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Re: Im Get Dis fi Xmas
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red briefs and a chippendales tutorial?
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Lawd mi had to ansa di phone. Mi wanted to tell oonu what was in deh, before oonu stawt guess. Mi deading, eesie? 
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OK, mek mi give oonu likkle background.
im is one of di current mr ilp combalow
mi nuh too care fi im, but wah mi can do? so every once in a while mi will deal when im come here.
anyhow...mi nuh like how im tan when it come to women. im juss give mi dis...mi will call it di greasey feeling, enoh? Like im is too slick fi im owna good.
Well mi hear di doorbell dis mawnin. As it wasnt too early, mi go open it. Is im
Im say, "Happy Holiday" den ask if di current mr ilp home.
mi seh yes, come in.... Mi see im a carry di box weh mi post up top.
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is it a box of *toys* for you to use while he sits in the corner and whimpers?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">is it a box of *toys* for you to use while he sits in the corner and whimpers? </div></div>
mi have one box like daht already...
seet yah
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weh yu get dat deh bax? it come wid di *toys*?Comment
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Mi dont even like fi be inna di sed room wid di man when im come here and di current mr ilp know
so dem always go inna one next room or mi go upstairs go fine sinting to do.
mi soon here di current mr ilp a move round inna di kitchen, bout....mi gwine call im....John..."John you want some coffee? Yes, ILP made her pound cake, she put her foot in this one. I'll bring a few slices. (Ummm...see mi here
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Anyhow, mi mekase run inna di kitchen fi mek sure dem nu nyam off mi cake, as mi ongly can bake one kinna ting, ahn mi nuh able dem finish it off
Mi tell di current mr ilp mi will mek di likkle coffee and bring it to dem. Im smile ahn jet back to...oh yes, John.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">weh yu get dat deh bax? it come wid di *toys*? </div></div>
di container store.
dis bax look much better dahn di brown paper bag weh di toys usually come in
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how yu soh boasy? wats rang wid kipping *them* in yu panty drawer?
also when yu hax fi di bob bax, how do you describe weh yu want to di nice sales clerk?Comment
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lawd Sue you ah try confuse mi....how much 'tory mi have going on here...
mi neva ask none ah di salespersons fi help mi wid di bax, enoh? but mi did get when mi did put one of mi toys (mi brought from home) inside di box dem. but mi nuh undastand wah di big deal was, mi was just meking sure mi tings would fit inside properly.... 
<span style="font-style: italic">mek mi continue wid di original 'tory...</span>
ok, so mi inna di kitchen pouring few cup of coffee ahn <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline">thinly</span></span> slicing mi cake. mi hear, "whatami supposed to do? she waited for me to open it, she frikin went off when i did and then left. She aint answering her phone."
then mi hear, "what is all this [censored], anyway?" from di current mr ilp.
suh mi know mi had was fi reach quick weh dem was....
mi tek up di few cup and di plate wid di <span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="text-decoration: underline">thinly</span></span> slice cake on it ahn tek dem in to di two of dem. mi see di box (di black one weh mi first post) ahn some heap ah paper, pictras, bill, and print outs spread out on di table.
John try quick fi gather them up when mi stawt <span style="text-decoration: line-through">peep dem</span> look for one place to puddung di likkle refreshments weh mi bring dem.
Mi give im one rhatid dutty look, essie?Comment
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So mi give John di dutty look ahn im quick fi change im face ahn mi puddung di likkle refreshments fi di two ah dem.
Mi wait fi dem to taste wah mi bring dem ahn ask if dem did need anything else, but oonu already know seh mi neva give a dyam bout wah else dem did need. Mi was faas inna dem business ahn ah look ova di tings weh did still on di table
What was on di table oonu ask?
mi see nuff pictas, some bill weh tings look like it did highlight, some entrance tickets...like movie stubs or sinting else, some email printout looking things, some receipts.
Mi hear di current mr ilp seh, "everything is excellent, honey," den im stawt clear im throat. If mi neva shame mi woulda cuss off fi im pawts too
So mi juss leff dem, but mi walk very slowly....
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sue if you go into any home decor store, you can find these "storage" containers/boxes, just pick the color and size you want, take it home and put your toys or in my case my daughter's art supplies, board games etc and put it pan the shelf inna yuh house
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">how yu soh boasy? wats rang wid kipping *them* in yu panty drawer?
also when yu hax fi di bob bax, how do you describe weh yu want to di nice sales clerk? </div></div>Comment
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How yuh come suh? How many times mi fi tell yuh fi type up yuh story inna word den copy and paste here? \o/Comment
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