The case of the missing package \o/

[Jazz]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tell her to leave those likkle teeny weenies alone all they do is promise an doan deliver!! chruss me </div></div>

OOOHHHHHH do tell ***cox up mi foot*** <span style="font-style: italic">***lychee martini****</span> </div></div>


me cannot tell you me so embarrased and </div></div>

Talk de tings man!!!!! we are amongst close, intimate friends

[Jazz]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think she should just go an ask him (face to face) and get it outa de way

she can seh someting like 'are you an late riser' and discuss from dere cause life too shawt fi noh have good <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">hood</div></div></div>

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Keyer is you dat!!!!! </div></div>

Yep u neba know seh mi is one outspoken smaddy? </div></div>

well yes... but we have never spoken quite this... candidly... but it's all good!

[LiteBlonde]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

Tell your friend to ask him this:

&quot;Babe, do you smoke crack, snort coke or take steriods?&quot;

If the answer is yes, that could be the reason for his shrinkage. Some people call that level of shrinkage &quot;the disappering act&quot; or &quot;man under cover&quot;.

If the answer is no, then she should run like a thief!

[Phatty]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">There are some men that get so excited they can't get it up...they can pant all they want kiss you harder whatever...it won't respond. Suh mi fren tell mi, an mi still stuck pan im impotent... </div></div>

Really?? fuss mi ah hear bout dat... what would u call that condition? </div></div>

Well his condition: impotence
Her condition : denial

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

mi juss get dis in an email

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.

&quot;Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.&quot; &quot;Okay then,&quot; Gary said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure. &quot;I'm so sorry,&quot; said the nurse. &quot;I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?&quot;

&quot;It's swollen,&quot; Gary replied.

Things went downhill from there.
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[Phatty]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> mi juss get dis in an email

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.

&quot;Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.&quot; &quot;Okay then,&quot; Gary said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her composure. &quot;I'm so sorry,&quot; said the nurse. &quot;I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?&quot;

&quot;It's swollen,&quot; Gary replied.

Things went downhill from there.
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Poor Guy

[britisha]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

All that panting and ting mean seh him cuddah ejaculated arreddi...prematurely of course,<span style="font-weight: bold"> and di weeenie did small fi staawt wid</span>...eidah dat or is a she-male.