tucker??????????

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off to Jamaica..wonda if dem a go flim deh too

Billy and Victoria on dem way to Jamaica, first class...meanwhile Nick n Victor a chat bout dem gwine to protect har from him....

so now Sharon n Phyllis a get togedda fi clear Nick name...

Mac an JT a go hit di road...but stop...dont Mac a carry odda people baby?

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Billy n Victoria married in Ja...a so di islan sweet

baxide wen dis news buss bak home....

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Jack n Victor at the airport n of course dem see di new

coiple arrive togedda decked out in Jamaican tshirts....oh lawd.....

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Victa 2 dawta a disappint him...Abby strip naked before tv

cameras fi protess Jabot using animals fi tess dem cosmetics...yep dem age har again..tun big ooman now...Victa deh a di airport still a read di riot ack to Vicky wen di tv deh buss wid di naked pictures...

wat a rahtid wen him hear seh V n B married

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ooooh my girl a try fi a reality show

hear har...'i am an abbot n a newman n i will get the money'...wonda wat else she up to