Stuff Jamaican parents say

[CeaBee]

I saw a video on youtube over the weekend...me watch it and was like alrite... (wasn't particularly funny or true imo).

just catch myself wid "unnu stop the nize" what little tings u say as a jcan parent?

[RichD]

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"yuh want milo?"

[kia027]

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when lass u bathe?

u clean u room

eat u dinna

u tink mi and u a size?

mi like the goat p iss line.. i neva hear dat one yet

[CeaBee]

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i think the "stuff caribbean moms" say is funnier...or maybe is just the accent i like

[St_Bess]

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Who caan hear will feel
You done you homework?
Tand dey - trouble no set like rain
Tiday fi me tomorrow fi you
Every doy have him 4 O'clock
Mi granny used to sey - "Mo mek me spit and eh dry before you come back"

[kia027]

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how much she can kissteet

[RichD]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CeaBee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i think the &quot;stuff caribbean moms&quot; say is funnier...or maybe is just the accent i like

one of my FB friends posted one about stuff Bajan parents say...even though the accent is funny the content was not that funny.










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[CeaBee]

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aah i think the mom in the carib one is trini. me will google your bajan one.

[kia027]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CeaBee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i think the &quot;stuff caribbean moms&quot; say is funnier...or maybe is just the accent i like











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I think is the slippaz dat mek it fi u

[CeaBee]

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&quot;i work so hard fi these chirren...they does be trying to kill me&quot; (or someting suh i like the accent caan always pick up on all the words)

that sound like me when i ask them why them trying to kill me

and yes i like the slippas

[RichD]

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they should re-title it..thinks Caribbean/Jamaican/Bajan Mothers say

[twiney]

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a gwine give u a b!tch lick or a rhatid lick.
no make mi count to 3 and u no reach up the stairs.
wha mek u ears so hard.

[FrenchTickla]

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trouble never set like rain

if a lick u you fall e t

wah sweet u a guh sour u

[ILP]

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wah wrang wid you? you have macca inna you skin?
what sweet nanny goat gwine run them belly?
you head fava runnin field ah dawkness
is not di dawg weh filth inna bush weh memba...is di dawg weh step inna it.
when lass you bade.
cream you skin.
six of one, half dozen of di oddah.

[Skelly]

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caught myself saying these recently:

go study yu book!
weh yu a go look so? yu fayva heng pan nail.
pickney, if mi lick yu, yu fenneh!
gallang go siddung wan side.
you gwaan *side eye*
[Child's name] come here. [Child's name] come here. Pickney mi seh COOM YAH!!!