science of BS?

[CeaBee]

hush vegas

no matter what u do smaddy will always have a comment

if u did put the child down fi bawl...smaddy probably would tell u something bout that too.

is not easy for first time moms to have the confidence to tell people fi leff har alone.

[FrenchTickla]

vegas, one ting mi learn early on is dat people love tell you how fi raise you pickney. is nuff pressure and nuffa it come from di unqualified. when a new mother ask mi fi advice, mi always tell dem di options, or why mi choose wah mi choose but mi try stress say dem fi do wah wuk fi dem.

I didn't circumcise alex - mi jewish fren dem almost have a conniption
Mi still nuh cut him hair - mi tiyad a di comments bout wat mi a guh do wid it
Him talk a whole lot - di questions bout hooked on phonics. no, mi just talk to him and him nuh watch much tv. studies say so and it fit mi life for now
Di decision fi use a nanny - u can see di likkle wheels a tink say mi mussi rich or sinting. tink whateva
Him inna a pink a day or two of him life - if pink cudda tun man gay, den dere would be less gay men in di world
Bwoy pickney mussen cry! - lawd one older man from yawd say dat to him last week and if him wasn;t mi fren uncle meeda cuss him awf . mi love up dis bwoy wid kisses and hugs and mek him cry if him need fi cry. wah mek wi attribute dese traits to ongle girls

don't get mi started vegas. do wat work for ooni

[missus_vegas]

lol.

sorry fi di long rant peeps

wen i made the post it was totally unrelated. i had just happen to come across the little blurb about babies and decided to post. then today as mi online now dis ooman start up pan mi. all bcus she wanted the kids to go play together and mi tell her say me and LV not too long wake up so it would have to wait till around 2 pm ish ( dat no fit in her schedule wid naps etc) as i had little ting to too etc. a dat time she stawt pan mi bout how our routine is not normal and horse dead cow fat. and basically said if i was a better mom LV wouldnt sleep during the wrong times

our routine works for me. If i need to be up and about i wake her up and she goes with the flow. if i have no plans i let her sleep till wenever she wants. sometimes dat means 11:30 or even the 12:30. wen mi see 12:30 mi will wake her and say no man. u tek dis ting too far but honestly it works.

our family lifestyle is not "orderly". From dis pickney bawn she no spend more dan a few months in one given location and i love the fact that she is so versatile. If i decide to go shopping she will go all day and no cramp my style. If i need to be out and about during the afternoon she good with just a power nap in the car etc, and i dont have to worry about her being cranky. if mi deh out and mi see she really tired and want to sleep and i dont need to be out mi find mi yard. she just "roll" wid wah mi a do and it works. not dat i over do it, but she is the type of child u can bring wid u go hair dresser an she just need few toys and she siddung and wait. u tek har on a road trip, she no inna di back and bawl bawl she just relax. she eat wat me eat and mi no affi a worry miself bout no special schedule and no special dis and dat.

I see ppl wid dem perfect schedules a complain say dem cyan get fi go here and dere cant do dis cant do dat. dem cant sleep in....i dont have ne a dem issues. wen she tired she go sleep. wen she hungry she tell mi she want food. wats so wrong wid dat? for all my "undisciplined" behavior my child is quite disciplined and well behaved and i have never had nebody refuse to watch her for me. PPl always tell me she is the easiest child to watch cus she not even miss mi wen mi gone. even di fuss time mi leave her wid ppl she just fit right in as if she been there all her life. fi know it all ppl who love talk down to others.