Menz I have a question for unoo...

[julie*mango]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

Ok so yeah after di car stop rock wi decide fi leff dah spot before gunman come stick we up inna di early morning...yu know how dem car ting go..is nutten too long...just a quick ting...and OMG I was aching in places mi neva know could a ache..I wanted more mOrE MoRe MORE...mi never ready fi go back a di place yet... tings jus a start...my cup runneth over...I needed annointing...oh so badly... mi seh come mi know a spot we can go... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img]

I was sooo...mmmm...mi never even put awn back mi g-string nor mi pants...homes was speeding...him mussi did in di same state a mind to...him was going so fast him never realize seh Babylon set up speed trap at 6am dat Satdeh mawning....


so we get pulled over...mi seh "Oh Sheet!" Mi half naked inna di car an mi nuh waan dem eediat Babylon bwoy come tek mi mek poppy show... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

[applepie]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

Lady please come finish the story [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dear K</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img] </div></div>

mi neva even see when you reach inna dis [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

is wah sweet yu so mek yu a clap 2 time?? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

So...we got pulled over...mi jus hurry up stuff mi drawz under the car seat and pull on mi pants cah mi neva have time fi put on both..I dont even think I had time to pull up mi zip and button the waist. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]

So mi see dis officer ben down and put him hand on top a di car...hombre wind down di window...mi deh yah a fret seh him was going mek di two a wi come out because my hair was disheveled from di *ehem* [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img] and mi was not properly dressed...plus mi sure after all di sweating mi do dat nite/morning I wreaked of love musk [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

Officer seh: Good morning.
Hombre: Morning officer. How you doing today?
Officer: Mi cool now yu nuh, but yu know it a go get hot later on in di day...gwen haffi buy a drinks fi cool mi down. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Right then and there yu know seh is money him a look. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70379-moneyeyes.gif[/img]

Him ask hombre fi di papers fi di car an tell him to step out a di vehicle...

dem go in front a di car..and hombre hand him di license and di car papers... I couldn't hear what they were saying but mi see officer a nod him head in my direction and big grin come cross him face...men [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whatever.gif[/img] ...so mi see him give back hombre him papers and tell him fi drive carefully. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

I don't know how much he paid the officer.. he never told me and I never asked...but anyway we were on we way to di beach [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img]

[Bandana]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

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Skelly [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]






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[Magician]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

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Skelly_pon_har_Belly. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70390-shhh.gif[/img]

[X]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

dis wicked!
Puss yuh a get yuh "Yardie Stripes".. chus mi yuh a get 'Ratings, no Scrapings' [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]
continue.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[X]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

by the way Barbican? Suh a uppa Skyline drive yuh did deh?
Wan a mi ex loose a likkle bredda bottom side deh suh enuh.. u know di likkle back bush road whey run from august town rd to coconut park? find him shatup.. A think a up deh di Andem Gang use to hide out tuh, suh unno really did a teck a "Quickie chance".

anyhow.. suh di Sex on di Beach chapter now, or did unno stap a Port henderson back road instead and guh a wan a di 'bed bug farm' like Happy Times or Moments, or Rooms, or Jollys or Arizon Inn, or Sea Horse... or.. oops! Sorry is NAT dat mi use to ventore dem endz deh .. suh nuh badda wid it.. ( *aaaaw mmemories..* )

anyway carry on ... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[Magician]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

all now unu gwine gi weh all di spots an nuttin nuh go leff.
an is nuff papparatzi deh bout pon Boardlane! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70390-shhh.gif[/img]

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Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Magic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">all now unu gwine gi weh all di spots an nuttin nuh go leff.
an is nuff papparatzi deh bout pon Boardlane! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70390-shhh.gif[/img] </div></div>
as long as nuhbaddy nuh mention Spanish Treasure Hotel near Jago heights.... oops!

but nuff a dem spot deh cant work again. too much crime.. robbery, raping, maiming and killing gwaan over the last decade. Killed these spots.
Places like (meck a si.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] )
- Helshire (near Twin Sista caves)
- Green bay ( topside Rodney Arms)
- Pt henderson Back road (nuff said)
- Breaton 'tank/exercise hill"
- Skyline drive
- Queenhill
- uppa red hills Rd
- kingston harbout front
- devon house (not sure bout the score pon dat)
- behind hope gdns
????

