My mother said

[missus_vegas]

Re: My mother said

one time my mom got so sick of me dat she took the mattress off my bed and put it out in the hall way. she also took all my clothes an threw then in the basement. we had an unfinished basement and the laundry room everything was out in the open.

she though doing this would make me clean up. she say once mi clean up the basement area and keep it clean (which was now my room) then i could get me room back

now me is a Taurus and mi very stubborn and spiteful. i know dat it would bun har more fi see mi a live inna di basement like animal. it didnt bother me much. all mi wanted to know was mi find a space big enuff fi lay dung and mi find a space fi sit put my computer chair

just to bug her i NEVER pick up once piece a clothes from where she throw it. as i needed something i would find it and wear it etc but i was not going to pick up all dem clothes and organize it after SHE tek dem dash dem dung so i mean the woman didnt only throw the clothes that i had on my bedroom floor etc....she empy drawers etc and tings hanging in the closet she totally kicked me out of my room

it stayed like this for months until she got tired of having the mattress in the hall way. one day she asked my dad to move it back in my room. he laughed at her and ask har is who and she moved it put deh.

eventually SHE move back the mattress and tell me i could go back in


so Kia i hope your son no spiteful and stubborn like me

once my mom also throw all my shoes into the garage (she had an attached garage) and i was in the habit of leaving my shoes in the door way...sometimes u look mi one use to have all 6 pairs of shoes sitting at the door...same ting she dash dem out deh and i dont bother look pan dem till i need then.

she was trying to spite me so me a spite har back

i pray to god my kids dont do dat to me cus already now that i have my own house i can see little bits on my mom in me. i cannot stand this man leaving his shoes in the door way etc etc....

[julie*mango]

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remine me of miself....mi a taurus to...


mi memba wan time mi madda cuss mi off an tell mi seh mi nuh fi eat her food cah mi neva do di dishes after she done cook an nasty up di kitchen... an dat mi muss go buy an cook mi own...mi was 16...so mi buy junk food everyday...she cook food an mi leff ie pan di stove ovanite til ie tan deh pwile...she ask mi y mi neva eat none a di food...mi tell her seh a she tell mi seh mi nuh fi nyam none

ah sah...mi have 2 gal pickney fi deal wid

[Gen]

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vegas yuh madda is a nice person cause if a mi a fling everyting inna the garbage

mi famous fi fling dutty clothes inna garbage truck

yuh shoes shouldan did inna the garbage a block up the doorway

mi hate when mi a trip ovah tings

[sistacaf]

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yah and them 'nice' parents is the ones weh dem chilren rule them forever. not me and that

i'm not a parent but i know if i coulda been, ida been a strickt one. all cloze and shoes and backpacks leff in the way after de sed two times talk wud be straight gone in gawbij. no 'feelin saary for' after time pass.

when my brother and i grew up left home, for a time we lived together in one apt. He and his boyz used to cook & dutty up all pot and pan and dish and leave them all so in sink, table, & counter. i'd ask nice fi them please be considerate and clean up, over and over, and nothin. so me not being able to tolerate no dutty kitchen, eventually i'd go and clean so mi could go in there and use the place. Til one day i grit my teeth, close my eyes and leff the mess all right thereso til them rot and ruin. him feel seh me woulda forever falla behine them clean up like maid usee. HA.

well eventually evry single one a dem dish and cookpot and pan was past all possibility of wash, and hadda be thrown out. (and u tawk bout MOLD? <span style="font-style: italic">eeeeeewwwwwww)</span> And today, lil bro is THE most anal-retentive neat-freak on the planet. god HELP him chilren if them ever leff backpack and shoes all on him livin room floor

[julie*mango]

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mi already threaten the 3 yo seh mi gwen pack up her toys an gi dem weh cah she nuh clean up wen she done play...it hard to enforce now cah her younger sister nuh big enuff fi kno di danger of di full extent of mi wrath so mi a gi dem some more time

[missus_vegas]

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my mom did threaten the garbage thing but honestly even if my mom did throw out my clothes in the garbage it probable still wouldnt care. mi would still find a way to spite har. i tink at the time she was probable paying for my clothes neways. i know i had a pt job in HS etc but i am pretty sure it was mainly fi har money a spend. and knowing me if she dash weh my clothes mi woulda just go out go buy some inappropriate clothes and give har sinting else fi mad over.its not like i didnt want to clean my room etc i think i was just going thru my phase and had diff priorities...plus lets face it moms are neat freaks

my grandma use to tell me a story about how my mom use to always &quot;forget&quot; to tek out the chimmy a morning time. so one day after my mom get ready and went off to skool, my granma went to the skool and in front of the whole class, she asked the teacher to let out my mom so she could come home come empty har chimmy not sure if my mom ever forgot that again...but can you imagine dats just mean

[Dr.Dudd]

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That was a mean thing to do to a child.
Since all the children of those days had that chore then, and all must have made that error.

[Nunya]

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Vegas, fi yuh day a go come. Truss me. That is the mother's revenge: seeing their kids getting it from <span style="font-style: italic">their</span> kids...

