Need excuse fi rob the cradle

[Wendy]

Good morning DearKites –

So they assigned a new Intern to work with me. He is a scrumptious, yuummy and delicious looking fellow from PuertoRico<span style="font-style: italic"> …**sprinkle lickle cole wata pan mi farrid**</span>

Dere is one lickle prablem ..Im is 21 ‘ears ole.

Mi cyan tek im roun mi.. mi having uncrollable twitches fi rub im down when no one is watching.

Now if mi accidently jump im afta work can I Blame it on the a a a a a a alcholl

To all di cougars an cubs bout di place .. can unu give mi an excuse to <span style="text-decoration: line-through">assault</span> …<span style="text-decoration: line-through">rape</span> .. approach him please. What is the liklehood dat mi get weh wid dis even if a wan time mi do it?

BTW dis is a serious inquiry so mi waan serious responses only

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">Queen of the A muss have siting stash wey ina har cupid diaries pan dis wan </div></div></div>

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

an mi tink seh mi bad wid di 24 yr old

[Peasie]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

Yuh prey-seekin ol Jancrow maddah-young-gyal, yuh doan have any crochet project to fill yuh igle arthritic hand dem?
Leff di young bway dem alone!

My baby is 21! An im doing an Internship dis summah!

[Peasie]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">an mi tink seh mi bad wid di 24 yr old </div></div>

Doan mek mi haffi jump chroo dis computa screen an lik out yuh one ruby-studded gole toot and kik ovah yuh walkah!

Mi fuss-bawn is 24!

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fancy</div><div class="ubbcode-body">an mi tink seh mi bad wid di 24 yr old </div></div>

Doan mek mi haffi jump chroo dis computa screen an lik out yuh one ruby-studded gole toot!

Mi fuss-bawn is 24! </div></div>

oh really mek mi si him nuh Peasie

besides ano mi di cougar Wendy dat

plus mi nuh ole mi kno seh mi wise inna mi years but mi nuh ole

AND di yute dem chase mi dung...mi nuh chase afta dem

[Peasie]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

bout chase yuh dung.

Dem mussi di waan help yuh fine yuh senior-discount bus tikkit?

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

hell naw!

yuh madd!

nuttin ova yahso sey senior or bus ticket

[Peasie]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

Tun yuh tikkit right side up, yuh ol foot! It doan seh 26, it seh 92

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

hummuch mi affi tell yuh seh mi nuh ole

turn up di rhatid hearing aide or bruk out fi yuh good good yeye glass dem an read agin

hottness mi a tell yuh mi look good inna mi stiletto and ting

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unlike Wendy ole self weh cyaaan walk right inna dem kina shoe or else shi bruk har foot, di shoe and sidewalk. but yuh neva hear dat fram mi </div></div></div>

[Hush Darlin]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

unno please fe leave people bwoy pickney alone.

[Wendy]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

Bway mi did ask fi serious response but mi neva know sey tings woulda get dis serious til all fight bruck out . LOL

Peasie yuh son safe man ..as lang as im noh deh no where ina mi building

Mi sey di bway manaserable to yuh si. Im too cute man .. <span style="font-style: italic">**sprinkle di laas bit a ice wata pan mi farrid** </span>

So Peasie if mi get charge fi Rapidge yuh wi represent mi in kowt house?

[Hush Darlin]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

Wendy mi hope you did use the jiaze pn de sore toe dis mawnin enno
an mi sure sey the poor likkle bwoy wudda run if u chry mek enny move fe him

[Wendy]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

BOADWL Mi sey dats why mi noh like black people enoh

Yuh naah goh mek mi live dung mi buck toe eeh?

Well I will have yuh know mi mek it to mi pedicure dis weekend and di toe may look like it dey pan life support but it well palish up and a glisten like sunshine

[LusciousJohnson]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body">BOADWL Mi sey dats why mi noh like black people enoh

Yuh naah goh mek mi live dung mi buck toe eeh?

Well I will have yuh know mi mek it to mi pedicure dis weekend and <span style="font-weight: bold">di toe may look like it dey pan life support but it well palish up and a glisten like sunshine</span>
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[Peasie]

Re: Need excuse fi rob the cradle

Represent yuh??
Mi deh yah a fill out di fawm fi executioner position! Mi waan di personal sottisfokshan of seeing yuh baxide fry!
JPS have enough voltage.