.. the neighbours wife?? ..

[Gen]

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mi a get worried enuh ? mine dem drug yuh drink [img]/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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alright.. sarry mi got people inna mi office and wi did a discuss a case..

Alright before mi loose di vibes fi write dis.....


So di wife reach fi a glass fi gimmie di drinks inna, and mi hear di husban a sey .. "what type of mickey mouse glass that u giving xKs to drink from"
So I was thinking it was a glass with Mickey Mouse pic on it..
So him draw fi something diffrent.. A di hombre dat wid wan big RED cococola cup.. Yuh know dem big ole quart cup deh??!

So anyway dem full it up.. now mi thinking.. dis must be plent pepsi, and likkle bit a rum. No dice. The thing strong wid rum!

Anyway mi a yard man, mi can hold mi liquor.
Long story less lang, wi chat and mi a nurce the big ole cup a liquor..She a drink har wine and him pon him probaby 10th beer.

So mi nurse the cup, she keep bothering seh mi need a fulup.
Anyway the ice did melt out, so mi seh "sure, just top up the ice".
The woman come back wid another cup FULL a liquor.
Mi memba di husband a put out the enpmy liquor balkkle that was one third full earlier.
Den mi look mi had another beer (nuh pull yet) infront a mi.

So wi a chat, and dem start ask mi bout Jamaica.. By now iya tipsy.. But as tipsy as mi be, mi well concious.
So mi tell dem bout how wi have bars all over there, and mi ole man use to drik a many of them on wi way home, but mi neva ever seen him drunk.. so mi try not to be drunk, cause a di example whey mi ole man set. Di only way wi use to know that he was drunk was the next morning depending pon how him park inna di yard.

So dem a ask bout mi time inna canada, and mi run chue di few stuff fass fass,the bouncing, the train driving, the wearhouse deal.... a di woman give out
"You know I was a call girl in Toronto? I was young, with one kid, so I did what I had to"
Di husband give out wid a surprised look pon him face " Thats not how we meet"

Dis a me - shocked like a wah pon di inside, but a try keep talking without looking pace cause mi know dat would give away seh what she said registered. But mi a try play it off as not the show stopper that it was..
Fi real.. mi did want fi seh "ammanna amanna amanna amannam"..
But mi was a start.. mi just keep on with the trend a di original conversation..

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so before u say who dat, a di wife she sidun beside me.. whle mi and di husban a try hold a conversation.. Him say" Melissa .. stop that u embarassing".. But not with much conviction..
She beside me.. "Oh a wanna give u a hug"
"hmmm u smell so good!"

Den di woman bite mi!!!

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so before u say who dat, a di wife she sidun beside me.. whle mi and di husban a try hold a conversation.. Him say" Melissa .. stop that u embarassing".. But not with much conviction..
She beside me.. "Oh a wanna give u a hug"
"hmmm u smell so good!"

Den di woman bite mi!!!

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Den di woman bite mi!!!

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meh [img]/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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now u know when u inna smaddy house and dem pet waan play wid yuh, but yuh waan run di pet, but nuh waan seem too obviously upset?

A me dat a try ease off dis woman affa mi, while a try hole a totally unrelated conversation wid har usband.

Mi a pat har pon har headand a ease har off nicely, and a false laff at the things a come outta har mout.. When pat the head, she will get angry, like "you dont like me??!"
Den she start talk bout mi wife ".. your wife's beautiful, she has the georgoues.. Please dont tell her about this.. I lov here.. I dont want her to hate me.. " Den she start again..
So mi decide mi ago meck a exit.
So mi get up.. A di oman dat drag a drag mi dung.
So mi sidun.
So mi a laff and a try ease har off.. Di oman start hump mi leg!
And a sey "I love your c----k and a feel afa mi "Samuel Sharpe" ..
So mi a do the blocking thing.. and a say "yow guys.. tanks for having me over, but i think I've been here long enuff." thing..
And di woman jump up and a straddle mi inna di couch.. She a bite bite up afta mi neck and a tell me noh fi tell mi wife.

So mi eash har off.. cause by now.. SURPRISINGLY to ME.. Mi a get bex. and mi a find it more and more difficult fi mask mi vexation.

But mi nuh want fi insult di people dem..

Anyway.. Mi phone start vibrate.. It was a vmessage, but mi gwaan like a call a come in.. Mi talk like a mi wife a tell mi fi come home now..
So mi got me exit.

Shake hands a di door wid the husband telling him thanks fi have mi ova..
And smile... And left.

As mi reach home.. mi tell wifey.. Mi know she woulda angry at first.. O mi decide fi tell har immediately so she could get ova di anger and hopfully sleep pon it.

Well the first thing she do a inspect me.. Yes to rathind.. real Jamaican woman. di woman pull out Samuel and Check if him was inna any action since night. Dont ask mi how she know.. She tell me "She know har tings"..
Him get a safety.. She laff, and cuss, and did mad fi go oava di house go drag out di woman and beat har.
So mi tell har... listen low it.. sleep pon it and next mawning tell mi how she feel.

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mi seh mi yeye dem glue to the computah [img]/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]..mi a drink soup and mi mout open..soup all a drap pan mi desk

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a wanda if the husband a wanna dem man deh weh into cuckholdism? [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

yes is a new fetish mi hear bout frah wah day

[Gen]

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den what was the dutty husband saying all this time [img]/forums/images/graemlins/70400-talktohand.gif[/img] dem a real swingah

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anyway, so yesterday mi and mi son a wash wifey truck. Di woman dat come inna shades.
Well first.. Di husband did hail mi as him did a carry him grill round di bacjk from di garage.

So di woman come inna shades, and call mi to the end a mi driveway.

She apologise bout how she gwaan, and sahe "its the stress a di holidays, and she was drunk.. and layleh laaaley"

So mi just laff and seh.. "No worries.. we knew she'd sober up and be ruefull, and dont sweat it'
She say 'u a good neighbour, and u a relly good guy, and she embarassingly went her way.

mi did feel bad fi har still but mi really nuh chus dem people yah..
Now dem probably feel mi have something ova dem.
Fi tell di chute.. Originally, mi did think it wouldnt matter to me.. But fi some strange reason, mi feel badly bout it when mi member.. Mi actually feel like when smaddy get assaulted to rathid.
Mi think as a man, mi would be like "cho.. mi a mack daddy, a so it go" but instaed, mi actually feel a anger towards dem, and the fact that they have always been inviting us over, and was priopably planning something like this for both me and wifey for sometime.

Mi do see how di people pon di street look at us sometime, like fresh meat.. But mi use to think mi just too full a mi self.. (which mi know many here would agree that mi reall is full a miself).. But mi bex dat people would be that decietefull..

Problem:
Earlier before she got crazy, the lady had invited us to come over on Dec 23. Say she having a little think for close friends only so some other neightbours would be there.
I am wondering.. Do we go or not? At first i was thing- Go.
So they dont think mi have dem up. But them mi think .. maybe mi need fi start put distance between mi a dem people. Whey unno think? Unno woulda go?

Story done.
Jack mandora? Mi nuh chose none.

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soh u see dem since?

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maybe mi need fi start put distance between mi a dem people. Whey unno think? Unno woulda go?



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if you feel a way bout them don't go. tell dem seh yu bizzy. good fences make good neighbours [img]/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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