[Nunya]

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ILP - yuh mad nuh fawt. But affi say dat mi ooda did do de same ting

So a who prips Babygee an tell har say har bag eena gyabige???

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sistacaf</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
strickt </div></div>

BOAL!

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
1) He has a laundry basket in his bedroom that was half full
2) I specifically asked him to clean up his room and he said he had done so
3) the clothes were flung in a next pile away from the half empty laundry basket
4) The tags for the new clothes were dropped all over the floor (yes he has a waste basket in his room and does know how to use it).
</div></div>

Bwoy, sometimes yuh haffi do whe yuh haffi do yaw. De ongle ting is, yuh gotta be consistent. If yuh a go en up go outside to pick dem up (cause im related to Vegas), or clean up afta im (cause im jus nah go dweet), den it's a lose lose ~lol~

My kid is 16. Sometimes mi go clean im room, cause mi cyaa stan de mess an mi nuh eena de nuff talking bizniz. De ting doah, is if it deh pon de grung, it a gyabige.

So yeah, weeks or months later, im wi come to mi an ask mi if mi si some cable im need fi im computer, or a disk, or a certain shirt etc etc.

Mi wi ask im if did deh pon de floor. Of course, im always say no.

Mi tell im say, if mi clean im room, anyting pon de ground get swept up wid de res a de trash. So if im waa find de disk, di shirt or de whatever, im can go call de waste management depot. de numba de pon de fridge.

De ongle ting mi nuh chroa out a im school work, notes etc. Everyting else gots to go.

Bwoy pickney - dem gi mi agida. \o/

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sistacaf</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...when my brother and i grew up left home, for a time we lived together in one apt. He and his boyz used to cook &amp; dutty up all pot and pan and dish and leave them all so in sink, table, &amp; counter. i'd ask nice fi them please be considerate and clean up, over and over, and nothin. so me not being able to tolerate no dutty kitchen, eventually i'd go and clean so mi could go in there and use the place. Til one day i grit my teeth, close my eyes and leff the mess all right thereso til them rot and ruin. him feel seh me woulda forever falla behine them clean up like maid usee. HA...</div></div>

I had a similar experience with my brother. When I tell you hell coulda froze over and the lease itself coulda ended, and I still would have never washed those dishes. I did not go in there for so much as an ice cube.

It took him about a week to realize there was going to be nothing happening on my part. His bedroom was next to the kitchen so he got a good understanding of how old beans are a special case of funk. (After day 3, I was forced to dump a lil bleach across that fiasco.)

It was difficult, but it had to be done. I can show you better than I can tell you. You know one thing though? I never looked at that kitchen the same way again lol. After he cleaned it up and very well I might add, it still always felt like a crime scene. I was so happy when it was time to move.

[Hush Darlin]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">


agida. </div></div>
huh

[ILP]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">ILP - yuh mad nuh fawt. But affi say dat mi ooda did do de same ting

So a who prips Babygee an tell har say har bag eena gyabige??? </div></div>

tell har wah? you mussi mad
mi gwine dash weh di bag ongly fi go tell har weh it deh
babygirlA racked up ova $300 in book/school fee daht she haffi pay back HERSELF.
she knew har muddah wasnt gwine gi har any money &amp; mi'da need ah box if mi did give it to har
she fine out very quickly that mi seh what mi mean ahn mean prezackly what mi seh.

yup, crazy jamaican, indeed.

[kia027]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
1) He has a laundry basket in his bedroom that was half full
2) I specifically asked him to clean up his room and he said he had done so
3) the clothes were flung in a next pile away from the half empty laundry basket
4) The tags for the new clothes were dropped all over the floor (yes he has a waste basket in his room and does know how to use it).
</div></div>

Bwoy, sometimes yuh haffi do whe yuh haffi do yaw. De ongle ting is, yuh gotta be consistent. If yuh a go en up go outside to pick dem up (cause im related to Vegas), or clean up afta im (cause im jus nah go dweet), den it's a lose lose ~lol~

My kid is 16. Sometimes mi go clean im room, cause mi cyaa stan de mess an mi nuh eena de nuff talking bizniz. De ting doah, is if it deh pon de grung, it a gyabige.

So yeah, weeks or months later, im wi come to mi an ask mi if mi si some cable im need fi im computer, or a disk, or a certain shirt etc etc.

Mi wi ask im if did deh pon de floor. Of course, im always say no.

Mi tell im say, if mi clean im room, anyting pon de ground get swept up wid de res a de trash. So if im waa find de disk, di shirt or de whatever, im can go call de waste management depot. de numba de pon de fridge.

De ongle ting mi nuh chroa out a im school work, notes etc. Everyting else gots to go.

Bwoy pickney - dem gi mi agida. \o/ </div></div>

well is day 3 and fi de last two days mi fling outa window; de new clothes tag dem get fling outa bed pon the floor so mi fling dem back eena de bed till im figure out seh ie fi go eena garbage

less clothes pon de floor but dem still dedeh so dem a get fling out..

yessideh mrKia tell im seh im clothes outa door sayka it gwine rain..