I found out that

[Gen]

Re: Dem mek machine fi pick up

liz lange...for when the regular clothes cant fit nuh more

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ILP_N_Belly</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nylah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I just remember one girl I knew kept denying she was pregnant (we worked together) until we told her we already knew she was knocked up cause of the belly &quot;pop&quot; She was a small, fit girl so even before 3 months u could see the subtle change in her frame

so????

</div></div>

dont know what the &quot;pop&quot; is about, but mi inna mi regular close.
although mi muss admit daht some ah dem starting to feel uncomfortable. </div></div>

[Gen]

Re: GENEVA COME HERE!!!

BOAL woieeeeeeee good ting mi wasnt drinking


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ILP_N_Belly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ummm sweets...memba seh mi is professional person.
letting go fawt not gwine work.

can you imagine mi a tan up before di pickney (or betta yet dem parents or bakrah imself) ahn mi a let off fawt

ahn mi gawd dem loud too </div></div>

[ILP]

Is There Sinting Mi can tek

daht will help wid reactions to smells

OMG...mi not gwine last...mi not gwine last

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Is There Sinting Mi can tek

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ILP_N_Belly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">daht will help wid reactions to smells

OMG...mi not gwine last...mi not gwine last </div></div>

get a kerchif an put a scent that you like (lilac or mint) on it an keep it close at hand. Then sniff that when you encounter smellbadtings

[Stormmey]

Re: GENEVA COME HERE!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ILP_N_Belly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ummm sweets...memba seh mi is professional person.
letting go fawt not gwine work.

can you imagine mi a tan up before di pickney (or betta yet dem parents or bakrah imself) ahn mi a let off fawt

ahn mi gawd dem loud too </div></div>


awwww ILP just let em RIP, afterall it's a natural body function. Especially pon dem peeple that mess wid yu pon the job iiena, jus save them for them...a ded

[ILP]

Re: Is There Sinting Mi can tek

what if it is a person?
mi almost loss mi lunch lass hour.
now mi nuh feel too good.

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Is There Sinting Mi can tek

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ILP_N_Belly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what if it is a person?
mi almost loss mi lunch lass hour.
now mi nuh feel too good.
</div></div>samething, person tings whatever just mask di scent an move weh from it.

[Bandana]

Re: Is There Sinting Mi can tek

ILP there really is not much you can do to change the heightened sense of smell


Check this page for things to avoid:

here


Better yet, please to give me your address so I can send the book to Mr.ILP

[ILP]

Re: Is There Sinting Mi can tek

thanks bandit. mi gwine try a handkerchif...mi nu know how daht gwine go wid di offending pickney, but what else mi can do? is di whole semester mi have wid im.

when mi seh di pickney raw... o my gawd im raw. all mi could do was try ketch mi breath cah it did stawt lef mi. all when di pickney lef mi di smell seem like it did stuck up inna mi nose.

mi almost loss mi lunch

as for more reading materials for di current mr ilp...im could neva have too much

[Gen]

Re: Is There Sinting Mi can tek

yuh gwine smell tings yuh nevah used to smell

all now my sense of smell nuh gone back to normal 9 years later

walk wid some mint kerchief or sitten yah

[ILP]

And so it begins....

di comments, inuendos, and snide remarks.

[Nylah]

Re: And so it begins....

why are they so morally righteous?

You are in a long term relationship so what is the big deal to them?

<span style="font-weight: bold">plus, helllllooooo, 21st Century</span>. We did it revert to being a big deal if you are pregnant and single??????????

[ILP]

Re: And so it begins....

him fambly: (to him) We raised you better. do you want your child (our grandchild) to be a bastard?

mine: its time to stop playing house. why does he need to do the right thing when you keep giving it away for free?

my aunt: it's not fair to the child.

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: And so it begins....

before dem even open dem mowt....do dis den dis an seh......look yah, mi ah big ooman an mi know how fi live mi life.

NEVER EVER EVER ENTERTAIN FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: And so it begins....

I think that should be my new signature.....