[julie*mango]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

Lawd X yu haffi gi weh mi spots dem man..cha [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

So yes we a drive go a Hellshire...dem time deh tings neva did so bad... Before mi come out a di car mi put awn back mi drawz...di pants just nuh feel right when it a rub gainst di bare ting yu nuh?

So mi tek off mi shoes and carry dem inna mi hand..my bare foot touched di cool sand....mi walk along di beach wid hombre at mi side...seemingly aimlessly but mi did a look fi a perfect spot in wan a dem board shed and hope seh nuh baddi nuh pass by...but all I could see at 6:30 in di mawning was nuff people running...mi seh "but wait! Is since when yard people get so health conscious?" I was hella mad...mi neva waan go back inna di car because it come een like mi did a dweet in a airplane bathroom...tight!!!

So we walk and walk til we end up at di far side a di beach...it was semi deserted..just one or two people walking by...so we stop inna di shed and ting but fi some reason mi neva waan tek it to dat level...mi body did still hot and mi did still want him but mi just decide seh mi was gwen ketch him later...

But we did make use a di semi privacy though...OMG [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] hombre had some *magic fingers* ... and lawd him know fi get mi chocolate twins attention [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img]


Him get mi so hot mi had fi cool down...quick...so mi tek off mi pants and walk go right inna di sea and immerse mi entire body in that warm turquoise sea....lawd it was sooo refreshing... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] all dis time him stand up on di shore a watch mi swim out further and further....mi turn roun stare pon him like mi was waiting for him to join me...but he never did... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] So mi jus swim back to shore and put awn mi pants and went back to the villa go fresh up and hole a [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-sleeping.gif[/img]...

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Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hott_Puss</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Lawd X yu haffi gi weh mi spots dem man..cha [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

So yes we a drive go a Hellshire...dem time deh tings neva did so bad... Before mi come out a di car mi put awn back mi drawz...di pants just nuh feel right when it a rub gainst di bare ting yu nuh?

So mi tek off mi shoes and carry dem inna mi hand..my bare foot touched di cool sand....mi walk along di beach wid hombre at mi side...seemingly aimlessly but mi did a look fi a perfect spot in wan a dem board shed and hope seh nuh baddi nuh pass by...but all I could see at 6:30 in di mawning was nuff people running...mi seh "but wait! Is since when yard people get so health conscious?" I was hella mad...mi neva waan go back inna di car because it come een like mi did a dweet in a airplane bathroom...tight!!!

So we walk and walk til we end up at di far side a di beach...it was semi deserted..just one or two people walking by...so we stop inna di shed and ting but fi some reason mi neva waan tek it to dat level...mi body did still hot and mi did still want him but mi just decide seh mi was gwen ketch him later...

But we did make use a di semi privacy though...OMG [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] hombre had some *magic fingers* ... and lawd him know fi get mi chocolate twins attention [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img]


Him get mi so hot mi had fi cool down...quick...so mi tek off mi pants and walk go right inna di sea and immerse mi entire body in that warm turquoise sea....lawd it was sooo refreshing... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] all dis time him stand up on di shore a watch mi swim out further and further....mi turn roun stare pon him like mi was waiting for him to join me...but he never did... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] So mi jus swim back to shore and put awn mi pants and went back to the villa go fresh up and hole a [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-sleeping.gif[/img]... </div></div>

soon come.. just a dunk this large bucket of ice and cold water over mi head.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]
brb

[julie*mango]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

So Saturday morning bout 9am mi go bed...never wake up back til bout 6..7 in di evening..mi go tek a drive out and go cross di waters over mi peeple dem and eat a good dinner...I had made plans with my friends to go out that night but mi did mash up from di previous night still...plus mi had mi mind set on finishing off dat buddy properly [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] ...jah know it did sweet mi so til mi jus did waan more... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img]


So bout 11 mi reach back a mi place and mi see hombre like him jus come in back to. Mi kinda ignore him at first and go inna mi room and ting...quietly contemplating mi next move..when and where...the older lady was there but like mi seh she always lock off certain time a di night so mi never worry bout she...di English woman seem like she fall in love wid her piece a buddy so mi nuh see her fi days now...so mi had him to miself inna di place..never had to worry bout making too much noise... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

Mi go knock pon him door... there was a brief pause before he came and answered...mi never seh nutten to him..mi jus push mi way in..my body against his....all di way to him bed...mi push him til him end up sitting on di edge of bed....

