Di Pawty

[Nylah]

Re: Di Pawty

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mILuvPortland</div><div class="ubbcode-body">lawd how oonu can do mi suh?

how much times mi haffi tell oonu daht mi haffi tek time post cah if di current mr ilp eva know seh mi post fi im colleeks dem story pon intanet...lawd mi shame fah di outcome </div></div>

Kissteet...

a) don't ever let your SO find out that you post on Jamaicans.com
b) use wireless so you can post from the bathroom, balcony or the closet
c) if the above fails, type in MS Word then copy and paste quickly as soon as him leave di room

<span style="font-weight: bold">Yuh nuh have no excuse.</span> </div></div>

BOAL

[ILP]

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Oonu guess yet?

Fi all oonu weh guess daht it was Bridgett daht was slinking har way ova to di bar....oonu is incorrect How it could be har when inna di last installment she was inna har hand miggle?

Ok, mek mi tell oonu. It was none oddah dan Shawt Frock Gyal. Mi see har out di corner of mi yeye dem ah slink ova to di bar weh David DiHusband was getting one drink. Some ooman, essie? Dem nu have any shame atall. When she reach di bar mi see har whisper sinting inna David DiHusband ears ahn den rub him back. Mi thought mi woulda lose fi mi hors d'ivers cah she had was fi reach likkle bit fi rub David DiHusband back ahn fi har undaneath was nearly expose

Jim's daughter den said, &quot;Dad, you want something to eat? I'm gonna go get something?&quot; Jim said no. Dem mi hear har say, &quot;I'll just double up on what I get because I know you're gonna eat what I bring back.&quot; &lt;----why is it that men do this? Anyhow, Jim daughter went towards the buffet. One next smaddy walked over to wi (im work at di office wid di current mr ilp. Mi not really sure what im was trying to achieve wid im outfit cah im look regular ). Jim asked im if im did see di commotion wid David DiHusband and Bridgett ahn di smaddy seh im never know nuttin bout it. How im could miss it was beyond mi, but anyhow. Di smaddy ask for di full hundred. Jim stawt fi fill im in.

One ting oonu may not know is daht di current mr ilp dont like mix up. im nu like it atall. mi nu like mixup eidah....well... as long as it's not me di current mr ilp never want to hear Jim replay-by-play, so im mek wi excuse ahn wi stawt walk towards di buffet. Mi run into a few oddah folks, wi say wi hellos, wi teks compliments ahn inquiries bout wi outfits Wi never mek it to di buffet.

Mi hope oonu nu think daht things did calm dung at dis time. Cah dem didn't.

Mi hear smaddy seh, &quot;What the hell is going on with them?&quot; But dem was looking of inna di distance at something.

Have Mercy....

[UKBlackLady]

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<span style="font-weight: bold">Hell Peeeee... </span> Come wid it nuh! Che!

[diabolical_Tanya]

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[ILP]

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Mek I ask oonu something. What is the most disgraceful ting oonu eva do in public? Now oonu haffi consider daht when oonu was doing it you neva consider how disgraceful it was ahn you kinna dash caution to di wind. But after you finish di act and consider wah you do, you shame fi real. Mi mean all now you shame bout it. Oonu come wid it now


So mi hear di smaddy seh, &quot;What the hell is going on with them?&quot; and dem was looking off inna di distance at Bridgett ahn di ooman weh did come fi ask har if she did alright afta David DiHusband cuss har off. Bridgett ahn di ooman inna one evalastin tracin match. Mi couldan hear what dem was saying, but it was obvious dem was tracin dem one annedah cah all you could see is and and and ahn &lt;------ you get di drifts. Each time Bridgett try fi walk off di ooman block har path or grab har arm ahn hold har back.

Mi hear di current mr ilp seh, &quot;Oh Christ. This night is going downhill fast.&quot;
Mi seh, &quot;Yup.&quot; Right here mi did kinna cross cah mi neva have no snacks fi nyam while mi was watching di show.

Anyhow, Bridgett ahn di ooman carry on back ahn forth for a few more minutes when it look like Bridgett finally put har foot dung ahn tell di ooman fi tek weh harself. Di ooman finally shrug har shoulders ahn den she step aside. Bridgett fix har outfit (she did dress juss like Cyndi Lauper &lt;---- ah suh har name spell? Wadeva, she dress juss like har) ahn den walked towards the bar.

Di current mr ilp upet mi right here enoh? Cah hear im, &quot;Why dont we go outside for some air?&quot;
Mi quickly come back wid, &quot;I'm fine.&quot; Then... &lt;----still no snacks.

Bridgett walk right towards where David DiHusband was (along wid Shawt Frock Gyal ahn har nawsy self ). Mi was thinking that Bridgett was gonna try fi get David DiHusband attention or stawt try fi cuss im again. Lawd mi couldan more wrong. Bridgett neva even fawt pon David DiHusband. She walk right up ahn stand <span style="text-decoration: underline">in between</span> David DiHusband ahn Shawt Frock Gyal and commence fi Shawt Frock Gyal Yes, ah suh mi seh too.

See Shawt Frock Gyal here

David DiHusband try fi grab Bridgett arm, mussi fi tell har fi collect harself, but im was rather unsuccessful. Mi nu think Bridgett even notice, she juss ah continue Shawt Frock Gyal. Di people round di bar never even know wah fi do sake ah how dem did frozen inna dem tracks. Shawt Frock Gyal mussi notice di &quot;attention&quot; dem was getting ahn stawt look round di room. David DiHusband tried again fi grab Bridgett arm ahn this time im was successful. David DiHusband stawt pull pon Bridgett arm ahn ah try drag har from di bar ahn Shawt Frock Gyal face. David DiHusband grasp never last long cah Bridgett get loose ahn ketch har balance on di bar. Bridgett look dung where she did put har hand ahn mussi notice one drink daht did deh.

Lawd....mi body Mi wasnt laughing at di time, but when mi memba di look pon Shawt Frock Gyal Face..... I are still deading

Bridgett pick up di glass from di bar ahn pour di drinks right pon Shawt Frock Gyal head. Den Bridgett put dung di glass, pick up one napkin ahn wipe har hand. Di entire time Bridgett ah look pon Shawt Frock Gyal like



Kissteet...di phone ringing. Mi soon come fi tell oonu wah David DiHusband did at dis point. <span style="font-style: italic">BRB.</span>

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Di Pawty

it's been 26 mins

[Compry]

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Last post - 07/05/08 09:22 PM

[twiney]

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u seet ... the phone mussi still a ring to baxcova

[diabolical_Tanya]

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50 minutes 40 seconds ago Re: Di Pawty

[mountaingal]

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o gosh, ilpy a get documented.

[Bandana]

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[Compry]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Last post - 07/05/08 09:22 PM </div></div>

Anybady si ILP all day?

[CeaBee]

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she poas in the SB 49 min 26 sec ago

[Bandana]

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[Compry]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: coolbeans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">she poas in the SB 49 min 26 sec ago </div></div>

I see. Thank you Cools.