Unu eva have a friend or relative who constantly “putting on and yuh jus tolerate fi tolerate sake? Well mi have fren who fram mi know har she takes over a conversation with this “been there done that” attitude and go as far as even drop Numbers of how much shi pay for things and the whole 9 yards. cyan shut har up when shi start 
Ok bout 5 a wi go out dis weeken so when wi a head home mi go mention sey dere is a bran new plaza open up ina Annapolis where wi live and mi a describe some a di store wey in deh. Mi goh open up mi mout an sey dere is a Japanese sushi restaurant wey mi go peek in an it look nice an ambiance nice an ting an mi waan try it wan a dese days.
Here she as usual – “Oh Yes.. Mr man and I went there. It’s really a nice place ..you should really check it out”
Now as mi tell unu shi love fi drop numbas and always a try gwaan like shi been to places. So mi purposely ask her if it expensive cause mi already knew what was coming ... She: “Not really yuh noh ..depends on what yuh call expensive.. we tried a lot of dishes and it was <span style="text-decoration: underline">only</span> $200 between Mr Man and I”
So mi roll mi yeye an har ask “Wey di place name?”
<span style="font-style: italic">Silence</span>
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Hole on give me a minute.. (shi tun roun to mi odda fren) ..Weh di place name again Robin? Robin sey shi noh know.. Den shi sey shi ago ask har husband and get back to mi cause shi noh Memba
People – Di place name <span style="font-weight: bold">Ziki Japanese Steakhouse</span>. So hear how mi ago sheg har up now. Mi sey to har Mi tink di place name start wid a “R”.. hear har jump up “Yes Yes Yes .. A “R” Reeeee someting aneda”.
Mi neva expec fi loose mi cool ina di moment but I did. Mi yell “XXX Tap di blastid lie yuh neva goh deh..Yuh too dam lie!” Di res a mi girlfren dem BOAL and DWL til yeye wata a come dung a dem face . Come in like dem did glad sey mi do it cause dem did a pick up sey a lie shi a tell
Mi neva mean fi embaraass har but good Gad a ova 15 years shi gwaan wid dis air about har an mi jus tink is time fi call har out!
Too dam nuff man! How hard it is fi admit sey yuh neva go somewey yet. If yuh tell har sey yuh ago a Mount Tampax shi tell yuh sey shi been dere when nutten noh goh soh. Mi cyan tek it man. 
Mi noh tink shi ago waan girls night out wid mi ina long while. Oh well a soh life goh

Ok bout 5 a wi go out dis weeken so when wi a head home mi go mention sey dere is a bran new plaza open up ina Annapolis where wi live and mi a describe some a di store wey in deh. Mi goh open up mi mout an sey dere is a Japanese sushi restaurant wey mi go peek in an it look nice an ambiance nice an ting an mi waan try it wan a dese days.
Here she as usual – “Oh Yes.. Mr man and I went there. It’s really a nice place ..you should really check it out”

Now as mi tell unu shi love fi drop numbas and always a try gwaan like shi been to places. So mi purposely ask her if it expensive cause mi already knew what was coming ... She: “Not really yuh noh ..depends on what yuh call expensive.. we tried a lot of dishes and it was <span style="text-decoration: underline">only</span> $200 between Mr Man and I”
So mi roll mi yeye an har ask “Wey di place name?”
<span style="font-style: italic">Silence</span>
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.
.
Hole on give me a minute.. (shi tun roun to mi odda fren) ..Weh di place name again Robin? Robin sey shi noh know.. Den shi sey shi ago ask har husband and get back to mi cause shi noh Memba

People – Di place name <span style="font-weight: bold">Ziki Japanese Steakhouse</span>. So hear how mi ago sheg har up now. Mi sey to har Mi tink di place name start wid a “R”.. hear har jump up “Yes Yes Yes .. A “R” Reeeee someting aneda”.
Mi neva expec fi loose mi cool ina di moment but I did. Mi yell “XXX Tap di blastid lie yuh neva goh deh..Yuh too dam lie!” Di res a mi girlfren dem BOAL and DWL til yeye wata a come dung a dem face . Come in like dem did glad sey mi do it cause dem did a pick up sey a lie shi a tell
Mi neva mean fi embaraass har but good Gad a ova 15 years shi gwaan wid dis air about har an mi jus tink is time fi call har out!


Mi noh tink shi ago waan girls night out wid mi ina long while. Oh well a soh life goh

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