Him seh to mi: yu rude yu nuh..and laughed... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]


Mi soon come...haffi...go...shower... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

I won't go into details...Dear K might have me banned after this [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

But all I have fi seh is P-O-S-I-T-I-O-N fi kill!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img]

And hombre have wan fire hose deh wid equi-length/girth/squirt.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]

Lawd...memories... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]

Anyways...the remainder of my stay went something along these lines..during the daytime mi look fi mi fambily or goat a road wid mi fren dem, go daytripping a Portland, Lime Key, Ochi, dem place deh...but come night time mi race back a mi place fi link up my guy. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img]

We started going out on "dates" ... yu nuh..him would a carry mi out go eat...or me carry him go ova Hellshire and jus chill and lissen to di drum pan soun play...eat a fish an festival an bammy wid a Heineken pon di side [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/hungry.gif[/img] ... walk and talk...hole a medi... jus enjoying each other's company.
And every morning him used to leave me likkle gifts fi meditate wid during di day while him deh a work..den inna di night when him come in we meditate together. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img]

I really did like him ... but there came a point where the sex was just that....sex...all of that magic that was there initially began to wear off...it was still great but I had this iron wall built around me that was impenetrable. I didn't want to fall for him or anybody at that point in my life...I was looking for Mr Right Now not Mr Right. Plus, I don't do well with long distance relationships [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] And like I mentioned earlier he had some minute personality flaws that I would find highly annoying had I been his woman. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img]


I drew away from him somewhere near the end of my stay...I went out with my friends more often, brought them over (guys too) and went out with another guy one night [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img]...nutten came of that [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] I love that he gave me my space and was never clingy [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] ...even when we were at a session and some drunk fellar would start feel up on me and force onto me he would never do anything or say anything unless I hinted to him that I needed help and normally I didn't need help to get rid of them ...jealousy in a man is a big turn off to me [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] ..especially if me and you nuh deh...but as mi seh, mi rate him [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]

In the end though I did the nasty with him one last time.. but this last time I just didn't feel right...I don't know what it was...maybe a mixed feeling in me that I was never going to see him again...or that I didn't want to..and I just wanted to forget him...and never pine for him...or yearn for him... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]

That Tuesday morning before I left I hugged him so tight...I wanted to kiss him goodbye [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img] ...but according to my standards that was not appropriate [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] ...I did not love him...and I was damn sure he did not love me...not in 3 weeks...it just was not possible..or was it... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

Re: Menz I have a question for unoo...

I just wanted to lock away that chapter in my life and forget about him and move on to the next conquest... as a matter of fact before I even boarded the plane I met another guy...him did sweet yu si [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] ...but me was flying to NY and him to DC [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] .. mi get di digits though so mi had something fi look forward to as soon as mi plane did land. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]

Years go by...mi meet Mr Skells...funny enough mi still was going through mi Mr Right-Now phase when I met him....but lawd him did persistent and him wear mi down eventually [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img]... mi sekkle down...doing the wifey ting and den di mommy ting... those who know me best never figured I'd be playing those roles now...I was a live wire...life of the party...and yes mi did/still love man [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img] ... but after a while you outgrow all them things and certain things become more important...from time to time mi miss di fun I used to have back then but now my life is different...I have a family to raise and mold and because I have been there and done that I can't wait for my girls to get older so I can share some of my experiences with them ..hoping that they make good life choices...

But anyway I never communicated with the guy...he gave me his number but I never called...no need for me to revisit the past...

Years go by...

Recently..I got a message on one of those social network sites from him...mi seh "wait, how him find me?" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img]

Turns out we share a mutual friend...

I added him on my IM and we chatted briefly... I pretty much told him straight up I was married and had a child...he's not ..he's still single with no kids...mi ask him wats up with that...if him nuh meet Mrs Right yet...him seh no...dem girls him meet just want somebody fi pay dem bills...mi seh

"So wah wrong wid dat?" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]



Him laff...we chat likkle bit...den recently him seh him did waan call mi.. it was late in the night but I was home alone so I said ok...so I gave him my #... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70361-embarassed.gif[/img]