Cheating with his hands!

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Cheating with his hands!

Girrrrrl once a weeks is grounds fi divorce if yu man is under 65. Tell him me seh soh. yu need fi feed him some strangback an peanut punch, cook di man some steam fish wid okra an callaloo mek him some guiness punch

a foolinish dat him a defend.

[Alexis29]

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lol i am far from prudish B_P

[Boricua_papi]

Re: Cheating with his hands!

Tell dem fimi deh Tanya. Mi gal gi mi di rooks three times a day.

[julie*mango]

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how yu so lie?

anyways mi nuh si nutn wrong wid smaddy pleasuring demself...better dan going out deh wid di nasty germs up cratches dem

am just saying...

[Alexis29]

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Alright mek mi add the missing details si what u have to say Tanya..he works 2 jobs. 2 full time jobs so in total he gets bout 5hrs sleep daily if that much so he says that is part a di problem. But mi say that mek it worst so that the little energy u do have lef use it pon mi thats why mi say once in the week and once on weekend that mi can live wid.
Do u think i'm being extra to think that wi should be doing more.
Well daily is a bit too much i admit that but just a litte more u know

[Alexis29]

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si whey mi a say Skelly i don't mind if he does it per say just do me too. Okay during say when i'm sick wank all u want. But don't be wanking while i'm sitting in the living room and could help u.

[LiteBlonde]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Alexis29</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He claims its shaving cream and he didn't wank yesterday. BUT he does it on the couch leave marks and say a him buy the couch when i argue. Not to mention mi sheets but i don't go on about that to keep the peace. </div></div>

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

Girl, you are killin me with your jokes. Between this post and the one about the KY, I am deading.

[diabolical_Tanya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Alexis29</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Alright mek mi add the missing details si what u have to say Tanya..he works 2 jobs. 2 full time jobs so in total he gets bout 5hrs sleep daily if that much so he says that is part a di problem. But mi say that mek it worst so that the little energy u do have lef use it pon mi thats why mi say once in the week and once on weekend that mi can live wid.
Do u think i'm being extra to think that wi should be doing more.
Well daily is a bit too much i admit that but just a litte more u know </div></div>


Girl if him have time and energy fi di leff han then he has time an energy for you. plain and simple. Unless yu is one a dem oooman weh love starfish an mek di man haffie do allllla di work

[Boricua_papi]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Alexis29</div><div class="ubbcode-body">si whey mi a say Skelly i don't mind if he does it per say just do me too. Okay during say when i'm sick wank all u want. But don't be wanking while i'm sitting in the living room and could help u. </div></div>

Wha some oomen dem haffi realize is a few a dem have &quot;man hands&quot; an wen dats di case den wi fi tek care of di wanking wiself. Not sayin dats di case wid yuh Alexis.

[LiteBlonde]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Alexis29</div><div class="ubbcode-body">si whey mi a say Skelly i don't mind if he does it per say just do me too. Okay during say when i'm sick wank all u want. But don't be wanking while i'm sitting in the living room and could help u. </div></div>

From what me read, it look like say you sitting down waiting for ole bwoy to make the first move.

If you want it more than once a week, why you don't initiate it? You telling me that if him on the couch a take out him anaconda right there in front of you and a grease up him palm, you can't just intermediate or some such thing?

If you waiting for him to make the first move, then no wonder a once a week you getting it. Although me prefer when the man initiate, if me want it, him must deliver or is worries.

[H_O]

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so this guys blowing his spunk all around the house, the sofa, the bath hand towels---YACK!!!!!!
sounds like a real CUMquat

whats he doing--marking his territory?

[Alexis29]

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Nope not the case he likes me on top easiest way for him to come anyways so guess who wuk the most.

[Alexis29]

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U do have a point and mi admit i could do more initiaiting. Like now wi both in the living well wi just done go over the taxes and cuss bout the government. So he's about to go bed i could easily go jump him but it's like i feel is he too tired should i do it so manyt hings run thru mi head and i wonder if things run thru his head too.
Why can't we naturally jump each other sinthing just no seem right!!!

[loops]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> You telling me that if him on the couch a take out him anaconda right there in front of you and a grease up him palm</div></div>

so what's this? foreplay?

[Emperah]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so this guys blowing his spunk all around the house, the sofa, the bath hand towels---YACK!!!!!!
sounds like a real CUMquat

whats he doing--marking his territory? </div></div>