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It look like mi haffi stawt keep mi money inna mi matrass 
Mi glad mi have di current mr ilp colleeks fi laugh afta fi real. Where was I 
Shawt Frock Gyal face. is a shame Ja.com nu have no smile fi how she set har face. So drinks ah drip dung Shawt Frock Gyal face ahn dung har very shawt so call dress 
when it look like she did set fi parse har lips fi seh something, Bridgett raise har shoulders ahn den do 
den 
Shawt Frock Gyal get mad eesie, den seh something to Bridgett, but di chunes was too loud fi hear what she said. Bridgett ahn Shawt Frock Gyal look like dem was set fi stawt <span style="font-style: italic">Tracing Dash Drinks Cussin Pawt II</span>, but David DiHusband wasn't having none ah daht 
Mi nuh nu how Bridgett arm neva bruk fi real. David DiHusband stawt pull Bridgett fram di bar. Di entire time Bridgett ah look pon Shawt Frock Gyal suh 
Bridgett seh someting else to Shawt Frock Gyal ahn Shawt Frock Gyal look like she juss notice seh har face ahn dress front was wet. Di bartender hand har one towel fi clean up harself 
Hear mi:
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Mi was literally bruking mi neck fi reach deh, enoh? 
Mi never had fi reach di bathroom fi see di...di...<span style="text-decoration: line-through">fireworks</span> <-----mi nu even know wah word mi could put deh. David DiHusband ahn Bridgett was in di hallway wid one evalastin tracin match. 
Dem neva even notice daht mi did deh. Di bathroom have ah likkle sitting area wid some sofas (right next to the door 
) so mi sit miself right deh. 
Mi sit inna di chair ahn cotch mi ears toward di door. Di sound was mufled, but mi could still hear dem. 
But mi wouldan hereso wid di tory, if mi wasnt faas, so wi draw, dont? Di 2 smaddy (one ooman dress juss like she was Freddy fram <span style="font-style: italic">Different World</span> ahn di oddah mi not really sure, still) stop dead inna dem tracks. Mi tek up miself fi explain daht Bridgett ahn David DiHusband was tracin when mi enter ahn.... <span style="font-style: italic">ahem...</span> "that's why I was kind of nervous to go back out there." 
Mi nu think one ah di ooman did buy mi argument 
She shrug har shoulder ahn den open di door ahn har friend follah har out di door. But mi wouldan hereso wid di tory, if mi wasnt faas, <span style="font-weight: bold">so wi draw, dont?</span>
But mi wouldan hereso wid di tory, if mi wasnt faas, <span style="font-weight: bold">so wi draw, dont?</span> </div></div> <span style="font-weight: bold">Yes</span>
Dem neva even notice daht mi did deh.
) use to always say <span style="font-style: italic"> "What sweet nanny goat will run it belly"</span>. Oonu will haffi stay tuned to mek di decision as to who belly gwine run. 
So mi gaddah miself ahn decide fi just go back out to di pawty. When mi hear, “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.” 
ahn di door fly open. Mi heart almost come outta mi mouth, enoh? It was Bridgett 
), “I am done. I am so done. I am so [censored] done.” Den di most 
thing happened. Oonu ready? <span style="font-style: italic">tappin fingahs....</span> mi mouth heng open. (when mi seh mi almost faint weh, enoh?). ) Di door open ahn mi hear, “Oh, there you are.” It was di ooman daht Bridgett was arguing wid earlier. No, not Shawt Frock Gyal, how it could be har (aldoh, daht woulda funny to rah but di one weh Bridgett mussi did tell har fi tek weh harself. Mi was like 
but inna mi heart. right deso. Felicia went over to console Bridgett and Bridgett stawt one ah dem fi real hugly cry. Mi juss tek mi time ahn left daht place. 
mi did feel a way, enoh? So mi tell di current mr ilp daht mi need one drink (a very strong one), him seh ok ahn wi stawt walk back into di pawty towards di bar. Dem neva even notice daht mi did deh. </div></div>
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