"straight" Girls wiill do Girls ... Discuss

[FrenchTickla]

mek mi shake di boad up likkle fi di weekend

nuff "straight" women out dere perpetrating dat gay women are icky but dem deh pon di downlow.

ok, mek mi get di obvious one dem outta di way:

1. lesbian while drunk
2. fi fulfill u hubby/bwayfren/piecepandiside fantasy
3. caw di men in ur life treat u like ish so why nat give piece a chance

dat aside, i had a full fledged relationship wid a "straight" ooman who was full on gay with me but har fambily and frenz fi di most part had no clue. i was younger and wilder and wasn't refusing a cute piece so mi go wid it now she wid a guy and she still fraid a wah she wud do round mi. ol' boy nuh know di history

oh di stories i could tell

[tuffstuff]

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u looking a date fi tonite?

[tuffstuff]

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oh and pls to tell di stories

[FrenchTickla]

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tuffy u a offa?

no sah, mi cyaan buss no ile tonight. mi have marathon training a mawning den work. mi deh pon enforced celibacy fi now

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tuffstuff</div><div class="ubbcode-body">oh and pls to tell di stories </div></div>

[Nunya]

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Mi say, last w/end, mi siddung dung so, an mi si dis ooman sorta a come my way. Mi ongle notice har, cawse a wi was de ongle two people of colour eena de whole place.

Anyway, while mi tink she whenna go past mi an gwan bout har business, a mi she whenna mek beeline to!

Hear har nuh: SISTA!

Yeah, a so she bawl it out, mek mi jump yuh fawt...

So mi sawta give dis nervous grin, caw mi didda tink say (1) a de smaddy side a mi she whenna talk to (but den mi realise say a one dude whenna siddung side a mi) and (2) mi tink say maybe she whenna mistake mi fi smaddy else...

Hear har: HOW YUH DOIN??! (yeah, she whenna shout like she couldan si mi hearing aid )

Me: Aright (mi still look nervous caw she was scary. An mi whenna wonda a whe de one David deh )

She: I'M GOING OUTSIDE TO HAVE A SMOKE! WHEN I COME BACK, BUY ME A DRINK!

Me: What tha...!!!

She: OH YEAH, YOU GOT ANY CHANGE? WHADDYA CALL EM? TOONIES? I NEED TO MAKE UP FOR mumble mumble mumble...

Me: No.

She: AWW COME ON! I-

Me: (mi shub mi han eena de battam a mi bag an scope out alla mi change an drap dem eena har han.

She: THANKS! SEE YAH EENA MINUTE!

As soon as she lef mi git up an move. Few minutes later, mi deh cross de room, mi smell cigarette smoke an she dat a come clamp har han pon mi!

*faint whe*

Hear har nuh: WANNA BUY ME THAT DRINK NOW?

So mi grab onto David. She notice him. She look pon mi an den she look pon mi an wheel an tun whe...

Mi mumma.

Mi a go assume dat dat ooman was gay. And mi a go say dat mi NAH GO DEH!!!!!!

Cawse dat ish was not cute!!!

[FrenchTickla]

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see it deh, she just email fi tell mi seh dem bruk up. *shake mi head*

she's a serial dater and goes thru men quickly. now she a ask when mi a come into town. i could so play it up and hit that but mi not that lecherous

i think the thing that blew her mind the most was when we'd be getting ready to go out and we were both fighting for the mirror to put on wi makeup

by the way, a she come on to me fuss. mi wud not have approached her but admittedly she neva haffi twiss mi arm too hard.

[FrenchTickla]

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LOL Nunya mi nuh know a wah u run into but mi nuh condone dat deh kinda schism.

i must say dere are butches bout di place weh will give a man a run fi him money. dem have a name fi dem - aggressives. a mussi a rogue aggressive u experience.

i've dated a butch but most of dem have finesse and style. mine was a african american cop wid di most beautiful locks and a budding body builder and a narcisstic personality disorder dat was off di chart!

[kia027]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tuffstuff</div><div class="ubbcode-body">oh and pls to tell di stories </div></div>

[FrenchTickla]

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alright, mek mi tell oonu bout di latest one - mek wi call har winsome.

mi and winsome go back bout 20 years. we know nuff bout each other and was friends and shared experiences like family. mi deh deh wen har son learn fi ride him bike, help her daughter cope wid a dreaded head gear dat she was stuck with fi a few years, go wid har go rescue har sista from an abusive relationship, there together for deaths, coming out, graduations ... life.

but she straight, right?

soon come back

[kia027]

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when you come back please explain dis &quot;help her daughter cope wid a dreaded head gear dat she was stuck with fi a few years&quot;

[FrenchTickla]

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di pickney did have really bad overbite and she was stuck in a head gear weh mek har feel dorky and as a likkle 8-yo (i think) it was traumatizing. was a big deal fi har so di whole a we had to talk har thru it and encourage har fi stick thru it caw di outcome was gwine be awesome. u fi see har now - freshman a college wid beautiful teeth

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">when you come back please explain dis &quot;help her daughter cope wid a dreaded head gear dat she was stuck with fi a few years&quot; </div></div>

[diabolical_Tanya]

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[FrenchTickla]

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so winsome is a yawdie - hardworking, leff yard come merica when she bout 18, look afta di younga siblings, strong-willed and will work har fingers to di bone fi get di ting done.

she married a man wen she moved here and they had di two aforementioned kids together. him was abusive and wutliss so she leff. whereas she started at a fast food place and moved on to get higher education (masters) he stayed on di floor den quit caw him cudden deal wid him coworker - and him have pickney fi support and a child support order in place.

she been dating smaddy but him wudden commit so she was on har way out when mi go visit recently.

[FrenchTickla]

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see it deh, di one weh mi mention uppa tap who coincidentally juss email fi seh dem bruk up, falla up wid dis:

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so much for a deep relationship, eh? that's, of course, what i really want. i know, time to get into girls, right? </div></div>

mi naw bite dat deh bait right yah now